MercurialMe
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« on: April 25, 2009, 02:26:19 AM » |
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*AHEM*
wait for it...
waaaaaaaait.
Rogue prefers blonds.
Let THAT little thought bubble sink in.
Just think about it...
Cody - Blond
Long Shot - Blond
Old Bucket head - ULTRA Blond
Campbell St. Ange - Blond
That lame Pulse guy - Blond
Gambit - NOT BLOND
So I figure if Remy ever wants to make a real go at it with Rogue he needs to invest in a bottle of peroxide.
[Special note: It's 2am and I'm hopped up on Laffy Taffy and therefore may not claim this post tomorrow...or later today, whatever the case may be.]
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Nekobaghira
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 02:41:19 AM » |
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Wow, I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out. LOL
I dunno, you might need to lay off the Laffy Daffy. LOL
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 03:59:40 AM » |
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Hmm. What about Colossus and Iceman? Brunettes(is the male version just brunes?)
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2009, 11:25:04 AM » |
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Bobby's a dirty blonde (depending on who's doing the art) and Colossus (I can *not* spell this guys name without copying it!)... well he's silver, or chrome, or whatever, when she can touch him, right? The theory still (sorta) works! Good job, Mecurial Me, you finally figured it out! lol...
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 01:02:11 PM » |
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You forgot one thing, the New Exiles' version of Rogue is also attracted to the blonde Fishbit (I rather call him that) under Claremont's crack writing.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 04:54:21 PM » |
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Boy, how awkward is that?
"Remeh, darlin'...put on this wig f'me, sugah....mmmm....love you so much, Cody..."
*Divorce*
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 05:11:03 PM » |
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what about Mags? He's WHITE. so all remy needs to do is become the witness much sooner than expected  |
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MercurialMe
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 05:37:39 PM » |
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Hmm. What about Colossus and Iceman? Brunettes(is the male version just brunes?) DAMN! I forgot Colossus but that was more on his side. She was never into the 616 IceMan so I choose not to list him but he is a blond most of the time. You forgot one thing, the New Exiles' version of Rogue is also attracted to the blonde Fishbit (I rather call him that) under Claremont's crack writing. OH! OH! Or the original Ultimates Gambit who was supposed to be blond but then they gave him a frizzy home perm instead. what about Mags? He's WHITE. so all remy needs to do is become the witness much sooner than expected Bucket Head = Magneto The witness thing isn't a bad idea though after all the girl does like the older men. I see time travel in her future. |
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 07:05:37 PM » |
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*snort*
Hah, it all makes sense now!
Great theory. I wish I could come up with stuff like this when I eat too much sugar, but I don't.
I just have giggle fits.
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 07:13:00 PM » |
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It's not just sugar but the lack of sleep that does it. Just like my 4am idea for a safe sex campaign in which I would car jack (or I guess Weiner nap) the Oscar Mayer Weiner mobile and travel cross country passing out condoms. Luckily a concerned friend stopped me before I got in too deep. Mind you that was one of the less out-there things I've come up with. *wonders why she's not rich and (in)famous*
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2009, 01:36:53 AM » |
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I would have paid to see you driving the oscar mayer mobile and throwing condoms to the crowds. I mean, everything is about catching a persons attention. That'd do it and get the message across too!
The grand theft auto is really the only hitch in that one. LOL
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2009, 11:12:54 AM » |
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I would have paid to see you driving the oscar mayer mobile and throwing condoms to the crowds. I mean, everything is about catching a persons attention. That'd do it and get the message across too!
The grand theft auto is really the only hitch in that one. LOL
Heh! Well it's not like it'd be hard to find http://hotdoggerblog.com/ yes ladies and gentlemen the wenermobile has a blog. DAMN! It was in Detroit on the 24th *seeths* I was soooo close. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009, 12:49:47 AM » |
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It's not just sugar but the lack of sleep that does it. Just like my 4am idea for a safe sex campaign in which I would car jack (or I guess Weiner nap) the Oscar Mayer Weiner mobile and travel cross country passing out condoms. Luckily a concerned friend stopped me before I got in too deep. Mind you that was one of the less out-there things I've come up with. *wonders why she's not rich and (in)famous*
Dude, you scare me. But that is very...strange. And to think you've come up with wierder ideas then that! |
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Nekobaghira
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2009, 12:13:56 PM » |
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 whoa totally off topic now huh? LOL You know Fishbit was blond. LOL Neko
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« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2009, 04:09:51 AM » |
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Heh! Well it's not like it'd be hard to find http://hotdoggerblog.com/ yes ladies and gentlemen the wenermobile has a blog. DAMN! It was in Detroit on the 24th *seeths* I was soooo close. Off topic, i know but i just have to post this.... ok U.S. has really weird things!! ok, really clever theory! leave the drama away , i find this much more believable!!! |
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