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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #225 on: October 30, 2018, 02:43:34 AM »
The Simpsons
"Hey, Simpson, I'm feeling a might peckish, mind if I chew your ear?"
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"Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders."
"He was a zombie?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #226 on: November 19, 2018, 04:50:43 AM »
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #227 on: January 11, 2019, 09:55:43 PM »
Star Trek Voyager
"What's the real reason you want me in that Matrix? Somehow I don't think it has anything to do with everlasting joy."

"Let me tell you this, we can stand here for all eternity, and I will never choose to go with you!"

"Go back to hell, coward!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #228 on: January 16, 2019, 02:27:57 AM »
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #229 on: January 20, 2019, 07:06:53 PM »
Alice Cooper Staples Commercial
"I thought you said school's out forever."
"No, no, no, the song goes "school's out for summer", nice try though."
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Marriott Commercial Alice Cooper
"Hey, when was your last family weekend? Go sightseeing, attend a ballgame, visit a theme park, you know, quality family time. You don't want your kids to grow up to be weirdo do you?"
"No."
"You have a great day."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #230 on: January 25, 2019, 05:14:31 PM »
Vincent
"Vincent Malloy is seven years old, he's always polite and does what he's told. For a boy his age he's considerate and nice, but he wants to be just like Vincent Price."

"He doesn't mind living with his sister, dog and cats, though he'd rather share a home with spiders and bats. There he could reflect on the horrors he's invented, and wander dark hallways alone and tormented."

"He likes to experiment on his dog abercrombie in the hopes of creating a horrible zombie so he and his horrible zombie dog could go searching for victims in the London fog."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2019, 08:42:44 PM »
Pet Shop of Horrors
"Welcome to my pet shop, this is Chinatown, a mysterious place, where rare and valuable commodities are in a abundance. Tonight, you shall find something you desire. Are motto is to sell love, dreams and hope. Oh yes, before you leave with your new pet, please make sure to read all the sales terms, sign your name, in the event that any of these terms are breached, we cannot assume any responsibility for the consequences. But don't worry, this where the pet you buy, turns out to be everything you deserve."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #232 on: February 23, 2019, 11:25:47 AM »
X-Men: The Animated Series
"This will teach you to keep your paws off a lady!"

"The name is Gambit! Remember it!"

"Lightning, deliver this place from darkness!"

"Payback time!"

"You deny the future, so you shall not live to see it!"
"I warned you before to leave us alone!"
"I can't, I won't, the world needs--"
"What was that? I don't think I heard you right!"
"Must have you both, must use--"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #233 on: March 16, 2019, 09:12:42 PM »
X-Men: The Animated Series
"Petite? This is no place for you... there you are Wolverine!"

"Tag, you're it. This game is over. Had enough, Cajun? Just say, "Oncle!""

"Don't worry, petite. You just hurt Wolverine's pride, that's all."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #234 on: March 24, 2019, 12:19:47 AM »
The Storyteller - Hans My Hedgehog
"To the health of that most beautiful woman who could not keep her promise for one more day!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #235 on: March 24, 2019, 11:26:15 AM »
Silicon Vally
Gilfoyle - f*** you...f*** you
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #236 on: March 29, 2019, 12:19:56 PM »
Dead at 21
"They're coming for you now so you hit the road with the only friend you have left. Starting today you have one year to figure out who made you, who's after you and how to stop them. Succeed and you live, fail and your... dead at 21."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #237 on: April 08, 2019, 03:33:43 PM »
Star Trek Voyager
"I've known fear. It's a very healthy thing most of the time. You warn us of danger, remind us of our limits, protect us from carelessness. I've learned to trust fear."

"You know as well as I do that fear only exists for one purpose. To be conquered."

"What will become of us? Of me?
"Like all fear, you eventually vanish.
"I'm afraid."
"I know."
"Drat."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #238 on: April 15, 2019, 04:21:46 PM »
BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 80s and 90s
"and Channel 6 got that bulls**t."

"I'm in my ass."

"So that person may have open a whole new worm of cans."

"People can't seem to resist touching it, it's cold and wet and surprisingly smooth."

"Five minutes huh?"
"Surprise."

"One thing money can’t buy is yo mamma, she's for free and everyone knows it."

"Hey how do I know Connie?"

"The heat is making me as wet as the thunder showers, I think that applies to all of us."

"Take a look at these tasty goodies."

"WHAT IN THE F**K ARE WE DOING HERE?! HELL I DON'T KNOW!"

"Stealing up to 200 dollars worth of cow manure."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #239 on: April 26, 2019, 03:15:58 AM »
News Bloopers – Freudian Slips
"You may have a hard time getting in some of the titties"

"I would love to see my meat in your mouth"

"Here's some of great town names, the Tits"

"You love doing it yourself"
"Sometimes, yeah, I can"

"Last week titter set"

"Leonardo Dicrap"

"Jeremy C***t"

"A bulging d**k"

"Lets go back to the hoes"

"to catch porn pirates"

"California is farting"

"DD Mega Doodoo"

"I was originally going to come in-between her legs"

"Where the family will be shi**ing"

"Pick a d**k"
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