Topic: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm Sean Connery, an actor and a sex symbol... the catch... well back in the 60's and 70's I use to be... but not now and when I tried to be one again... it didn't work out so well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtPsxClqrAc

[RomeoSvengali]

I and others are a part of a television sitcom about nothing... catch... we're a mix between Seinfeld... and Game of Thrones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864gdSC9KOA

"One word and I'll hit you again."

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm Paul Timberman, a handyman with tools... the catch... I'll end up killing myself before I know how to use these tools correctly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYOgDJ9MMU

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm a professional News Reporter... the catch... if something goes wrong I'll lose it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm a pretty average guy... the catch... I've got Road Rage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kQRneCMLOg

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm a omnipotent being called Q that can do anything with the snap of my fingers... the catch... a Vulcan named Spock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZBTv5yrmA

"But you said no!"

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm Spock/Leonard Nimoy... the catch... I'm the Spitting Image version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JthyQ2z0acs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzSpmC9vtYA

[RomeoSvengali]

I and others are part of a news crew control room that makes sure everything goes right... the catch... when something goes wrong... we let them have it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_I9fBqQNqw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVe_bALHBow

"Hold the f**k still!"

[RomeoSvengali]

I and many others are a highly intelligent grew aboard a star ship that can handle any problem… the catch… we're a mix between Star Trek and Monty Python
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc

"It's only a model."

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm an amazing duelist with a sword (or lightsaber)... the catch... I'm not left-handed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYVQooRSlzg

[RomeoSvengali]

Once again, I and many others are a highly intelligent grew aboard a star ship that can handle any problem… the catch… we can't remember are lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqARHIKuuuU

[RomeoSvengali]

We are the Legion Of Doom, it is the purpose of the Legion to ally are infamous forces against the powers of good and defeat them. Leaving us, the rulers of the world... the catch... we can't even get through a damn roll call without everyone tearing up the place. Who's gonna pay for all of this? Them?? They probably spent all there money on there crappy costumes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hZ-il7Ey9I

[RomeoSvengali]

We're Hanson... the catch... well actually... that is the catch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4FeLQqwX3w

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm Kirk Cameron... I shouldn't even have to tell you what the catch is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWirF2VdaHM

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm Orson Welles... the catch... I'm an impatient perfectionist ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl_TFyk2GJo