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Offline RomeoSvengali

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Favorite TV quotes
« on: October 19, 2013, 02:26:53 AM »
There are quotes from my favorite TV shows that I want to list and so they should really be here in the TV Shows section.

Star Trek: TNG: Future Imperfect
"We're on the edge of the Neutral Zone on impulse power, and you're not concerned?"
"I'll have the engines back on line in no time."
"Like you tracked down that faulty processing accelerator?"
"I'm running a Level One diagnostic!"
"For thirty hours? That would never taken you more than four. You're incapable of that level of incompetence, Mr. La Forge!"

"Worf, where did you get that scar?"
"In combat."
"What battle? When? Which sector? Which unit?"

"Mr. Data, if we left immediately, when would we arrive at Outpost Twenty Three?"
"At Warp One, in three days, four hours..."
"How about at Warp Seven? At Warp Eight? At Warp Nine? What's the matter, Data? What happened to all those millions of calculations per second?"
"Pardon me, sir... I am experiencing subspace interference which limits my abilities. I can't operate as quickly as..."
"What did you say?"
"I said I cannot operate--"
"No. That's not what you said. You said "I can't", you used a contraction, didn't you?"
"Sir, I can explain if you just give me a moment--"
"No you can't. Don't even try!"

"Captain, perhaps it would be best if we discussed this--"
"Shut up!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"I said shut up, as in close your mouth, and stop talking."
"Will, I sense how upset you are. You're angry, impatient--"
"Deanna, back off. Well... would anyone else like to speak up! Or shall we end this charade?"
"As you wish, Commander Riker. The charade is over."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmvMfhHyBRI
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2013, 10:48:31 AM »
Seinfeld
"Hey Kramer, if I killed someone, would you turn me in?"
"Defiantly."
"Your kidding?"
"No, no I would turn you in."
"You would turn me in?"
"Zmmp! I wouldn't even think about it."
"I can't believe what I'm hearing, your suppose to be a friend of mine."
"Well what kind of person are you going around killing people?"
"Well I'm sure I had a good reason."
"Well if you kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?"
"But you know me."
"I thought I did."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 01:35:10 AM »
Frasier: How To Bury A Millionaire
"Oh dear, the sound of that rain is going to keep me up all night."
"I'm amazed you can hear it over there in mission control."

"Oh for god sakes Niles!"
"What the hell happen?"
"It's it obvious, you blew a fuse."
"You haven't seen anything yet!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnjt6AM1tog

"Oh, Niles it's magnificent."

"I don't want to adapt, I want to go home."
"Niles... you are home."
"Well, where are my manners, can I get you some toast?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2013, 03:10:16 PM »
The Simpsons
"Hello, I would like the department of missing babies?"
"Please hold."
Baby come back, listen baby
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsulExJUP7Y

"I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five."
"And let me say, "May the Force be with you."
"Do you even know who I am?"
"I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"

"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
"Does anyone want to switch seats?"

"Krusty wants out!"
"No! The world needs laughter."

"Well, my work here is done."
"What do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything."
"Didn't I?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuBdo5sj4oE

"Homer, there's man here who thinks he can help you?"
"Batman?"
"No, he's a scientist."
"Batman's a scientist?"
"It's not Batman!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2y0euGMhiM
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2013, 04:19:48 PM »
LOST
I miss this show :'( Charlie was my favourite character.

Charlie Pace: I want you to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It's the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life..."My greatest hits"... You know... memories... they're all I've got...

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2013, 04:50:12 PM »
"How did you DO that?"
"Wit style, petit. Wit style!"

"Everyone can relax...Gambit has returned!"

\"Say, do you hear that? It\'s the sound of the Reaper...\"

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 09:37:49 AM »
Seinfeld
"Who is this?"
"Uncle Leo?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ

"Just a salad. Just a salad. Just a salad."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XttdO1yipo

"Why did I put out 2! Why did I put out 2!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMoc2WOwTQ

"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service."
"Yes I am. I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven."
"Awright, let's see. How about Mug? Mug Costanza, that's original. Or uh, Ketchup? Pretty name for a girl."
"Alright, you having a good time here?"
"I got fifty right here in the cupboard. How about Bisquik? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?"
"Awright already!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 06:47:34 PM »
Carol Burnett Show
"There was a rumor going around the circus that… that dwarf and the elephant were lovers."

"You sure that little a**hole is through?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 06:56:15 AM »
Sledge Hammer!
"I'll get a bullhorn and try talk him down."
"No, no, I can handle this."
"Hammer!"
"Another life saved... and I still have one bullet left. Listen my bank is just around the corner, can we stop and I'll get some cash... and then you can buy be breakfast."
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pipr3nSTXY
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 10:21:44 AM »
The Simpsons
"Open wide for some soccer!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2013, 04:56:57 PM »
Star Trek TOS
"And Uhura, whose name means freedom. She walks in beauty, like the night."
"That's not Spock."
"Are you surprised to find out that I've read Byron Doctor?"
"That's Spock."

"Mr. Spock, are you alright?"
"Yes, I believe no permanent damage was done."
"What happened?"
"The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the chair."
"No, Mister Spock. I meant what happened to us?"

"That Unit, is a woman."

"I can think of no one better equipped to handle it, Miss Uhura. Please proceed."

"No you have an answer, I'm an illogical woman who's beginning to feel too much a part of that communications console. Why don't you tell me what an attractive lady I am? Or ask if I've ever been love? Tell me how your planet Vulcan looks on a lazy evening when the moon is full?"
"Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura."
"I'm not surprised, Mister Spock."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK3Fc14xOu8
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2013, 10:20:26 PM »
The Simpsons
"Call it, friendo."
"Heads! I mean Tails! I mean on it's side!"
"Well done. Now, let me validate your parking."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2013, 03:28:39 AM »
[Burns]Simpsons, eh?[Burns]

Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money -- I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
Marge: While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you're not coming in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo--four-day weekend!
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 12:23:10 AM »
Frasier
"Hey, you know what kids really like? They've been advertising it like crazy on TV. It's great. The Outlaw Laser Robo Geek. Its head lights up and it shoots death rays out of its eyes.
Frasier glowers at him
"Yeah, a little like that!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 04:11:27 AM »
The Simpsons
"DANM FREAKIN NO GOOD MOTHER BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! CHEESE!"
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