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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #195 on: January 08, 2018, 12:20:13 PM »
Star Trek Voyager
"On the contrary, the demands on a Vulcan's character are extraordinarily difficult. Do not mistake composure for ease."

"I'd just like to know... from someone else who pulled the wool over my eyes... was I particularly naive? Was I not paying enough attention? What the hell was it that let all you spies get by me?"
"Like all Humans, you depend on feelings and instincts to guide you; and they invariably let you down. But particularly naive... no, Commander. And I've always considered your attention span to be adequate."
"Did you ever see anything about Seska that made you suspicious?"
"No, she quite expertly pulled the wool over my eyes as well."
"Well... that makes me feel a little better. Thanks."
"Curious."
"What?"
"That my failure, added to your own, should improve your feelings."
"Misery loves company, Tuvok."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #196 on: February 14, 2018, 03:43:48 PM »
Stupid Game Show Answers - Role Reversal
"OK, OK, you did fine, what happen the one you came a crapper... a cropper on"
"Gee, I didn't think it was that bad!"

"Next question, ladies, 25-point boner... bonus question"

The password is Role
"Ah, Ken, Role, Uh-oh! I said the word!"

"No I'm wrong! I'm f***ing wrong! s***!"

"Is it Jeopardy? Oh no, is it! Is it gymnastics?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #197 on: March 13, 2018, 09:23:01 AM »
California Raisins - Heard It Through The Grapevine (1988)
I heard it through the grapevine
Raised in the California sunshine
You know I heard it through the grapevine♪

"Honey, are you playing with your food again?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #198 on: April 14, 2018, 09:26:46 PM »
The Simpsons
"A volley of muskety flamed, thundered, roared! A profound silence followed, broken only by the approaching footsteps - of the Third Brigade. Next week, chapter 35 of The Man in the Iron Mask: The Death of a Titan! Well, kids, that's our show for today. And now, in the words of Mr. Cole Porter."

Every time we say goodbye
I die a little
Every time we say goodbye
I wonder why a little
Every time we say goodbye
Goodbye
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #199 on: April 15, 2018, 08:06:55 AM »
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #200 on: April 25, 2018, 01:26:53 PM »
The Simpsons
The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #201 on: May 19, 2018, 04:28:01 AM »
Whatchamacallit Commercial 1987
♪Ahh ahh
Thingamabob, gobbledygunk, what's its face?
Whatchamacallit
Whatever it is, whatever it was
Chocolatey chocolatey
Whatchamacallit
How's it go? Wowzledo, chewgoody caramel
Whatchamacallit
Dohickey's, you know what I mean, peanuty crispies
Chewy chocolatey, crunchy, Hershey's
Dodad, skid-a-marie, more than a mouthful
Its... whatchamacallit, whatchamacallit
Ahh ahh♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #202 on: May 19, 2018, 10:00:56 PM »
Nestle's Alpine White commercial
♪It's never been like this
Sweet dreams you can't resist
A dream as sweet as this
N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Alpine white
Creamy white
Alpine white's the very best
N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Sweet dreams, you caaaan't resist♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #203 on: May 27, 2018, 09:00:50 AM »
Star Trek Deep Space Nine
"Good evening."
"Are you expecting applause? Have you come to take a bow?"
"I just wanted to say thank you."
"For what? Allowing you to manipulate me so completely?"
"For being a decent human being. That's why we selected you in the first place Doctor, we needed someone who wanted to play the game but would only go so far. When the time came you stood your ground, you did the right thing, you reached out to an enemy, you told her the truth, you tried to stop a murder. Federation needs men like you Doctor, men of conscience, men of principle, men who can sleep at night. You're also the reason Section 31 exists. Someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong."
"Should I feel sorry for you? Should I be weeping over the burden you're forced to carry in order to protect the rest of us?"
"It is an honor to know you, Doctor. Goodnight."
"Bashir to Security.
"Odo here."
"...Never mind... my mistake."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #204 on: June 08, 2018, 03:14:54 PM »
Seinfeld
"What time have you got?"
"No, I don't wear a watch."
"What do you do?"
"Well I tell time by the sun."
"How close do you get?"
"Well I can guess within an hour."
"Well I can guess within the hour and I don't even have to look at the sun. What about at night, what do you do then?"
"Well nights tougher, but it's only a couple of hours."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #205 on: June 08, 2018, 07:26:09 PM »
Wow - I have a quote!
"Impossible just means try again"  - Shadowhunters, Alec Lightwood words to Clary Fairchild.

I like this quote because of its positivity. :)

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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #206 on: June 15, 2018, 02:30:48 AM »
MST3K - The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman
"I... am..."
Ironman

"As it could be highly dangerous"
And highly dull

[Incomprehensible stereotype Chinese]
What the hell?

Sir, sit closer to the mic now

Look at this guy, rigor mortis has set in

[More incomprehensible stereotype Chinese]
Yoko, no!

Please god, cut away to anything, please!

Would you just please leave!

[One again more incomprehensible stereotype Chinese]
You know that may not really be Chinese

"It seems we've lost communication"
Good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x38AM_SxIz0

"EEENNNND! EEENNNND!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #207 on: July 06, 2018, 03:30:33 PM »
MST3K - Horror at Party Beach Montage
"I never needed you and I never will."
They wrote there own vows

How's it going car?

Chances are that I’ll kick your scrawny ass!

Well I'm gonna strip for someone

My skull!

I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.

Isn't there a union rule that says they have to take a break?

I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40s

"Come on."
I think we're gonna get killed! Neat!

"He's cute isn't he?"
No
No

What do you think magic bear?

Just smile at the stupid white people

I say something, but the guy who dubs me is on break

I'm falling! I'm falling again! Again! Again! Again!
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #208 on: July 13, 2018, 05:11:41 PM »
Driver: You Are The Wheelman
"We need a driver, we've heard a lot about you, you any good?"
"Get in."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gi_HinC7Yo

Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
"Only evil this dark could bring him back... only a game this big can do him justice.... Turok 2: Seeds of Evil!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #209 on: July 17, 2018, 04:00:45 PM »
The Simpsons
"There's Homer! [gun shot] There's Homer too! [gun shot] That's also Homer! [gun shot] That's Homer!" [gun shot]
[a mailman returns fire with an uzi]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQNMOGFI-Ks

[gun shot] "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!" [gun shot]
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