Topic: Favorite TV quotes

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Rocko's Modern Life
"You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... (sniffs, eyes dilate) Yes."
"Wow... you're an idiot."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdj17zNcgg

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The Storyteller
"Across the kingdom of dreams, beyond the realm of imagination, lies a magical world where tales of fantasy and adventure come true. Jim Henson's The Storyteller."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c-swyKsWnU

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Family Guy
"Alright Brian, get ready to feel."
"I'm not following the story arc here."
"Shut up!"
"Don't worry, Brian, those goose bumps will go away in about 20 minutes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwSVNqIzXU

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Family Guy
"The Phillies won."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGBk3akzdY

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Family Guy
"Any thoughts on the fight, Floyd?"
"I-I... I think that they are they're gonna have they are gonna be be fightin', D...Deidre's last fight in the contrast to the later one, is gonna be be-better than usually."
"And how do you think this helps her chances tonight?"
"Well, the match lastin' about up until the particular inaccuracy, particular unusually, that should be the ultimate determining factor in about the 12 round experience, heart of a champion, margarine hat."
"Well, we'll be watching for that. Well be checking in with you throughout the night, Floyd, and happy 23rd birthday."
"You're welcome."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1H0yAcHP_4

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Family Guy
"Over the next 90 minutes I'd like to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my p***s."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAYKdDUWVjs

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The Centurions
"In the near future Doc Terror, and his cyborg companion, Hacker, unleash their forces to conquer Earth! Only one force can stop this evil: a handful of brave men. In specially created Exo-Frames, they can be transported anywhere to fuse with incredible assault weapon systems, beamed down from the space station Skyvault, becoming man and machine, Power Xtreme!

Max Ray, brilliant Sea Operations commander.

Jake Rockwell, rugged Land Operations specialist.

Ace McCloud, daring Air Operations expert.

Whatever the challenge, they are ready—the Centurions!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqo5mtONEA

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Super Mario All Stars commercial
"He's back, he's here, he's Mario--no, he's the new and improved Mario in Super Mario All-Stars! So much Mario it's a Mario smorgasbord! It's all the wigged out Mario adventures you've ever played and then some! But this is juiced-up, 16-bit, only on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System Mario! So it's bigger Mario, better Mario, in-your-face Mario! It's Raccoon Mario, Mario throwing fireballs, Mario hurling turnips, Mario negotiating an arms deal--OK, maybe not."

"It's Mario like you've never seen him! What's 2+2? Mario! What's the capital of Ohio? Mario! You can only live, drink, eat, sleep, Mario! In Super Mario All-Stars, 4 complete Mario games, including the never-seen Lost Levels! You can't get more Mario than this, which is why... The Best Play Here!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cR9KjAcAw

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Diet Pepsi Max Super Bowl Ad Wake Up People Ginseng Caffe
"STOP IT!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9vk0Ofl1B0

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The Simpsons
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti5AkLup1mI

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Mighty Mouse, The New Adventures
"Here he comes, that Mighty Mouse
Coming to vanquish the foe with a mighty blow
So don't be afraid anymore
Cause things won't be like they've been before!

Here I come to save the day!
Thank goodness Mighty Mouse is on his way
So let the trumpet players play
For Mighty Mouse is here today!

Here he comes, that Mighty Mouse
Just like a bolt from the blue with a heart that's true
Fighting evil, fighting crime
And always there in the nick of time

Here he comes to save the day
And he will prove that crime will never pay
So let the trumpet players play
For Mighty Mouse is here today!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYpBoYa4pno

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Long Ago and Far Away
"Off we go then."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ypIoM0D4Q

"These days most stories go from here to here, of the mind of the writer, to the printed page. But long ago, most stories were never written down, they were only told out loud because most people didn't know how to read or write. These were stories to be told and remembered and retold generation after generation from time of memorial. Stories that are known today as fairytales, or legends, or epic pomes. Stories that didn't have one author, but hundreds, even thousands. Adding a detail here, or changing one there each time the tale was told. Svatohor is one of those stories, from the Russia of long ago. It is very old and very exciting and if you listen closely, you can hear the voice of the centuries."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvWodDCbjM

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The New Zorro
"When daggers are pointed at innocent hearts, and muskets are ready to fire... when tyrants ride high, and govern with fear, as the forces of evil conspire... then from out of the night, a hero must rise, with courage that even a mask won't diguise, they turn to... the man called Zorro! Zorro! One who's larger than life, and defender of all, is this man who the people aclaim. He's the one who strikes back, for the poor and opressed, a hero, who's name is Zorro! His name is Zorro!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhud0q5FOE

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The Storyteller
"When people told themselves their past with stories, explained their present with stories, foretold the future with stories, the best place by the fire was kept for... The Storyteller."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_oGqJllElw

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Micro Machines
"The Micro Machines Man here, aircraft carry there, you can't have that, but you can have this. The new Micro Machine aircraft carrier playset. The dramatic excel trip triply replica of the real thing that holds 25 Micro Machines with fabulous fantasist features, 2 totally terrific element is real and working hostel runway and 2 cargo arms. The new Micro Machine aircraft carrier playset from Galoob. Remember if it doesn't say Micro Machines, it's not the real thing!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbUPfoveok