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G: Try not to kill anything, Wade.
D: You'll be the one throwing explosives in a spaceship. So how about you try not to kill us?
G: Deal.
D: Deal? Really? Gambling puns? How does Rogue even take you seriously?
G: Wade! Skewering a guy is definitely a kill.
D: I'm sure they have very fancy healing in space. He'll be fine.
G: Watch the ricochet.
D: Gah. Nearly got my butt. Ahhhhhhh!
G: Wade. Enough with the skewering. Pick a less deadly weapon. I know you have other options.
D: Uff. All my weapons are deadly. I am a deadly weapon. And I only keep deadly weapons. Well, except that one time. BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT TIME.
G: Every time you kill a guy is a time I'm gonna kill you. After this over, of course.
D: .... Worth it. (I missed some of Wade's sound effects.)