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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2012, 10:13:30 PM »
Scrooged
"Oh my gosh! Does that suck!"

"Now... I have to kill all of you."

"'Acid rain. Drug addiction. International terrorism. Freeway killers. Now more than ever it is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas. Don't miss Charles Dickens immortal classic Scrooge. Your life might just depend on it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmAa1cYZK4

"Adored?! Let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc_4eoSHwK8
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2012, 10:27:17 AM »
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2012, 09:45:00 AM »
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
"Nice beaver"

"And where the hell was I?"

"I'm sorry I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while your talking!"

"All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?"

"Hey, watch it!"

"By the way...I faked every orgasm."

"STTTTRRRRRRRIIIIIIIKKKKKE 3!"

"How about that!"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2012, 05:47:36 AM »
Monty Python & The Holy Lightsaber
"You make me sad, so be it!"

"Now stand aside, worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A Scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Well, then what's that then?"
"I've had worse"
"You liar!"
"Come on, you pansy!"

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
'Yes I have!"
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound"

"Right, I'll do you for that"
"You'll what?"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2012, 02:20:26 PM »
My Science Project
"Sit on this butt plug"

"Ah, tax dollars at work"
"Ok McCloud!"
"Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day"
"Chill out butch... and get a shave"

"Go speed racer! Go speed racer!"
"I’m going in there packing"
"Oh no, no, no this is no time to be sitting around sucking snot. After you lunch meat!"

"Hey scope that f***** in the TuTu"

"I don’t believe it, I just don’t believe it"
"I just want be home watching cartoons"
"That’s it, I’ve had it! I’m going in, back me up!"
"Seventeen years of TV down the drain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHptb8APlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSZbqj6mdiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkylDvmZl_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9lKtOyqL0s
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2012, 09:18:30 PM »
Time Bandits
"Strutter, get his torch! Shine it right in the face.
[Strutter shines flashlight full in Randall's face]
"His face, dummy!"

"Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much. [Under his breath] Awful people."

"I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again."
"Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!"
"That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that."
"Of course, you know it all."
"He was one of my heroes."
"Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?"

"What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?"
"But He created you, Evil One."
"What did you say?"
"Well He created you, so He can't be totally..." [Evil Genius blows Baxi to bits]
"Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful!"

"But why if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?"
[Evil Genius waves his hand and obliterates Cartwright]
"Good question"

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams] "Sorry."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4DBq8a2y0
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2012, 12:24:03 AM »
Innerspace
[slaps himself] "How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!"

"The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us."

"Are you feeling alright?"
"Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling alright?"
"Somebody help me! I'm possessed!"
"Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!"

"Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip - let's re-enlarge."
"While still inside Mr. Putter?!"
"Why not?"
"Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?"

"Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!"
"Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage."
"Turbo thruster one, disabled."

"Jack, I don't wanna to alarm you, but I think saw something down here. I don't know, it's probably benign..."
"A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it?"
“Jack, you're asking the wrong guy, Jack, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of Candlestick Park.”
"Great, there goes my ulcer...”
“That's it Jack! Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! Okay pal, here's how I spell relief.” [Igoe screams]
“Jack... it worked. You just digested the bad guy.” [Jack burps loudly]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8Z2aV-mWU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvIej7Ns0pI
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2012, 02:50:44 AM »
Deep Blue Sea
"Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse! So we’re not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're going to find a way to get outta here! First, we're going to seal off this--"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2012, 07:36:47 AM »
You must be a movie buff Romeo.   ;D

"Clench up Legolas" - the Avengers

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2012, 05:56:26 PM »
Hehehe! Got that right

I was watching one of Weird Al Yankovic music videos
Eat It
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

I then remembered that movie he did

UHF
“Who is this guy?”
“I’m your worst nightmare”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1hKQULa9Y
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2012, 06:06:38 PM »
 :2funny:  Weird Al!!!  My favorite is Frank's 2000" TV - for all sorts of reasons.  Mostly because the TV I had at the time could be view from my neighbors house.  They actually knew what shows I watched.  LOL.  I got better blinds after that!   ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glFVXpz_abQ

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2012, 03:54:42 AM »
For me, two of his best were

Trapped in the Drive-Thru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ

The eBay Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtlK7sn0JQ
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2012, 03:38:44 AM »
Another good one

Melanie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmApJCgqnU

But back to Favorite Movie quotes

Ace Ventura 2
"Hi-Ho Silver awaaaay!"
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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2012, 08:04:37 AM »
*chuckles* all great! 

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Re: Favorite Movie quotes
« Reply #59 on: November 06, 2012, 06:47:31 PM »
The Money Pit
"The stairs are out!"
"Honey your on my fingers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOM6rvU9xN4

"For a while there I thought the care bears were here!"

"Well thanks to that fall were now the same height."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OCtSqrOQ0

"You are so much less attractive when I'm sober."
"Thank goodness it's not that often."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT5NiDGbnVM
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