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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2017, 03:19:41 AM »
Curb Your Enthusiasm
What are you looking at? You see something? Huh?
"Wh- What did I do?"
What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing!
"If you want me to do something, just tell me!"
You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that!
"I'm doing the best I can."
Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you?
"I'm sorry."
Everybody gets it! Get a colonoscopy!
"I'm really going to do it."

F**king fa***t!
.........
You got your father-in-law's birthday coming up. You going to get a card?
"Okay."
You're not going to get a card! You're not going to do a f***ing thing!
"I'll try and do better. I will."
TV! TV! TV! That's what you like to do! Read a f**king book!
"Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything!"
Who the f**k do you think you're talking to!
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #181 on: May 08, 2017, 08:43:13 AM »
3-2-1 Contact
"3-2-1!
Contact is the secret; is the moment when everything happens!
Contact is the answer; is the reason that everything happens!
Contact! Let's make contact!
3-2-1 Contact!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #182 on: May 11, 2017, 06:21:44 AM »
The Simpsons
"Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?"
"Absolutely, who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal."
"Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery a hundred-sixty years ago."
"Of course you'd say that, you have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #183 on: May 24, 2017, 06:38:43 PM »
The Simpsons
"What postilion have you got for me? That's right, a girl wants to play football. How about that?"
"Well, that's super-duper, Lisa. In fact, we already have four girls on the team."
"You do?"
"Uh-huh. But we'd love to have you on board."
"Well, football's not really my thing. After all, what civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?"
"Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic."
"And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International."
"I've gotta go."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #184 on: June 04, 2017, 05:08:41 AM »
Liquid Television: Elvis Meets The Spider People From Hell
"Oh there, who are you?"
"I'm Steve."
"My name is Ellito."
"I'm Paul."
"We're the spider people from hell."
"Well uh, my name is Elvis Presley, it's really nice to meet you fellas."
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you."

"Well, I guess we'll be going now."
"Goodbye Elvis."
"It was really nice meeting you."
"Likewise fellas, hmmm, mighty nice people."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i14OT4ZhqLk
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #185 on: June 18, 2017, 01:12:52 PM »
Seinfeld
"What?"
"That shirt. You think that you are the number one dad?"
"This was a gift from my son."
"Oh, I see how it works now. He knocks me outta commission, so you can strut around in your fancy number one shirt. Well, I'll show you who's number one."
"Mr Mandelbaum, please."
"It's go time."

"Again, Mr Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best. So if there's anything else I can do, please don't hesitate to, uh, try andfind my number."
"Uh, oh, wait. How 'bout that, huh? The World's Greatest Dad. My son made it for me."
"That's very nice."
"The best in the world. Which means I'm better than just number one."

"Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #186 on: June 26, 2017, 12:53:02 AM »
The Red Green Show
"Alright, men. Bow your heads for the man's prayer."
"I'm a man..."
"I can change..."
"If I have to..."
"I guess"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3pSZGCuHA
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #187 on: June 29, 2017, 08:27:09 PM »
Star Trek
"Captain. Standing by to beam your survivors aboard our ship. Prepare to abandon your vessel."
"No. No, that is not our way. I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #188 on: July 16, 2017, 12:36:59 PM »
Frasier
"Well, when there's a dirty job to be done, you can't go wrong with a Mormon."
"Hahahaha!"
"Scoff all you like, the man is a genius at PR."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2017, 03:28:58 PM »
MST3K what to do on a date
Bye Nick, what a loser

Dennis!

You can't inject puberty, it has to happen over time.

I bet he wishes he had a life, man what a loser.

With each dial he comes closer and closer to the most humiliating moment of his life
"What if she says no?"
She will!
"Oh, hello Kay"
NO!
"This is Nick Baxter"
NO!
"Oh hello Nick, how are you?"
I hurt inside

"Uh, Kay, you wouldn't want to help get the scavenger sale ready at the community center would you?"
HOW MANY WAYS CAN I SAY NO!?
"Oh I've been hearing about that, yes I would like to very much."
It is okay if I bring my boyfriend David?

"I sure didn't think she go to a place like that for a date."
With a loser like me

"A group, doing things together"
Hurts

"Yes, it was a good idea to come here"
At first!
"How does Jeff get ideas like that?'
From the voices inside his head
"Hey, what's this? Maybe this is where Jeff gets ideas?"
The lunch menu?

"or a weenie roast?"
Nick no!

Kay! Kay! Kay! What about my needs!?

"Swimming meets for example"
Are very dull

"Yeah, Nick's looking for you."
Jeez, hide me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nLbuQu-Ioo
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #190 on: September 22, 2017, 10:23:14 PM »
The Simpsons
"Nelson, leggings?"
"Noway, if my old man sees me in these, he'll kill me."
"You haven't seen your dad in years."
"Hey, today might be the day."
"Nelson..."
"Papa!? Is that you? You came back from the store." [Nelson is actually hugging and kissing a tree]
"Who's he talking to?"
"Let's admire Nelson's love of nature!"
"Papa! Papa! Never leave me again!"

"Lets go boys. Make sure you use Pinesol on those pine trees for that pine fresh smell!
[Nelson sees a tree and thinks it's his father again] "Papa!?"
"Oh for god sakes I can see why he left."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #191 on: October 12, 2017, 04:11:37 PM »
The Simpsons
"My name is Gloria, I'm here because Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time; not that I'd want his stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me."

"She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house, and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #192 on: October 31, 2017, 02:35:53 AM »
Courage the Cowardly Dog
"You're not perfect." [echoing]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXseEnXtsc
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #193 on: December 18, 2017, 12:13:47 AM »
Star Trek Voyager
"I want to know what's going on here. Where's Captain Janeway?"
"Let me go before I hurl this ship and everyone on it into the Therinian Ice Age."
"I don't think you can."
"Don't be ridiculous." (the female Q snaps her fingers but nothing happens)
"I don't know how or why, but something's affected your powers. Otherwise, you wouldn't still be here and you wouldn't have a bruise on your forehead. Now start talking before I hurl you into the brig."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #194 on: December 25, 2017, 03:17:41 AM »
Mad TV - Raging Rudolph
"Hey, what's so freaking impotent that you had to interrupt my scungilli? What, you don't know the story of Rudolph? Well pull up an ice pick-- I mean ice block and I'll tell you everything... well, not everything. As far back as he could remember, Rudolph wanted to be one of Santa's made Reindeer. Like his friends, Jimmy the Antler and Frankie Twotimes, there was only one problem."

"I guess I'm just a f***ing misfit. Hey, who the f*** are you?"
"I'm Herme the Drill, Santa kicked me out because I wouldn't give him his tribute. Someday I'm gonna take over Santa's whole operation."

"Ho, ho, ho, Donner and Blitzen just hijacked a shipment of pure snow, we'll make two million easy. Who the f*** are you?"
"Who the f*** am I? I'm Yukon Corneleone, the greatest hitman of all and I've a special present for you, compliments of one disgruntle elf and Red-Nosed Reindeer!"
"You takin to me? You takin to me?"

"Hey, I should get one of theses for my workshop."

"Hey, look who it is, Mr. Freaking fireplug! Mr. Freaking fireplug!"

"So remember kids, the moral of this story is keep your f***ing mouth shut!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjh6wGUUfE
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