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Offline RomeoSvengali

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2013, 08:03:23 PM »
Whose line is it Anyway
Song Titles
"I'm leaving on a jet plane"
"Hello, is it you I'm looking for?"
"I'm mean Mr. Mustard"
"I'm the walrus"

"Benjy"
"Lady Madonna"
"Take me to the pilot"
"Who are you?"
"Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer"
"Walk this way"
"Hair"
"Time is on my side"
"Love is a many splendored thing"
"What's the love got to do with it"

"Mama said knock you out"
"Mama told me not to come"
"Mama play banjo"
"Papa's got a brand new bag"

"Funky town"
"You dropped the bomb on me"
"Baby you can drive my car"
"Word up"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 06:44:39 AM »
Seinfeld
"I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?"
"He's somebody!"
"What about me?"
"You're nobody."
"Why him? Why not me?"
"He's good, you're not."
"I'm better than him!"
"You're worse! Much, much, worse."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 03:19:31 PM »
Mad TV
Terminator 3
"Enjoying the night air my brother?"
"Your robes, give them to me."
"I come bearing many gifts, but I assure you, my robes are not among them."
"What are you, some kind of wise guy?"
"Well, actually yes."

"What are you doing?"
"They were going to arrest you."
"I know."
"And crucify you."
"It's supposed to happen."
"What are you? A glutton for punishment?"

"Eat this!"
"You just don't get it, do you?"

"Stop! Stop killing Judas!"
"But he's going to betray you."
"I know! Look, look, I've got a lot on my mind right now, and you're really starting to stress me out, OK? OK?!"

"This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the action."
"Don't worry, he'll be back... what?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2013, 05:56:00 AM »
The Simpsons
"I admit this, you better shut your big yap!"
"Oh you shut up!"
"No, you shut up!"
"No, you shut up!"
"Oh, shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"Shut up!"
"Why don't you BOTH SHUT UP!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2013, 10:04:31 PM »
Sanford & Son
"I have the feeling of Christmas!"
"And the face of Halloween!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2013, 02:04:26 AM »
The Simpsons
"Lady, where's my spy camera?"
"Where's my Spy Camera?"
"Every day for the last six months..."
"Where is my Spy Camera, lady!?"
"Where's my Spy Camera? Where's my Spy Camera? Where's my Spy Camera?"
"Here's your stupid Spy Camera!!!"
"Oh... thanks ma'am!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2013, 02:40:45 AM »
LOST
I miss this show :'( Charlie was my favourite character.

Charlie Pace: I want you to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It's the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life..."My greatest hits"... You know... memories... they're all I've got...


*sniffle* Loved Lost (well...most of it) and Charlie and Claire were my favorite couple. I'm still mad she never got his list.

Phineas and Ferb
Doofenshmirtz: It's not the worst date I ever had. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork.



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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2013, 08:20:20 PM »
The Simpsons
"Can it out run the Flash?"
"You bet."
"Can Superman out run the Flash?"
"Eh, sure, why not."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2013, 07:24:24 PM »
Family Guy
"Yeah, like those two weeks you've spend narrating your own life."
"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I never tell her how disgusted I was, with her cooking. But somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I began to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with, were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life... I awoke several hours later in a daze."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2013, 05:06:31 PM »
The Pirates of Dark Water
"The alien world of Mer is being devoured by Dark Water. Only Ren, a young prince, can stop it, by finding the lost Thirteen Treasures of Rule. At his side is an unlikely but loyal crew of misfits; at his back, the evil pirate lord Bloth, who would stop at nothing to get the Treasures for himself. It's high adventure with The Pirates of Dark Water!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2014, 07:56:22 PM »
He-Man
"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!"

"I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, By the power of Greyskull! I Have The Power!"

"Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe! Only three others share this secret — our friends, the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2014, 03:09:46 AM »
The New Adventures of Zorro
"The mark of Zorro!" "Zorro!"
"As Don Diego, I pretend to be afraid. But with a mask as my disguise, I ride into the night, and raise my sword in the name of justice. For I am Zorro!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2014, 11:53:00 PM »
Sleepy Hollow
*Crane receives a Christmas stocking*
"Oh...you've embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery....how....odd.."

"I told you to stay in the car!"
"Yes, but as you know I am insane, and therefore impervious to simple commands!"

*discussing how long he 'slept'*
"Two hundred and fifty years, huh? Civil War didn't wake you? Noisy neighbors to the south. Did you get up to pee? Don't know about you, but I'm getting up to pee every 75, 80 years."
"Are you quite finished? Because most of what you say is unintelligible gibberish to me. It's like watching a chicken cluck. And when did it become acceptable for ladies to wear trousers!?"

"Here I thought I'd actually awoken in the future and that my wife had been dead for 250 years. I'm glad that everything I'm seeing and hearing and touching is impossible, because that means it isn't actually happening. "
"I have orders to take you to a mental institution. "
"Excellent. This day continues to bear gifts."

*Crane hacks a tree-monster nearly to death with an ax*
"Give Moloch my regards."
*Chops tree-monster's head in*

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2014, 02:23:13 AM »
Simpsons
"Sounds like someone's living in the past! Contemporize, man!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2014, 08:57:37 AM »
Bunker Hill Bunny
"Ahoy there! Enemy ahoy!"
"What's up, Doc?"
"A rabbit? Ha ha ha ha! A rabbit."
"Yeah, Ha ha ha ha! A rabbit. And just who do you think you are?"

"I'm a Hessian, without no-o-o-o aggression! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em".
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