In Living Color - Lean on me Beautiful"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! I am Joe Clark, I am your new principal! Now when I point to you, I want you all to line up, you! You! You! You! You! And you! And you! Line up now! Expeditiously! Now I want you all to take a good look at them, take a good look at these mutants, these are the ugliest kids in the class! They have no place here, I want you all to home to your ugly parents right now! Get on outta here! Hurry up, move on! You too buzzer!"
"This is an outrage, you can't talk to my students this way, I'm going to the school superintendent!"
"Well go on then, and let the door hit you on the big paddy butt!"
"Why I never!"
"I bet you have not!"
"Now, what makes you think you can be a beautician? Huh? What makes you think you can give beauty tips to somebody? Look at yourself, your ugly boy! Is your parents ugly?"
"Yes!"
"Well your gonna grow up to look just like them! If you've got ugly parents you might as well jump out the window! Do you use chemicals in your hair?!"
"No!"
"Do you use chemicals in your hair?!"
"Yeah!"
"Now you've got a bad perm and your ugly!"
"Mr. Clark! I think it is a disgrace to what you've done to do those children! I can see why they call you Crazy Joe, you are an egotist and a demigod!"
"She used to call me crazy Joe, now she just called me batman!"
"No, Joe! Joe, no, Joe! There's been a mistake, you weren't suppose to come to Wilford Beauty School, you were suppose to go to Wilford Central High School. You have to go Joe."
"But I got so much more to break up."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4myTpnDEirs
