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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2014, 07:27:53 AM »
Mad TV - Intensity
"Entertainment Weekly raves, “A++, there's still no cure for cancer, but at least there's Intensity."

"You transfer Colleges to obsess over a guy you don't even know? What the hell kind of premise for a show- I mean decision is that?"

"TV guide calls Intensity The only thing that matters on this planet, perhaps even the universe! It is truly more perfect than God."

"Time Magazine says cancel every show, burn every book, quit your job, Intensity is all that matters. Rolling Stone says If your children don’t like Intensity… kill them. Intensity on the WB. It's so good it should be on another Network."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2014, 01:36:19 AM »
Seinfeld
"Oh no, not now."
"Why is this happening? Please, make her stop!"
"This is brutal."
"How do you like that?"
"Can I turn now? Is this over? No, I can’t, I can't. I'm stuck."
"Thank you, Pamela!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2014, 11:10:41 PM »
Seinfeld
"It's good, but..."
"But what?"
"Ultimately I don't think they'll stay up."
"No, no! They'll stay up!"
"For a while, yes, but not in the long run."
"But that's why I got you the tighter ones!"
"Oh, forget about those! Why do you keep mentioning those?"
"What do you want!?"
"I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2014, 02:27:38 PM »
MST3K - Hired! Part II
"I remember one of the first things Harry drilled into me-"
Was Harry!
Ooh!

"I think I'm beginning to see what you mean."
I'm beginning to sober up and your scaring me.

"I wonder."
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder!

Don't hit me!
Don't touch me!

We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You, put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!

"Jimmy I'll talk with you first"
Cause you've got the most problems

Meanwhile, Eliot Ness and his Untouchables head for a speak-easy in Berwyn!

But he bought the car!

"In fact we hope you buy your next 10 cars from us"
10 cars!?
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2014, 02:23:37 AM »
Wile E. Coyote
"Acme Batman Outfits, guaranteed for the life of the user"
"Acme, the only Batman Outfits worn by bats"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2014, 03:16:22 PM »
ABC Saturday morning bumpers
"After these messages we'll be right back!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vI0UcUxzrQ

CBS Muppet Babies Bumpers
"Muppet Babies will return after these messages"
"And now back to the Muppet Babies..." "YEAH!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2014, 09:22:21 AM »
Family Guy
"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids"
"You share!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2014, 12:31:43 AM »
Family Guy
"And don't you mouth off to me or I'm gonna slap you right in your p****"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0mcygLe8OA

"Get your fat ass back here"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsNxrSnQ1Q
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2014, 09:34:26 AM »
Simpsons
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2014, 07:12:39 PM »
Can I just say, like, every single word of Hannibal? :laugh:

*Will does his empathy-thing*
"This is my design."

*Hannibal and Jack are eating what Jack is told is 'rabbit'*

"He should've hopped faster."

*cut to a shot of a man running for his life*
 "Yes, he should have."

*Jack comments that the meal Hannibal has made is so lovely he almost feels guilty eating it*

"I never feel guilty eating anything."

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2014, 08:18:38 PM »
The Twilight Zone: The Obsolete Man
"You are obsolete!"
"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshiped. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2014, 06:41:44 AM »
Simpsons
"Now tell them what you saw Billy."
"But I'm so scared McGarnagle."
"You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle."
"Okay, for you, McGarnagle."
"Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear."
"Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2014, 11:04:04 AM »
The Real Ghostbusters
Peter: Who said what?
Egon: What?
Peter: Did you say "what"?
Egon: Peter, I'm trying to work.
Winston: Say what?
Egon: I didn't say "what".
Peter: Who did?
Winston: Did what?
Peter: Say "what"?
Winston: Man, I didn't say a word.
Peter: Yeah right. Then who did?
Peter: I withdraw the question!
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2014, 01:01:29 PM »
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)
"Here's all the doe you'll get lawbreaker!"
"All lawbreakers must pay the price!"
"And for the icing on the cake!"
"Hold it sports fans!"
"Go ahead, make my night!"

"Trademark infringement? How low can ya get?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2014, 10:33:40 AM »
MST3K Money Talks
"Why is it that I always run out of money just when I need it?"
Why do I conk my hair?

"Why am I always broke?"
Maybe it's my crack habit.

"I don't get it"
Ah, the appeal of Adam Sandler.

"50 cents, half a dollar"
In those days that buy you car

"Benjamin Franklin eh"
Bite me, Franklin.

Why must I be a young Christopher Walken?

"Who's that?"
"Over here son"
Directly in front of you.

Just reach for the gun.

Could you have your slave press my suit.

"You must learn to mange your money"
"What money?"
Don't smart-mouth me, boy.

You can sell your body.

"Come on boy!"
Jump on my stomach.

"Suppose you look in this mirror and see what it tells you"
God, I'm fat.

"Something quite unheard of in my day"
Fathers?

"Maybe so, but I never have enough money when I need it"
"That's not because your poor earner William, it's because your a poor spender"
And a bad person.

"You spend your money as fast as you acquire it, with no thought for the future"
You idiot.

On behave of all girls, no one is going to the dance with you.

"I'm sorry Bill"
I'm going to have to break your legs.

You takin to me?

Bob's a better person than you are

"Everyday he went to the bank"
And robbed it.

But then he crashed his car and died.

Could you get your stomach off my desk?

"Keep"
Pretending to write.

Dead people have too much time on their hands.

Oh, and uh, kill your parents. Bye.

But it was too late, William filed chapter 11.

By the way, have you seen your mother lately?

"Take that budget of yours, dad"
And shove it.

Ok son, I will go to the dance with you.

See you next week son!

Benjamin Franklin was tried in the 8th circuit court on stalking charges. In a minute, the results of that trial.
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