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Offline NicoPony

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2012, 07:15:49 PM »
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

From Billy Madison, a movie I actually believe has no redeeming qualities other than this quote, because it's something I think at people on a daily basis.

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2012, 09:19:13 PM »
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

From Billy Madison, a movie I actually believe has no redeeming qualities other than this quote, because it's something I think at people on a daily basis.

*nods* What you said.

One out of many quotable lines from The Cutting Edge, one of the few rom-coms I can stand:

"There's only two things I do really well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!"

and I'd be remiss if I didn't mention,

"Toe pick!" and "Finger painting?" (They make sense in context).
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2012, 11:58:50 PM »
Ace Ventura
"Tonight on miami vice, crockett gets the boss a coffee!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ILf7CzD1w

The Super
"English! English! Doesn't anybody talk english!"
"It worked before you broke it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Whz9yapTc
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2012, 12:28:16 AM »
a recent 2 i like from Avengers, i muts warn you though im drunk and i cant remember them word for word, also bad language

Thor: Loki may be many things but he is still my brother
Black Widow: he killed 80 people
Thor: he's adopted


Loki: i Have an Army
Stark: we have a Hulk


from Whitnail & I

Whitnail: 4 quid? ill tell you what you can do with your pill, you can shove it up your arse and f*** off while your at it


Whitnail: we've gone on holiday by mistake



Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Raul Duke: there he goes one of Gods own prototypes never considered for mass breeding, to weird to live to rare to die


Blade 2

Blade: you obviously do not realize who you are f***ing with



Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Silent Bob: the signe on the back of the car say's critters of hollywood you dumb f***


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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2012, 01:22:19 AM »
From The Big Lebowski

Let me explain something to you. I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. -- The Dude

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling--there are rules."--Walter

"Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."--Walter

"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous."--The Dude

"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."--The Dude

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2012, 02:41:39 AM »
The Three Amigos
"It's like living with a 6 year old."

"What is happening around here today, are Gringos falling from the sky?"
"Yes El Guapo."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCC_i_PyEog

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2012, 01:12:58 PM »
"We deal in lead, friend." -Vin, The Magnificent Seven

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." -Tuco, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." -Alex J. Murphy, Robocop

"Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop –ever– until you are dead." -Kyle Reese, The Terminator.

"What is Jerusalem worth?"
"Nothing."
(pause)
"EVERYthing." -Balian and Saladin, Kingdom of Heaven

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Well, I won't be makin' that mistake...AGAIN."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, and Captain Barbosa, Pirates of the Caribbean
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2012, 06:35:55 PM »
"Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes." - Max Jerry Horovitz, Mary and Max.

very charming movie, like UP without an adventure, the movie made me all teary up and happy


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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2012, 07:12:01 PM »
oh Toadman you reminded me of the whole rum speach from Pirates

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTi40w0nLgo

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2012, 07:47:50 PM »
The Big Lebowski

Walter: "Smokey, my friend... you are entering a world of pain."

Walter: (Shouts) "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a sh*t about the rules?"

Jesus: "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus."


Silver Streak

George: "You stupid ignorant son-of-a-b*tch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!"

George: "I can't pass for black."
Grover: "Who you tellin'?I didn't say I was gonna make you black. I said I was gonna get you on the train. Now we got to make them cops think you're black."
(Rubs shoe polish on George's face)
George: "It'll never work. Never."
Grover: "What, you afraid it won't come off?"

Grover: (On the radio to Sheriff Chauncey) "Hey Chauncey, this is Grover T. Muldoon. You wanna know what happened? We just whooped your @ss. We whooped your @ss. Ha ha HA!"


As Good As it Gets

Melvin: "“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."

Offline Miss Misery

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2012, 12:49:47 AM »
More from POTC:

"Easy on the goods, darling." --Jack, when Elizabeth is putting his belt back on him.

After "Why is the rum gone?", we have this: (mimicking Elizabeth) "'Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible'--well it bloody is now!"

Making the deal with Barbossa aboard the Pearl:

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. (bites into apple)  Funny ol' world, innit?

"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Oh, not you--we named the monkey Jack."

Not the lines themselves, but I like the way these were said:

"Where did you get that?"--Jack

"Agreeeeeed."--Barbossa

"I'm tellin' the story!"--Pintel

"I know exactly what you mean, love." (straightens mustache)--Jack


Another from Lebowski
"OVER THE LINE!" --Walter, to Smokey

"Love me."
"That's my coat."

“Sometimes I feel like you’re the only one who gets me, 1400-pound block of cheese.”—Gareth Reynolds

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2012, 12:55:45 AM »
The Princess Bride
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means. "

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

"We are men of action, lies do not become us. "

"Let me explain.  No, there is too much, let me sum it up. "

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours. "
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2012, 05:38:14 AM »
Ghostbusters
"Your right, no human being would stack books like this”
“Listen! You smell something?”
“Somebody blows their noise and you wanna keep it?”
“Get her!”

“I think we should split up”
“Good idea”
“Yeah, we can do more damage that way”
“I did that, I did that, that’s my fault!”
“It’s ok the table broke the fall. ”
“Don’t look at the trap!”
“I looked at the trap Ray!”
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”

“Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. ”
“They caused an explosion!”
“Is this true?”
“Yes it's true.  This man has no dick”

“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes!"
“It can't be!”
“What did you do, Ray?!”
“Mother pus bucket!”

"Not necessarily.  There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive. "
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2012, 11:47:41 PM »
Monty Python Holy Grail
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
"I-I don't know that... Auuuuuuuugh!"

"How do you know so much about swallow?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012, 06:47:10 AM »
The Life of Brian

"your f***ing nicked"

"he has a wife you know"