The Paul Hogan ShowFrom Rome, movie capital of the world, comes Dino Gorgonzola's masterpiece, A Fistful Of Ravioli. Staring Clunk Eastwood as Dirty Giusseppe. [snaps his fingers and his horse lays down] Dirty Giusseppe just may be the toughest hombre of all time. [spits and kills a rattlesnake]
Maybe... he's learned to survive in a wasteland. [the shark from Jaws appears and he shoots it and pulls out a 10 Fish Finger TV dinner]
"Haha, so you wish to challenge the son of Hercules." [bad lip sync] [shoots him and the sound effect is off] "Cheap trick!" [more bad lip sync]
Yes, Clunk Eastwood, in his finest performance. The reunion with his mother will tear at your heart.
"I'm standing!"
"Yeah, on my foot, fatso." [pushes her and shoots her]
You'll cheer him on as he takes on all comers. [fights Rocky and shoots him]
You'll applaud his resourcefulness. [burns a guy's face to light his cigar and shoots him]
His fearest love of one woman will touch your very soul.
♪The hills are alive with the sound of music♪ [shoots her]
"I asked for Sophia Loren." [shoots the director and shoots his horse]
A Fistful Of Ravioli, one of the truly great movies of this--[shoots the narrator and shoots the audience]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNv-k5rSGPE