Topic: Favorite TV quotes

[RomeoSvengali]

Star Trek: TNG
"Here's to you, lads!"

"Constitution class."
"Aye. You're familiar with them?"
"There's one in the Fleet museum, but then of course, this is your Enterprise."
"I actually served on two. This was the first. She was also the first ship I ever served on as Chief Engineer. You know, I served aboard eleven ships. Freighters, cruisers, starships, but this is the only one I think of. The only one I miss."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTOP1BezOB8

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The Simpsons
"I'm happy!"

"What the hell is this?"

♪I will always be true, spend my days pitching woo to you♪
"Ugh, he's been singing for 2 hours."
"This couldn't have less to do with Christmas. And I think that's a stagehand."
♪And I love you, too. I am you and you are you. Oh, you and me, together you can see.♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7jCGHdWnA

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The Simpsons
"As long as everybody's here, let's party!"

♪Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Anyway you want it♪

"Who's playing that music?"
"And where is all that liquor coming from?"
"It's a party Marge, doesn't have to make sense."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzyihCwqd_A

[Nekobaghira]

Wow, I actually have one for this thread. This line cracks me up, its from The Mandalorian.

"I have spoken."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumA6TvyoRU

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Spitting Image
"Paul, are you listening to me?"
♪Listening to me
Are you listening to me?♪

"Still can't think of an idea?"
♪Still can't think of an idea
No, no, no♪

"You can't keep on turning everything I say into lyrics!"
♪Don't you it's wrong
To turn everything that I say into a song♪

"Paul! Why do you bother, you don't need any more money?"
♪Don't need any money
Don't need any cash
Don't need any bread now♪

"Shut-up! Shut-up! You never use to be like this, only seems like yesterday where all my troubles were so far away."
"That's it, that's it!"
"What?"
♪Yesterday, you never use to be like this
You never use to be like that♪
"Alright, I give up, do your own chips."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0f5-WMSY-I

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Spitting Image
"Wait, I have idea for a brand new movie."
"Can you believe this guy?"
"Tell us, what's the movie gonna be called?"
"It's gonna be called, Rocky V."

"Syl, tell me, what's it's about?"
"It's about a guy called Rocky...
"Yeah? Yeah?"
"...Balboa."

"What's he gonna be doing this time?"
"Boxing."

"What happens in the end, I mean you gotta come up with a top class ending to do justice to an idea like that?"
"Rocky wins."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va1tA0B0sXI

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News Bloopers
"Edith Birds**ts"

"I'm Lynne Rubber"
"I'm Lynne Ravel"

"Hey, how do I know Connie?"

"The people of Detroit have shined, as much as the shi**y-- city has"

"Plastic di**s-- discs have soared"

"Here's a black c**k helicopter"

"The f**k are you doing?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRhBpF978Us

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The Simpsons
"Guess it's just us and the tumbleweed."
https://tv.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/10eb2b19-2b2d-4b08-b3d7-927a99d6df11

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MADtv - Sopranos
"I don't give a fu--!"

"You know what I don't need this sh--!"

"You want some gabagool? Why don't you get it from one of ya little Russian whoo--!"
"Tell you what, why don't you stop breaking my bal--!"

"I didn't have anger at her alright, I hated that bi--!"
"--ch! F--!"
"getting better things to do than sitting around here all day, yaking about my motherfu--!"
"See you next week."

"I'm not talking to him, he's a fu--!"
"Hey, watch your fu--!"
"You are a racist fu--!"
"Over here dating' a motherfu--! Into my house! You just try it! You bring that motherfu--!"

"We don't have any gabagool ok, so shut the fu--!"
"Alright, alright already, whatta gotta break my bal--!"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
"Fu--"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE

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ジョン・トラボルタ　タカラ缶チューハイＣＭＶｏｌ、２
"Tokyo drink!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvd29F7hlo

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Go West Japanese Coffee Ad
  "Go West!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi-FA6cDqYU

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Sylvester Stallone /Japanese CM 　シルベスタースタローン　ＴＶコマーシャル
"We can make dreams come true... together."

"In my life... love... courage... and [holds up Kirin Can Beer]... together."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EnFSwVV-c4

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Japanese Commercial 2
"Yosh!"
"Hahahahaha!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSZNIzWnI6Y

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タカラ canチューハイ
♪Got my motivation
Work in your direction
Just a give a single tonight
Give a single tonight
Waiting for the green light
Waiting for the green light
Waiting for the green light
Waiting for the green light♪
"Tokyo drink!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyGpK1RO9J8

[Nekobaghira]

"Impossible means try again." Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters Season 1
Don't have a clip but there is some montage on youtube, should be able to find it.