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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #240 on: May 10, 2019, 10:11:44 AM »
Sheer Elegance Pantyhose (1990)
♪She's got leeeeegs
Ooh, she knows to use them
Sheer elegance legs
She knows how to chose them♪

"Some women live in sheer elegance, the pantyhose that looks and feels like real silk from L'Oreal."

♪Well I want her
I've got to have her
She's got leeeeegs♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #241 on: May 11, 2019, 07:51:01 PM »
News Blooper via a hack. LOL
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #242 on: May 16, 2019, 11:48:47 AM »
XBox "Water Balloons"
♪If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Every Teddy Bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the
Teddy Bears have their picnic♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #243 on: May 23, 2019, 11:41:30 PM »
House
"That better be her!"
Audience [Gasps]
"Rachel Cuddy you were suppose to be home half an hour ago."
"Don't blame me, he's the one wouldn't run any red lights."
Audience [Laughter]
"The mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela, where she learn that?"
Audience [Cheering]
"I don't know why your here, but I didn't do it."
"What's the problem officer?"
"She was shoplifting down at the mall."
Audience [Sad]
"Are either of you this girl's father?"
"Nope! But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write off. Officer you have my word it won't happen again... because next time, she won't get caught."
Audience [Cheering and Laughter]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49bTK14kZgo
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #244 on: June 07, 2019, 02:00:34 AM »
House
Forget your troubles
Come on get happy
You better chase all you cares away
Shout halleluja
Come on get happy
Get ready for the judgement day
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #245 on: June 15, 2019, 12:45:59 PM »
House
"I've dealt with worse, being different you get use to people's idiocy. Sure beats the hell out of actually being an idiot. [House smiles] What?"
"Care to go for a spin?"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #246 on: July 07, 2019, 01:54:42 PM »
The Paul Hogan Show
"What do you do all day anyhow?"
"I've been doing my job, I kill pirates."
Old Jungle saying - 'The Phantom is sworn to stamp out piracy.'
"Killing pirates, there haven't been any pirates around here for 50 years."
"Yes, I know, effective aren't I."
"Phantom is a smart alec"

"We've been married 6 months now and you still haven't taken off that mask."
"Well you know the old Jungle saying."
"He who looks upon the Phantom's face must die!"
"I know but the mask is attached to the costume and you haven't taken off that off for 6 months ithere."
"He who smells the Phantom's armpit will surely die!"

"Avon ladies are low in calories, high in protein!"

"Mandrake is a drag!"

"Mandrake is a f**?"

"Next Week - Will Devil repeat on the Phantom?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zu1_EoBxQ
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #247 on: July 12, 2019, 01:36:35 AM »
The Paul Hogan Show
From Rome, movie capital of the world, comes Dino Gorgonzola's masterpiece, A Fistful Of Ravioli. Staring Clunk Eastwood as Dirty Giusseppe. [snaps his fingers and his horse lays down] Dirty Giusseppe just may be the toughest hombre of all time. [spits and kills a rattlesnake]

Maybe... he's learned to survive in a wasteland. [the shark from Jaws appears and he shoots it and pulls out a 10 Fish Finger TV dinner]

"Haha, so you wish to challenge the son of Hercules." [bad lip sync] [shoots him and the sound effect is off] "Cheap trick!" [more bad lip sync]

Yes, Clunk Eastwood, in his finest performance. The reunion with his mother will tear at your heart.
"I'm standing!"
"Yeah, on my foot, fatso." [pushes her and shoots her]

You'll cheer him on as he takes on all comers. [fights Rocky and shoots him]

You'll applaud his resourcefulness. [burns a guy's face to light his cigar and shoots him]

His fearest love of one woman will touch your very soul.
♪The hills are alive with the sound of music♪ [shoots her]
"I asked for Sophia Loren." [shoots the director and shoots his horse]
A Fistful Of Ravioli, one of the truly great movies of this--[shoots the narrator and shoots the audience]
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #248 on: July 19, 2019, 07:14:38 AM »
It'll Be Alright On The Night
"What's your favorite possession?"
"Position?"
"Possession."

"You've played Beauregard Maverick, Ivanhoe, and now the Saint, you've been through plenty of actresses in your time."
"You can't say that!"

"Well if you just joined us, you missed it."

"Are you peckish?"
"No, I'm Turkish."

"Please take this f**king rain away."
"Your Swedish is amazing."

"Oh, wrong show!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auNXpFmj9U8

"Hi mum!"
"Hi mum?"
"Hello darling, mommy... mommy's very tired now!"

"And if we can get that feedback into the studio off I think it will be better to put the news across."

"...and he just ran over my foot."

"I'm being filmed you great pillock!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #249 on: August 09, 2019, 05:04:42 PM »
The Simpsons
"Wait, did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it."
"I will."
"No, you won't."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #250 on: August 23, 2019, 10:23:41 PM »
Rebel Media
"China is assh*le!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #251 on: October 04, 2019, 10:09:38 PM »
Garfield: His 9 Lives
"6 must my lucky number because that's the life I fell in love with music, I also fell in love with a girl who played the piano just for me."

"Some time during the night, Diana manga to get down on the keyboard, she lay down, put her face on her folded paws and quietly passed away. It was Diana's testament to her love for my music. Would you like me to play something for you Patches? [cat groans]... it's just as well."
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