I'm Dirty Harry, I'm a cop who beats the crap out of bad guys or I just kill them... the catch... my partners always end up dying, so I'm giving some new partners. A woman, a cute little kid, an ugly old dog, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun.
But if you think I've got problems, someone else got partnered up with a big, an alien, Siamese twins, a sofa, and a second rate mime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu7PxhwDGqw