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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #270 on: April 14, 2020, 09:24:01 PM »
Star Trek: TNG
"Riker you didn't answer me, who sent you here to look for me?"
"Your mother, she's worried about you."
"Tell me about your ship Riker, it's the Enterprise isn't it?"
"No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop."
"I have no knowledge of that ship."
"It's just been commissioned, it's a good ship."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #271 on: April 25, 2020, 12:00:57 AM »
The Twilight Zone
"The word that Mrs. Bronson is unable to put into the hot, still, sodden air is doomed, because the people you've just seen have been handed a death sentence. One month ago, the Earth suddenly changed its elliptical orbit and in doing so began to follow a path which gradually, moment by moment, day by day, took it closer to the sun. And all of man's little devices to stir up the air are now no longer luxuries—they happen to be pitiful and panicky keys to survival. The time is five minutes to twelve, midnight. There is no more darkness. The place is New York City and this is the eve of the end, because even at midnight it's high noon, the hottest day in history, and you're about to spend it in the Twilight Zone."
"........."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #272 on: May 08, 2020, 12:41:32 AM »
The Simpsons
"Where's Otis he's not in his cell?"
"I shot him."
"Well that's--WHAT?!"
"Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fixit shop... to fix Emmett."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #273 on: May 23, 2020, 02:59:48 PM »
The Critic
"Hahahaha!"
"Robin what's so funny?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening! Hahahaha!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #274 on: June 12, 2020, 12:10:51 AM »
The Simpsons
"Oh Rhett! Rhett! Oh Rhett, where will I go? What'll I do?"
"Frankly my dear [I love you, let's remarry!]"

The End
Edited For Seniors

"They cut out the best word!"
"Didn't that movie use to have a war in it?"
"Come on, you've been warned."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #275 on: July 24, 2020, 04:50:33 PM »
Iron Man: The Animated Series
♪I... I am... I am Iron Man! I am Iron Man! I am Irrrrrrrooooon Maaaaaaaaan!♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #276 on: July 30, 2020, 04:24:42 AM »
The Simpsons
♪What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key
Oh, baby I get by (Ah, with a little help from my friends)
All I need is my buddies (Ah, with a little help from my friends)♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #277 on: August 09, 2020, 12:07:33 AM »
The Twilight Zone: The Obsolete Man
"You walk into this room at your own risk, because it leads to the future, not a future that will be but one that might be. This is not a new world, it is simply an extension of what began in the old one. It has patterned itself after every dictator who has ever planted the ripping imprint of a boot on the pages of history since the beginning of time. It has refinements, technological advances, and a more sophisticated approach to the destruction of human freedom. But like every one of the super states that preceded it, it has one iron rule: logic is an enemy and truth is a menace."

"A lie, no man is obsolete!"

"I am nothing more than a reminder to you that you cannot destroy truth by burning pages!"

"I don't care! I tell you I don't care! I'm human being, I exist! And if I speak one thought aloud that thought lives, even after I'm shovelled into my grave!"

"The Chancellor, the late Chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete, but so was the State, the entity he worshiped. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #278 on: September 04, 2020, 02:57:01 PM »
Star Trek Deep Space Nine
"Think of it. Just four of us, and look at the havoc we've wrought."

"Four is more than enough. We're smarter than solids. We're better than you. And most importantly, we do not fear you the way you fear us. In the end, it's your fear that will destroy you."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #279 on: October 09, 2020, 01:48:37 AM »
Unsolved Mysteries
"Tonight's cases features ordinary people, thrust into a vortex of mystery, heartbreak and intrigue. Each one is searching for that vital clue, to end a story that so far has no ending. Perhaps you can help, join me, you may be able to help solve a mystery."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #280 on: November 03, 2020, 08:29:37 PM »
Funniest NEWS Interruptions!!!!
"Don't bring liquor here."

"You're on private property! F**k!"

"Meow! Ruff! Ruff! Meow! Meow! Oik! Oik!"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #281 on: November 06, 2020, 04:33:34 AM »
News blooper
"Well I don't know why he's talking to a tree."
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #282 on: November 13, 2020, 12:08:07 AM »
X-Files
"My God, Scully. It's as if he's been frightened to death."

"Again, Scully, nothing but evidence... and again, no evidence at all."

"The print-outs received in the transmission indicate contact with another lifeform and yet I cannot see them. Even if I could see them, would they really be there? How do I know this isn’t some classified military satellite? These transmissions are from the Voyager, for God’s sake. Could extraterrestrials really have intercepted them? Or is this just some elaborate joke played on those who want to believe? I was sent here by one of those people. Deep Throat said "Trust no one." And that’s hard, Scully... suspecting everyone, everything. It wears you down. You even begin to doubt what you know is the truth. Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you... and they’ve taken you away from me. My life up to this point has been about the need to see her again. To see them. But what would I do if they really came?"

[rewinds his tape recorder and plays it] "I was sent here by one of those people. Deep Throat said "Trust no one."
"TRUST NO ONE"
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #283 on: December 25, 2020, 12:08:26 AM »
Batman: The Animated Series
♪Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got awwwwwway♪

♪Crashing through the roof, in a one horse open tree
Busting out I go, laughing all the wheeeeeee♪
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Re: Favorite TV quotes
« Reply #284 on: January 13, 2021, 06:30:10 AM »
Liquid Television: Disembodied Head Guy's monologue
"I'm in my car, I'm high on decongestants and I'm driving anywhere. I end up on a bunch of squalid little dietitians somewhere in Vegas, maybe Reno, maybe Tahoe, I donna know... but there she is, I can't tell if she's a human or fifth-generation gynemorphic android, and I don't care. She moves closer to me. At this range the downy cilia-like hairs that trickle from her navel remind me of the fractal ferns produced by injecting dyed water into an aqueous polymer solution, and I tell her so. She looks into my eyes: "You have the glibness, superficial charm, grandiosity, lack of guilt, shallow feelings, impulsiveness, and lack of realistic long-term plans that excite me right now, she says."

"Moving even closer, I begin to kiss her, but she turns her head away. Don't good little boys that finish all their vegetables get desert I ask?"
"I can't kiss you, we're monozygotic replicates, we share 100% of our genetic material."
"I open shirt exposing my the device which I had stuck in a waistband of my black jeans."
"How you get that thing she gasps ogling it's thick fiber reinforced plastic barrel and oozy biotech logo embossed on the magazine which held two cartridges of gelatin recombinant DNA. I got it for Christmas, do you have any last words before I scramble your chromosomes I say taking aim. Yes she says, you first."

"Ohhh! Liquid Television! Ohhh!"
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