MST3K Money Talks"Why is it that I always run out of money just when I need it?"
Why do I conk my hair?
"Why am I always broke?"
Maybe it's my crack habit.
"I don't get it"
Ah, the appeal of Adam Sandler.
"50 cents, half a dollar"
In those days that buy you car
"Benjamin Franklin eh"
Bite me, Franklin.
Why must I be a young Christopher Walken?
"Who's that?"
"Over here son"
Directly in front of you.
Just reach for the gun.
Could you have your slave press my suit.
"You must learn to mange your money"
"What money?"
Don't smart-mouth me, boy.
You can sell your body.
"Come on boy!"
Jump on my stomach.
"Suppose you look in this mirror and see what it tells you"
God, I'm fat.
"Something quite unheard of in my day"
Fathers?
"Maybe so, but I never have enough money when I need it"
"That's not because your poor earner William, it's because your a poor spender"
And a bad person.
"You spend your money as fast as you acquire it, with no thought for the future"
You idiot.
On behave of all girls, no one is going to the dance with you.
"I'm sorry Bill"
I'm going to have to break your legs.
You takin to me?
Bob's a better person than you are
"Everyday he went to the bank"
And robbed it.
But then he crashed his car and died.
Could you get your stomach off my desk?
"Keep"
Pretending to write.
Dead people have too much time on their hands.
Oh, and uh, kill your parents. Bye.
But it was too late, William filed chapter 11.
By the way, have you seen your mother lately?
"Take that budget of yours, dad"
And shove it.
Ok son, I will go to the dance with you.
See you next week son!
Benjamin Franklin was tried in the 8th circuit court on stalking charges. In a minute, the results of that trial.
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