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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2012, 07:45:22 AM »
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
"All dames are alike. They reach down your throat so they can grab your heart. They pull it out, they throw it on the floor... and they step on it with their high heels... spit on it... shove it in the oven and they cook the s**t out of it... and they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast and they serve it to ya... and they expect you to say "Thanks hunny it's delicious!"

"Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid... huh... I still don't know what it means"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wvl0iwp-_0

Analyze This
"Who gives a s***? Get a f***ing life!"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2012, 09:14:47 PM »
"I like smiling. Smilings my favorite." - Buddy the Elf, from Elf.

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2012, 11:05:05 PM »
What about Bob?
"Getoutofthecar!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBNNKoX8GoA

"He's never gone!"
"You see!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw

"But your back"
"No I'm not"
"Your not?"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2012, 06:48:21 AM »
The Shawshank Redemption
"I want him found, not tomorrow, not after breakfast, now!"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2012, 09:32:55 PM »
Loaded Weapon
"Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkard7Jdsmc

"Quid pro quo Mr. Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."

"Give me a name!"
"Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"

“Didn't you die?”
“I thought this was the sequel”

"Got anything smaller?"
"Keep it."
"Anything larger?"
“Yeah”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLEm_sXr8EE

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, taking a s**t"
"Sorry"

“My mother never breast-fed me. She'd tease me with it and then give me the bottle. It went on for years. By the time I hit 13… I developed a love-hate thing with breasts... and a distrust of all women. I just don't understand them.”
“Hell, I breastfeed 'till I was 16 years old and I still don't understand women.”
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2012, 11:51:09 AM »
It's not a quote from a movie, but from True Blood.

Bill to Eric: You know what they say about gentlemen; they don't brag about sloppy seconds.

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2012, 12:11:38 PM »
oh god can we do tv ones i got so many

True Blood

Bill : we are not f***in Puppy dogs

and from Doctor Who 10th and 11th Doctor, check them out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxj33ZEtz34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FxKcLId-Ys&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKS8bYeFmg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKS8bYeFmg&feature=related

Angel: i am not a Unic

oh god look...look what you've done, um thats not from tv thats all me :)
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2012, 02:22:20 PM »
All my favorite TV quotes come from Futurama:

Fry (about Bender): He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

Fry (to Leela): Fix it fix it fix it fix it! (brief pause) Fix it fix it fix it fix it!

From Bridesmaids:

Annie: Did you eat one of those? (referring to birth control pills)
Tyler: I ate Saturday.

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2012, 09:57:26 PM »

From Community, a show brimming with quotes
Jeff (about Britta): She has more fights about stuff that doesn't matter than a YouTube comments section.

"You're the worst!"--repeated line about Britta

"Troy and Abed in the moooorning!"

"Kettle corn?! That's a fun-time snack!"--Troy

"I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me."--Jeff

More abuse for Britta, this time courtesy of Evil Abed
"You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi."

I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.--Troy

Pierce: How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?





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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2012, 03:20:30 AM »
"ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME? WELL, ARE YOU?!? THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY F%#KING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF S**T!!! GET THE F&%K OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! GET THE F%&K DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW! MOVE IT! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD! I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, PRIVATE PYLE, IF IT SHORT-D*CKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

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I'm no criminal. I just do as I please.

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2012, 06:00:22 PM »
Whoops! After my initial reply I forgot to post an actual quote. Well here goes.

My favourite (film-)quote of all time:

Jack Sparrow (PotC1): Mr. Cotton... Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2012, 05:48:23 PM »
This Is Spinal Tap (DVD Menu)
"It’s like space without the stars isn’t it?"
"It's like a pastel black."
"Stop, no... it's getting to small"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnpB3_Oknmw

Stir Crazy
"That's right, that's right, we bad!"
"We don't want no s**t either!"
"We don't want no sh****t!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbZcT8RXgE

The Golden Child
"I said I-I-I-I want the knife!"
"Let him ask again"

"How many people have survived this test?!"
"None!"
"None?! None?! I'm gonna break your ass when I get outta here!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLmYcQaVVE
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2012, 10:26:10 PM »
Aliens
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"

Predator
Not a quote, but laugher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofqmWpXJZ8

The NeverEnding Story
"What is the Nothing?"
"It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world… and I have been trying to help it."
"But why?"
"Because people who have no hopes are easy to control, and whoever has the contorl, has the power."
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2012, 10:35:00 PM »
Tombstone (Deleted Scene)
Kate: I don't understand. I'm your woman, you get killed, where's it leave me?
Doc Holliday: Without a meal ticket I suppose.
Kate: ... You bastard.
Doc Holliday: I'm leaving now darling.
Kate: You bastard!
Doc Holliday: Have you no kind word to say to me before I ride away?
[Kate turns around and says nothing]
Doc Holliday: I calculate not.
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2012, 08:33:00 AM »
The Crow
"Is that gasoline I smell?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxkFWCn_-FE

Platoon
"Bob, I got a bad feeling on this one, all right? I mean I got a bad feeling! I don't think I'm gonna make it outta here! D'ya understand what I'm sayin' to you?"

"Everybody gotta die some time, Red."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCwyzT0Z6E
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