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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2013, 08:31:22 AM »
I'm John Madden… I can do all kinds of things that doesn't involve sports like… I can help women with there monkey problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHCl3sQhO7k

The catch… I can't open a damn popcorn popper
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2013, 01:27:37 PM »
"My name is Francois Jordan. I'm a hired assassin. When I kill, it is for business, not for political, nor even social value."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utuHpoiYZYk

The catch… the assassination video and interview is a totally fake, just like my fake French accent, which is worst than Pepe Le Pew's. It would be pretty stupid to give my name, even if it was an alias, and just about every assassin has been identified, caught or killed and you won't find this assassination (taking place in 1968) listed anywhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassins
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2013, 11:26:44 AM »
I can sing... the catch... I stole The Calling, Creed, and Pearl Jam's voice box since they all sound the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0U38Nv3uXQ
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2013, 12:24:59 AM »
I can read stories to children… the catch… I'm Christopher Walken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEjr3i98ga0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_a9TLISoM
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2013, 03:38:11 AM »
I'm a cop who takes on the bad guys… the catch… I'm Inspector Sledgehammer… trust me, I know what I'm doing
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2013, 08:28:12 PM »
I'm Casey Jones, a vigilante who takes on the lawbreakers of New York City… the catch… I'm the comic book and the 1980's cartoon version…
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/67602/2659266-tmntvol1_48page12.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTiAM_Xnq3A
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2013, 04:22:00 AM »
I'm a singer in a Rock band... the catch... my mom runis my music vidoes because she's wide open, we can see everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uan79ea-nDc
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2013, 12:06:22 AM »
I'm an animated person (rotoscoping)... the catch... becoming human is not easy
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2013, 08:04:22 PM »
I'm Sling Blade and with Blade, we fight Vampires... the catch... I'm not the smartest person in the world.
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2013, 08:19:05 PM »
I'm a radio DJ... the catch... I'm the annoying kind
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2013, 08:43:49 PM »
I have the power to narrate... the catch... it blows
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2013, 05:32:29 PM »
I'm pretty much a normal guy... the catch... I'm very, very vague
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2013, 02:37:13 AM »
I'm the singer Seal... the catch... well look...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N-GctChnOk

"Aw who am I kidding, it's just 12 versions of kiss from a rose. Turn it off!"
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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2013, 07:28:09 AM »
LMAO!!!

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Re: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2013, 08:57:32 PM »
I'm a Shop at Home guy... the catch... I can't use swords like a Katana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs

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