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Bourbon Street => Media - TV, Movies, Music, and Games => Movies => Topic started by: Nekobaghira on January 27, 2011, 09:51:45 PM
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This thread is for quotes from movies that we love or hate. People use these things in conversations - see how many you find as we add to the thread. You don't have to name the movie though it helps.
For example: From the Incredibles: "money, money, money, money" (agent telling Mr. Incredible that they can't keep paying for his messes (saving people) - have we not had to deal with that? LOL
Pick a scene or verbiage - if you think it needs some description, add some. :)
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Also from Incredibles, Edna the costumer designer lady "No Capes!"
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And from the Incredibles - "luck favors the prepared" - Edna Molds
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Whoops, I didn't get it right the first time.... Let me try again after I've thought about it.
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Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "
From - The Princess Bride. Vizzini says inconceivable a few times before Inigo says his line.
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"No rythmes and I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
"You fell victim to one of the classice blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia...."
"But you see, I am not left handed." All from the Princess Bride, too. I seriously love that show. ;D
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It's one of SBB's and my favorite too.
"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? "
"Morons."
The Princess Bride.
Another favorite but it is so politically incorrect and its innuendos were also over the top we should be careful what we quote. So, I'll keep it clean - From Blazing Saddles
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges. "
And a quote that has been made fun of which entertains me a great deal. (And I love these films).
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" Lord Of The Rings.
Okay one more because B movies generally get over looked.
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckaroo Bonzai. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
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A classic one:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" (Rhett Batler) from movie 'Gone with the wind'
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Silence of the Lambs
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.
Dr. Strangelove
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Yay, movie quotes!
It's late, so I'll just do one for now....
"YOU--ARE--A--TOY! You can't fly, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!"
"You are one sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
--Woody and Buzz, Toy Story
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"You do know Elvis is dead"
"No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home."
Agent J and Agent K - Men in Black.
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If you haven't seen "Be Cool" the set up for this scene is that the Russian Mobster just call Sin LaSalle who is played by Cedric the Entertainer the n word and to be cool.
"Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America... from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms... we enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted, who *have* no talent, no guts? people like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is - you should say thank-you, man? and go on about your way. But apparently you are incapable of doing that! So...
[shoots his gun ] "
"... and don't tell me to be cool. I *am* cool! " (and kills the mobster)
By far my favorite quote.
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"You do know Elvis is dead"
"No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home."
Agent J and Agent K - Men in Black.
Speaking of which, MIB has one of my all-time favorite quotes.
"Humans for the most part don't have a clue. They don't want one or need one. They're happy. They think they have a ... pretty good bead on things."
"But why the big secret? People are smart, they could handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everyone 'knew' the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody 'knew' the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you 'knew' that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll 'know' tomorrow."
--Kay and Jay
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160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
"Then to hell with you!"
"The hell with you!"
"The hell you will"
"Who the hell are you?"
“What the hell are you?”
"Who the f*** are you?"
"Hey you want to be a farmer, here's a couple of acres!!"
"I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger"
"There is no bathroom!"
"I'm the party pooper"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
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For those who are going to the middle of the woods
Ralph: Your doomed, you'er all doomed
Friday the 13th 1980
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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
From Billy Madison, a movie I actually believe has no redeeming qualities other than this quote, because it's something I think at people on a daily basis.
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"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
From Billy Madison, a movie I actually believe has no redeeming qualities other than this quote, because it's something I think at people on a daily basis.
*nods* What you said.
One out of many quotable lines from The Cutting Edge, one of the few rom-coms I can stand:
"There's only two things I do really well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one!"
and I'd be remiss if I didn't mention,
"Toe pick!" and "Finger painting?" (They make sense in context).
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Ace Ventura
"Tonight on miami vice, crockett gets the boss a coffee!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ILf7CzD1w
The Super
"English! English! Doesn't anybody talk english!"
"It worked before you broke it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Whz9yapTc
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a recent 2 i like from Avengers, i muts warn you though im drunk and i cant remember them word for word, also bad language
Thor: Loki may be many things but he is still my brother
Black Widow: he killed 80 people
Thor: he's adopted
Loki: i Have an Army
Stark: we have a Hulk
from Whitnail & I
Whitnail: 4 quid? ill tell you what you can do with your pill, you can shove it up your arse and f*** off while your at it
Whitnail: we've gone on holiday by mistake
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Raul Duke: there he goes one of Gods own prototypes never considered for mass breeding, to weird to live to rare to die
Blade 2
Blade: you obviously do not realize who you are f***ing with
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Silent Bob: the signe on the back of the car say's critters of hollywood you dumb f***
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From The Big Lebowski
Let me explain something to you. I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. -- The Dude
"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling--there are rules."--Walter
"Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."--Walter
"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous."--The Dude
"Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man."--The Dude
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The Three Amigos
"It's like living with a 6 year old."
"What is happening around here today, are Gringos falling from the sky?"
"Yes El Guapo."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCC_i_PyEog
admin edit: fixed link.
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"We deal in lead, friend." -Vin, The Magnificent Seven
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." -Tuco, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." -Alex J. Murphy, Robocop
"Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop –ever– until you are dead." -Kyle Reese, The Terminator.
"What is Jerusalem worth?"
"Nothing."
(pause)
"EVERYthing." -Balian and Saladin, Kingdom of Heaven
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Well, I won't be makin' that mistake...AGAIN."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, and Captain Barbosa, Pirates of the Caribbean
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"Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes." - Max Jerry Horovitz, Mary and Max.
very charming movie, like UP without an adventure, the movie made me all teary up and happy
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oh Toadman you reminded me of the whole rum speach from Pirates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTi40w0nLgo
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The Big Lebowski
Walter: "Smokey, my friend... you are entering a world of pain."
Walter: (Shouts) "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a sh*t about the rules?"
Jesus: "Nobody f*cks with the Jesus."
Silver Streak
George: "You stupid ignorant son-of-a-b*tch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!"
George: "I can't pass for black."
Grover: "Who you tellin'?I didn't say I was gonna make you black. I said I was gonna get you on the train. Now we got to make them cops think you're black."
(Rubs shoe polish on George's face)
George: "It'll never work. Never."
Grover: "What, you afraid it won't come off?"
Grover: (On the radio to Sheriff Chauncey) "Hey Chauncey, this is Grover T. Muldoon. You wanna know what happened? We just whooped your @ss. We whooped your @ss. Ha ha HA!"
As Good As it Gets
Melvin: "“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
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More from POTC:
"Easy on the goods, darling." --Jack, when Elizabeth is putting his belt back on him.
After "Why is the rum gone?", we have this: (mimicking Elizabeth) "'Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible'--well it bloody is now!"
Making the deal with Barbossa aboard the Pearl:
Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. (bites into apple) Funny ol' world, innit?
"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Oh, not you--we named the monkey Jack."
Not the lines themselves, but I like the way these were said:
"Where did you get that?"--Jack
"Agreeeeeed."--Barbossa
"I'm tellin' the story!"--Pintel
"I know exactly what you mean, love." (straightens mustache)--Jack
Another from Lebowski
"OVER THE LINE!" --Walter, to Smokey
"Love me."
"That's my coat."
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The Princess Bride
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "
"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
"We are men of action, lies do not become us. "
"Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum it up. "
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours. "
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Ghostbusters
"Your right, no human being would stack books like this”
“Listen! You smell something?”
“Somebody blows their noise and you wanna keep it?”
“Get her!”
“I think we should split up”
“Good idea”
“Yeah, we can do more damage that way”
“I did that, I did that, that’s my fault!”
“It’s ok the table broke the fall. ”
“Don’t look at the trap!”
“I looked at the trap Ray!”
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
“Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. ”
“They caused an explosion!”
“Is this true?”
“Yes it's true. This man has no dick”
“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes!"
“It can't be!”
“What did you do, Ray?!”
“Mother pus bucket!”
"Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive. "
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Monty Python Holy Grail
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
"I-I don't know that... Auuuuuuuugh!"
"How do you know so much about swallow?"
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8
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The Life of Brian
"your f***ing nicked"
"he has a wife you know"
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Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
"All dames are alike. They reach down your throat so they can grab your heart. They pull it out, they throw it on the floor... and they step on it with their high heels... spit on it... shove it in the oven and they cook the s**t out of it... and they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast and they serve it to ya... and they expect you to say "Thanks hunny it's delicious!"
"Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid... huh... I still don't know what it means"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wvl0iwp-_0
Analyze This
"Who gives a s***? Get a f***ing life!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkhmmFCt6Q
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"I like smiling. Smilings my favorite." - Buddy the Elf, from Elf.
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What about Bob?
"Getoutofthecar!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBNNKoX8GoA
"He's never gone!"
"You see!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKymngWgJw
"But your back"
"No I'm not"
"Your not?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3dyfp0IJ0U
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The Shawshank Redemption
"I want him found, not tomorrow, not after breakfast, now!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQSmfzfg2MY
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Loaded Weapon
"Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkard7Jdsmc
"Quid pro quo Mr. Colt."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I'm pretentious."
"Give me a name!"
"Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"
“Didn't you die?”
“I thought this was the sequel”
"Got anything smaller?"
"Keep it."
"Anything larger?"
“Yeah”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLEm_sXr8EE
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, taking a s**t"
"Sorry"
“My mother never breast-fed me. She'd tease me with it and then give me the bottle. It went on for years. By the time I hit 13… I developed a love-hate thing with breasts... and a distrust of all women. I just don't understand them.”
“Hell, I breastfeed 'till I was 16 years old and I still don't understand women.”
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It's not a quote from a movie, but from True Blood.
Bill to Eric: You know what they say about gentlemen; they don't brag about sloppy seconds.
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oh god can we do tv ones i got so many
True Blood
Bill : we are not f***in Puppy dogs
and from Doctor Who 10th and 11th Doctor, check them out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxj33ZEtz34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FxKcLId-Ys&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKS8bYeFmg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shKS8bYeFmg&feature=related
Angel: i am not a Unic
oh god look...look what you've done, um thats not from tv thats all me :)
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All my favorite TV quotes come from Futurama:
Fry (about Bender): He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
Fry (to Leela): Fix it fix it fix it fix it! (brief pause) Fix it fix it fix it fix it!
From Bridesmaids:
Annie: Did you eat one of those? (referring to birth control pills)
Tyler: I ate Saturday.
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From Community, a show brimming with quotes
Jeff (about Britta): She has more fights about stuff that doesn't matter than a YouTube comments section.
"You're the worst!"--repeated line about Britta
"Troy and Abed in the moooorning!"
"Kettle corn?! That's a fun-time snack!"--Troy
"I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me."--Jeff
More abuse for Britta, this time courtesy of Evil Abed
"You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi."
I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.--Troy
Pierce: How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?
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"ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME? WELL, ARE YOU?!? THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY F%#KING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF S**T!!! GET THE F&%K OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! GET THE F%&K DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW! MOVE IT! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD! I WILL MOTIVATE YOU, PRIVATE PYLE, IF IT SHORT-D*CKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
Full Metal Jacket
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Whoops! After my initial reply I forgot to post an actual quote. Well here goes.
My favourite (film-)quote of all time:
Jack Sparrow (PotC1): Mr. Cotton... Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
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This Is Spinal Tap (DVD Menu)
"It’s like space without the stars isn’t it?"
"It's like a pastel black."
"Stop, no... it's getting to small"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnpB3_Oknmw
Stir Crazy
"That's right, that's right, we bad!"
"We don't want no s**t either!"
"We don't want no sh****t!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbZcT8RXgE
The Golden Child
"I said I-I-I-I want the knife!"
"Let him ask again"
"How many people have survived this test?!"
"None!"
"None?! None?! I'm gonna break your ass when I get outta here!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLmYcQaVVE
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Aliens
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Predator
Not a quote, but laugher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofqmWpXJZ8
The NeverEnding Story
"What is the Nothing?"
"It's the emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world… and I have been trying to help it."
"But why?"
"Because people who have no hopes are easy to control, and whoever has the contorl, has the power."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDHBZlSNO6w
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Tombstone (Deleted Scene)
Kate: I don't understand. I'm your woman, you get killed, where's it leave me?
Doc Holliday: Without a meal ticket I suppose.
Kate: ... You bastard.
Doc Holliday: I'm leaving now darling.
Kate: You bastard!
Doc Holliday: Have you no kind word to say to me before I ride away?
[Kate turns around and says nothing]
Doc Holliday: I calculate not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPdetn9U6c
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The Crow
"Is that gasoline I smell?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxkFWCn_-FE
Platoon
"Bob, I got a bad feeling on this one, all right? I mean I got a bad feeling! I don't think I'm gonna make it outta here! D'ya understand what I'm sayin' to you?"
"Everybody gotta die some time, Red."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCwyzT0Z6E
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Scrooged
"Oh my gosh! Does that suck!"
"Now... I have to kill all of you."
"'Acid rain. Drug addiction. International terrorism. Freeway killers. Now more than ever it is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas. Don't miss Charles Dickens immortal classic Scrooge. Your life might just depend on it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmAa1cYZK4
"Adored?! Let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc_4eoSHwK8
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Lethal Weapon
"You really are crazy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz_T9oMnglE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo_G6aq7NEs
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
"Nice beaver"
"And where the hell was I?"
"I'm sorry I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while your talking!"
"All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?"
"Hey, watch it!"
"By the way...I faked every orgasm."
"STTTTRRRRRRRIIIIIIIKKKKKE 3!"
"How about that!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91E0BOQxWA
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Monty Python & The Holy Lightsaber
"You make me sad, so be it!"
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A Scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Well, then what's that then?"
"I've had worse"
"You liar!"
"Come on, you pansy!"
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
'Yes I have!"
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound"
"Right, I'll do you for that"
"You'll what?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDO3pyavOY
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My Science Project
"Sit on this butt plug"
"Ah, tax dollars at work"
"Ok McCloud!"
"Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day"
"Chill out butch... and get a shave"
"Go speed racer! Go speed racer!"
"I’m going in there packing"
"Oh no, no, no this is no time to be sitting around sucking snot. After you lunch meat!"
"Hey scope that f***** in the TuTu"
"I don’t believe it, I just don’t believe it"
"I just want be home watching cartoons"
"That’s it, I’ve had it! I’m going in, back me up!"
"Seventeen years of TV down the drain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHptb8APlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSZbqj6mdiQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkylDvmZl_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9lKtOyqL0s
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Time Bandits
"Strutter, get his torch! Shine it right in the face.
[Strutter shines flashlight full in Randall's face]
"His face, dummy!"
"Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much. [Under his breath] Awful people."
"I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again."
"Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!"
"That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that."
"Of course, you know it all."
"He was one of my heroes."
"Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?"
"What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?"
"But He created you, Evil One."
"What did you say?"
"Well He created you, so He can't be totally..." [Evil Genius blows Baxi to bits]
"Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all powerful!"
"But why if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?"
[Evil Genius waves his hand and obliterates Cartwright]
"Good question"
"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams] "Sorry."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4DBq8a2y0
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Innerspace
[slaps himself] "How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!"
"The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us."
"Are you feeling alright?"
"Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling alright?"
"Somebody help me! I'm possessed!"
"Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!"
"Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip - let's re-enlarge."
"While still inside Mr. Putter?!"
"Why not?"
"Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?"
"Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!"
"Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage."
"Turbo thruster one, disabled."
"Jack, I don't wanna to alarm you, but I think saw something down here. I don't know, it's probably benign..."
"A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it?"
“Jack, you're asking the wrong guy, Jack, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of Candlestick Park.”
"Great, there goes my ulcer...”
“That's it Jack! Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! Okay pal, here's how I spell relief.” [Igoe screams]
“Jack... it worked. You just digested the bad guy.” [Jack burps loudly]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8Z2aV-mWU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvIej7Ns0pI
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Deep Blue Sea
"Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way. Well, they can get a whole lot worse! So we’re not going to fight anymore! We're going to pull together and we're going to find a way to get outta here! First, we're going to seal off this--"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc
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You must be a movie buff Romeo. ;D
"Clench up Legolas" - the Avengers
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Hehehe! Got that right
I was watching one of Weird Al Yankovic music videos
Eat It
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
I then remembered that movie he did
UHF
“Who is this guy?”
“I’m your worst nightmare”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1hKQULa9Y
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:2funny: Weird Al!!! My favorite is Frank's 2000" TV - for all sorts of reasons. Mostly because the TV I had at the time could be view from my neighbors house. They actually knew what shows I watched. LOL. I got better blinds after that! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glFVXpz_abQ
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For me, two of his best were
Trapped in the Drive-Thru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ
The eBay Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtlK7sn0JQ
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Another good one
Melanie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmApJCgqnU
But back to Favorite Movie quotes
Ace Ventura 2
"Hi-Ho Silver awaaaay!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XemkxEUI--A
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*chuckles* all great!
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The Money Pit
"The stairs are out!"
"Honey your on my fingers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOM6rvU9xN4
"For a while there I thought the care bears were here!"
"Well thanks to that fall were now the same height."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6OCtSqrOQ0
"You are so much less attractive when I'm sober."
"Thank goodness it's not that often."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT5NiDGbnVM
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The Gate
"You've been BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOX6-Rw5PWc
"In a time before the earth, before the sun and before the light of the stars, when all was darkness and chaos! The old gods, the forgotten gods, ruled the darkness!! But what was theirs now belongs to the world light and substance, and the old gods, the rightful masters, are jealous!!! Watching mankind with a hatred that is as boundless as the stars, with plans for the destruction of man that are beyond imagining, hahahah!"
"There is a passageway between our physical world of light and pleasure, and their spiritual world of madness and pain!! A gate, behind which the demons wait, for the chance, to take back, what is theirs!!! Hahahahaha!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl4h3suwonk
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RoboCop
"Your Move Creep"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kUp6BFycWc
"Drop it! Dead or alive or you are coming with me"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdyyps2wmd4
"Come quietly or there will be Trouble!"
"What is this shhhiiiiit!"
"It's Dick Joooonnnneees!"
"Just give me my f***ing phone call"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBccZfvPXFc
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The Black Hole
"Vincent, were you programmed to bug me?"
"No, sir, to educate you."
"If the data on my returning probe ship matches my computerized calculations, I will travel where no man has dared to go."
"Into the black hole?"
"In... through... and beyond."
"Why, that's crazy! [laughs] Impossible!"
"The word "impossible", Mr. Booth, is only found in a dictionary of fools."
"I don't mean to sound superior, but I hate the company of robots."
"If there's any justice at all, the black hole will be your grave!"
"Go after Reinhardt? Turn the ship around? It's too late for all that!"
"Increase power to maximum! We are going THROUGH!"
"We better get the hell off, the whole ship is breaking up!"
"The controls aren't responding."
"Captain, the ship has been programmed!"
[Resigned] "To Reinhardt's course!"
"You mean we're going into the black hole?"
"Yup."
"Let's pray he was a genius!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmw54wLDCrw
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"Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them" - Obiwan, Star Wars episode 4. Been playing SWTOR, I couldn't help myself. ;)
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Nada (Rowdy Roddy Piper), They Live
"Groovy." - Ash (Bruce Campbell), The Evil Dead II
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Forbidden Planet
“Batteries, fire!”
“It just stopped at the foot of the pass.”
“Are you sure you've got a real blip there?”
“Big as a house sir, and were dead on target with both bursts. It’s coming on again!”
“Straight across?”
“It shows here… it’s still coming!”
“Skipper, the blasted thing's invisible!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYFr3UyVpRA
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice shootin’, Tex!" - Bill Murry/Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters. They've been running this movie allot on one my pay channels things.
Funny part is, the hubby and I quote that while playing SWTOR because there is a bug with one of the classes that keeps shooting long after the thing you are killing is dead and you have to figure out how to stop shooting to get out of combat. ;D
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Terminator 2 Battle Across Time
"So what’s the plan? You do have a plan right?"
[Points straight ahead] "Skynet"
"That’s Skynet?"
"Yup"
"Can I ask why we’re heading towards it?"
"You don’t want to know"
"John, please stop helping"
"He’s right on us!"
"I noticed!"
"Friend of yours?"
"He was my collage roommate"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3ShPS5JVKs
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Tron
“I'd like to go against you and see what you’re made of.”
“You know, you don't look a thing like your pictures.”
“I'm warning you. You're entering a big error, Flynn. I'm going to have to put you on the game grid.”
“Hey, who're you calling program, program?”
“Hey, who’s that guy?”
“That’s Tron he fights for the users.”
“Tron huh?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiw2FbHBd14
“This is Gold-1 to Gold-2 and 3. Split up. Take them one-on-one.”
“Gold-3 to Gold-2 and 1. I'm getting out of here right now, and you guys are invited.”
“Got it.”
“Ready?”
“Ready!”
“So long, suckers”
“Greetings, programs!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ODe9mqoDE
“I shouldn't have written all of those tank programs”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3J2bEzyFo
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TMNT
"Find her! Silence her!"
"Where they come up with this stuff?"
"A canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this?"
"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
"DAAAAAAMN!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_6KMGB_Pkw
"What are these... freaks? How do they know how to fight like this? You will answer! Then hang there until you die!"
"You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder."
"Maybe somebody ought to tell him that we're the good guys."
"Oh, boy … leftovers!"
"Yeeeeeaaah!"
"It's a talent"
"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die it will be... without honor."
"Oops!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5rx6o6Vt8
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i am Godzilla you are Japan - Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEfvHD4MFg
“Report status.”
“We are cloaked, enemy closing on impulse power. Range, 5000 kellicams.”
“Good. It's just the turn of luck I have been waiting for.”
“Range: 3000 Kellicams.”
“Steady. Continue on impulse power.”
“Range, 2,000 kellicams.”
“Stand by to transfer energy to weapons… at my command.”
“1,000 Kellicams, closing.”
"Wait... wait"
“Tyrusch. Shoha!”
“Klingon bird of prey, sir! She's arming torpedoes!”
“Fire Mr. Scott!”
“Good shooting, Mr. Scott.”
“Emergency power to the thrusters!”
“Sir, the shield's nonresponsive.”
“Scotty?”
“The automation system's overloaded. I didn't expect to take us into combat you know.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze3dRODgAiA
“Get out! Get out of there! Get out!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeLqsvFO31o
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
These were the only parts that I liked from this movie
"They still haven't raised their shields."
"Raise ours"
"There shields are going up"
"Lock phasers on target."
"Locking phasers on target."
"They're locking phasers!
"Raise shields!
"Fire!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWnTY7OVU8w
"Time's up, Admiral."
"Here it comes. Now, Mister Spock."
"Sir! Our shields are dropping!"
"Raise them."
"I can't!"
"Where's the over-ride? The over-ride?"
"Fire! ...Fire!"
"Fire! Fire!"
"We can't fire, sir!"
"Why can't you?"
"They've damaged the photon-control and the warp drive. We must withdraw."
"No! No!"
"Sir, we must!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbtvQUYXbQk
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At least you didn't quote Kirk yelling Kahn - *chuckles* of course I couldn't resist.
Khan: Kirk? You're still alive, my old friend?
Kirk: Still, "old friend!" You've managed to kill everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!
Kirk: KHAAANNNN!
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Yeah, the "KHAAANNNN!" scene is not a scene I'm crazy about... but here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7X01_j_oDA
Another scene I forgot about
"He followed me this far, he'll be back. But from where?"
"He’s intelligent, but not experience. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking."
"Torpedoes ready sir."
"Look sharp… Fire! …Fire!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkhuWD9S73Q
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One of my favorite lines in The Avengers film:
Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.
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Back to the Future
"Oh my god, they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty!"
"Holy s**t!"
"Nooooo! You bastard!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2c-tMZSZtY
"Holy s**t! Lets see if you bastards can do 90."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeHFDxKUP4
"1.21 Gigawatts!"
"What the hell is a Gigawatt?"
"Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-77xulkB_U
"Hey you, get your damn hands off... Oh."
"I think you picked the wrong car, McFly."
"George! Help me! Please!"
"Just close the door, McFly and walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door, and beat it!"
"No Biff, you leave her alone!"
"All right, McFly. You asked for it...and now you're gonna get it!"
"Biff, Biff, no! You'll break his arm. Biff, LEAVE HIM ALONE!"
"Are you ok?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzklMXES1BU
"Doc!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM5EYO5wWMA
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Back to the Future
"Oh my god, they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty!"
This is too funny for me because - a long time ago when I started to play WoW, I named my toon MartyMcFly - my hubby was constantly telling me to run for it Marty when we encountered a large mob. LOL. I got tired of the Back To The Future jokes and paid to change the toons name. But it was amusing for a little while.
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Hehehehehe! ;D
Back to the Future II
"What happens to us in the future? Do we become a**holes or something?" (Doc had to think about that one)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCjsUxbNmIs
"There's something very familiar about all this."
"Unless you've got POWER!"
"Holy s**t"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkyLnWm1iCs
"Don't you be a smartass."
"Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Mom, you sure can hydrate a pizza."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ztwns5PkJY
"MC FRY!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km6bFBSVty4
"What the hell is that?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9c1k_m6POA
"You son of a-"
"Nice shot Doc!"
"Your not gonna believe this! We gotta to go back to 1955!"
"I don't believe it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zIzLRgwdxA
"He's alive! The Doc's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive!"
"You need any help?"
"There's only one man who can help me."
"Doc, Doc! [Marty grabs the 1955 Doc and he screams a bit] Okay, okay! Relax Doc! It's me, it's me, Marty."
"No! It can't be. I just sent you back to the future."
"I know, you did send me back to the future, but I'm back, I'm back from the future."
"Great Scott!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFuKfTjR2q4
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The Adventures of Mark Twain (1985)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAS1-lCF3yM
“The man with an idea is a fool, until the idea succeeds.”
“Boys! Tom, Huck and Becky Thatcher”
“How does he know are names?”
“These must be those classics everyone talks about.”
“What are classics?”
“Something everyone wants to have read but nobody wants to read.”
“We’re gonna crash!”
“Like hell we are!”
”Frog overboard!”
“Hang on Homer!”
“Hard on the Starboard! Spin her! Spin her! Spin her!”
“We’re heading for the rocks!”
“No, not that way!”
“Turn Becky!”
“Starboard! The other way! The other way!”
“What? Oh no!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAVCwW9neY
“We had you all tide up.”
“That? Oh, no, no, that was just a little Writer's Block, that's all.”
“Supposing we do die? Is there truly a heaven or a hell?”
“Huh? I don't know about that. I don't wish to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.”
“We missed it”
“Lets catch it!”
“Aye-aye!”
“Don’t be afraid! Providence protects children, and idiots. I know it's true. I've tested it.”
“We’re gaining on her!”
“Tom! Sound out!”
”Now stand by Huck!”
“Marrrrkkkk Twaaaiiin!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwGelHvg-o
“Hang on!”
“Ok!”
“Yahoooo!”
“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody, if he can help it.”
“Let me see, there are a number of things I want to say to you before I go. [Clears throat]
Always obey your parents.”
[Dark side]... “when they are present.”
“Be respectful of your superiors.”
[Dark side]... “if you have any.”
“Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.”
[Dark side] “I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.”
“It's time.”
[Dark side] “I'm still considering whether to go. I haven't seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.”
“Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one. Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.”
“The human race, in all its poverty, has only one truly effective weapon: laughter. Against the assault of laughter - ha-ha-ha-ha! - Nothing can stand.”
“Well this was one adventure Mr. Twain wouldn’t get around to writing. So I figure to get it all down before I forgot a single thing.”
The Adventures of Mark Twain by Huck Finn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPK6Xuq2rII
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Clash of the Titans (1981)
"He will become abhorrent to human sight, he will be shunned and forced to live as an outcast in the swamps and marshes, he will be transformed into a mortal mockery, a shameful mark of his vile cruelty. This is my finally judgment."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGlvplMW3o
"Too heavy for the dead branch aye"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzKhqt5IRnM
"The River Styx, the River of Death... has strange powers."
"So I've heard."
"Time to see if the legend is true."
"Here, you'll need this. For Charon, the Ferryman."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsOpYkwqbQ
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Those just reminds how awful the remake was. There were things I liked better in the remake but there was other stuff, that I thought ... this just plain stinks. Cinematography definitely better, monsters and actions sequences too but Perseus was so unlikeable, it was like he was a purposeful jerk and I couldn't stand him.
As campy-ish as the 1981 movie was I think I liked that better. LOL
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I didn’t care for anything in the remake like the action scene with Medusa. It tries to be suspenseful and fails, his men try to act tough and badass but are really just idiots. The Matrix slow motion scenes, the skinhead Perseus that you couldn't care about and lets not forget the terrible CGI effects.
The 1981 film didn’t have to rely on action sequences, Medusa was actually scary and that fight scene (if you want to call it that) was more believable, it was suspenseful and was more about timing, when to strike than running around the whole place where someone shouts “Where are you”… yeah, that’s smart. The remake Medusa was based off a beautiful Russian model even though Medusa is supposed to be ugly… it looked like a cut scene from a video game.
The 1981 film my not be a masterpiece on all levels, but it's a fun movie and far more enjoyable to watch.
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I agree completely. I hadn't thought about the Medusa scenes but you are right, 1981 version was better because it was cat/mouse type thing and waiting for the right moment while Medusa hunted and did her thing.
Perseus was on such a pedestal - it wasn't even believable where his goals were, heck I couldn't even tell you his point for fighting what so ever in the remake. It was too much man vs gods, instead of man vs evil. That is probably the big difference between the two films.
Whereas in 1981 version, he had a goal, he wanted to know who he was and he knew what he wanted. And he just went out and did it. I agree with your assessment of the 1981 film, it was fun and enjoyable.
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Batman
"Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me man!”
"I’m not going to kill you, I want you to do me a favor, I want you to tell all your friends about me."
"What are you?"
"I’m Batman!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM
"And what’s with that stupid grin?"
"Life's been good to me, hehehe!"
"Your crazy"
"You ever heard of the healing power of laughter? Hhhhhahahahaehehe! Not get out of here!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n4s-lkYm0w
"Now you wanna get nuts! Come on! Lets get nuts!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6hZ4f34II
"Tell me something kid… you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"
"Man, lets go! Lets go Jack!"
"See you around kid."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9RzLqKu2g
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and that ladies and gents is why Keaton trumps Bale every time , he was and is my favorite Batman followed by Conroy
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That guy with the swords... he just blocks him, hits him and then just kicks him in the face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ30Qxv0vtI
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
“Whatever they're selling, I don't want it.”
“How many are following us?”
“All of 'em.”
“All of 'em? What's the matter with those guys?”
“You remember the time you and me and Etta went to Denver one summer for a vacation?”
“I'm glad you brought that up, Kid. That's an important topic, considering our situation.”
“The night we went gambling, you remember?”
“We had dinner at the hotel. Etta had roast beef and I had chicken, and if I can remember what you had, I'll die a happy man.”
“Look out there!”
“What?”
“Remember a few years ago when we were at a saloon in Denver? We got to talking to some gambler that night, and he told us about an Indian. A full-blooded Indian, except he called himself by an English name. Sir... somebody.”
“Lord Baltimore?”
“Lord Baltimore, that's right, and he could track anybody, over anything, day or night.”
“So?”
“The guy on the ground. I think it's him.”
“No, Baltimore works out of Oklahoma. He's strictly an Oklahoma man. I don't know where we are, but it sure as Hell isn't Oklahoma. No, it couldn't be him. Couldn't be him.”
“I guess.”
“Don't they get tired? Don't they get hungry?”
“They gotta be.”
“Why don't they slow up? Hell, they could even go faster, at least that'd be a change. They don't even break formation. Do something.”
“Well, the way I figure it, we can either fight or give. If we give, we go to jail.”
“I've been there already.”
“ We could fight - they'll stay right where they are and starve us out. Or go for position, shoot us. Might even get a rock slide started, get us that way. What else can they do?”
“They could surrender to us, but I wouldn't count on that.”
“I'll jump first.”
“Nope.”
“Then you jump first.”
“No, I said!”
“What's the matter with you?!”
“I can't swim!”
“Hahahahaha! Why, you crazy — the fall'll probably kill ya!”
“Ohhhhhhhhhh shhhhiiiiitttttt!”
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
"Hey Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6thuiB_Kl7E
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Office Space
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter? What the f*** does that mean!?"
also,
Milton: [rambling] "...by the window...and I could see the squirrels...and they were married."
also,
Milton: "The ratio of people to cake is too big."
also,
Milton: "...then I'll set the building on fire."
PS, I had a GREAT day at work.
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The Hitcher (1986)
“My mother told me never to do this”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm4mJ3OSJAA
"I wanna die!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeI2MIp47M
“STOP!”
“Take it easy!”
“Tell me about it”
“You mean me?”
“No I mean you”
“Me?”
“You! Yes you!”
“I’m putting my trust into captain… take us in… NOOOOOO!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAJL9fGR3M
“There gonna kill us!!”
“Shoot back!”
“I dropped the gun”
“You what?”
“Hold on!”
“Go you son of a b***h!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8op6SJx5LVk
“Hi kid!”
“Come on!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzbhL6Z6odM
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No Country for Old Men
Wells: You don't have to do this. I'm a day trader. I could just go home.
Chigurh: You could?
Wells: I could make it worth your while. I could take you to an ATM with 14 grand in it, and everyone just walks away.
Chigurh: An ATM.
Wells: I know where the satchel is.
Chigurh: If you knew, you would have it with you.
Wells: I can find it from the riverbank. I know where it is.
Chigurh: I know something better. I know where it's going to be.
Wells: Where's that?
Chigurh: It will be brought to me, and placed at my feet.
Wells: You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes, it could be here.
Chigurh: I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now, Carson. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
Wells: You go to hell.
Chigurh: All right. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
Wells: I mean the nature of you.
Moss: Hello?
Chigurh: Yes?
Moss: Is, uh, Carson Wells there?
Chigurh: Not in the sense that you mean. You need to come and see me.
Moss: Who is this?
Chigurh: You know who it is.
Moss: Yeah, I know it is.
Chigurh: You need to talk to me.
Moss: I don't need to talk to you.
Chigurh: I think you do. Do you know where I'm going?
Moss: Why would I care where you're going?
Chigurh: I know where you are.
Moss: Yeah? Where am I?
Chigurh: You're in the hospital across the river. But that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?
Moss: Yeah, I know where you're going. She's not gonna be there.
Chigurh: It won't make a difference if she's there.
Moss: So what are you going up there for?
Chigurh: You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
Moss: No. Do you?
Chigurh: I think you do. So this is what I'll offer: you bring me the money and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable, the same as you. That's the best deal you're going to get. I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't.
Moss: Yeah I'm goin' to bring you somethin' all right. I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't goin to have to look for me at all.
Chigurh: Do you see me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEaa0RYYTw8
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In honor of Valentine's Day, from 500 Days of Summer.
Vance: Lately your work performance has been...a little off.
Tom: I'm not following you.
Vance: Ok, uhm, here's something you wrote last week... [reading a card that Tom has written] "Roses are red...violets are blue... [opens card] f*** you, whore."
http://youtu.be/Yya9F-hN2kE (http://youtu.be/Yya9F-hN2kE)
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Reservoir Dogs
Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, gigglin' and kidding around huh? Gigglin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the f*** they got there. What we do wrong, what should we have done, what didn't we do, whatever that, it's your fault, my fault, his fault, all that bulls****. Finally someone comes up with the idea, Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' f***in' jokes! Got the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - hell we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. Find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business. With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names... [pointing to each respective member] Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because, you're a fa****, alright?!
[Mr. Brown laughs]
Mr. Pink: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown: Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. S****.
Mr. Pink: Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P***y. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK.
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, f***ing city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink: Jesus Christ, Joe, f***ing forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Joe: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpp5B5sXOpU
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Thunderball
"Sit down, Number Two, we will discuss your NATO project later. I regret to inform you all of the death of SPECTRE Number Six, colonel Jacques Bouvar was killed by an unknown assassin, his services will be greatly missed. We will now proceed with the area financial reports. Number Seven?"
"Blackmail of the double agent Matsou Fujiwa. Unfortunately, only 40 million yen, all the man had."
"Number Ten?"
"Assassination of Perringe, the French anti-matter specialist who went over to the Russians. Three million francs from the special department of the Quai d'Orsay."
"Number Five."
"Our consultation fee for the British train robbery: £250,000."
"Number Eleven."
"Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States: $2,300,000 dollars. Collected by Number Nine and myself."
"Two million three? Our expectations were considerably higher, Number Eleven."
"Competition from Latin America. Prices are down."
"I anticipated that factor. Are you quite sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and Number Nine?"
"To the penny, Number One."
"On the contrary. I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me I have decided on the appropriate action. Let us now proceed with new business."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIwUxmtX5U
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The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
Not a movie, but a theatrical cartoon short
"Snake Eyes, 88 Teeth, Hammerhead, p***ycat Puss, Bat Man! Doubleheader, Pickle Puss, Pumpkinhead, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, Wolfman"
"You're ALL under arrest!"
"Rubberhead!"
"I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!"
"Guess who?"
"Neon Noodle? Neon Noodle!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ly35NQfZw8
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Another TV quote, this time from the short-lived Titus:
"I cheated, but I didn't lie. If I lied to you, you'd never know I cheated on you. Don't question my integrity!"--Ken
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Liquid Television
Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective
“Passport, are you here on business, pleasure?”
“Counter-Espionage, terrorism, revenge or extortion? It’s revenge isn’t it?”
“Dharma you disappoint me, only dead men let their guard down.”
“And tranquility lies in the shade of a saber.”
http://liquidtelevision.com/video/brad-dharma-1-bum-kharma/
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TV, but still awesome. Firefly: Our Ms. Reynolds
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book: [walking away, pauses and looks at Mal] ...the... special... hell.
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Simon: They called it the "good-night" kiss.
Zoe: So you two were kissin'?
Book: Well, isn't that... special [Referring to the "special hell" he threatend Mal with when he would take sexual advantage of "Saffron"]?
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The Time Machine (1960)
"The war between the East and West which is now in it's three hundred and twenty-sixth year, has at last come to an end. There is nothing left to fight with, and few of us left to fight. The atmosphere has become so polluted with deadly germs, that it can no longer be breathed. There is no place on this planet that is immune. The last surviving factory for the manufacturing of oxygen has been destroyed. Stockpiles are rapidly diminishing. And when they are gone, we must die."
"My name is of no consequence. The important thing you should know, is that I am the last who remembers how each of us, man and woman made his own decision. Some chose to take refuge in the great caverns, and find a new way of life far below the earth's surface. The rest of us decided to take our chances in the sunlight. Small as those chances might be."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI6vrJHf8qo
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MST3K: The Movie
“I hope you taxpayers don’t mind”
“We do!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1j1GAExH0
"No sir, that's paper"
"Here's what my wife could use in the house"
"A man?"
"Cal, you bi**h"
"I don't know and I don't want to know"
"Just love me!"
"I may be the dumbest man who ever walked this Earth, Joe"
"No argument here"
"There's 2,486 parts"
KRACK!
"485, sir"
"Where do we start, sir?"
"Right here."
"That goofy clown face"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQlF-dpU5lw
"your camera will pick up nothing but blank fog."
"Well it's a goldstar"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2giPgQXSn4
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RiffTrax's Jurassic Park
You stare at him and he just stares right back
“Trying to figure out if you’re a boy or a girl”
I can tell instantly about people, it’s a gift”
"I go mainly by skin color"
“And just wait until we get Windows 95”
It’s turning the eggs
“Yeah and why is that a big deal?”
“Because it’s the coffee machine”
“Oh”
That one
“We call her Hilary”
“No training montage either”
“Sorry, cockroach on the table”
“Did the Ninja Turtles pain those things, they’re hideous”
“Time to run amuck! Where’s the Japanese?”
“Wow, its like Drake's Fortune accept I don’t get to play it”
“Yeah, when the only exercise you get is playing Gears of War”
But that’s not what I’m going to do
“I have darker plans for you”
“Are we breaking in on his Tom of Finland photo shoot?”
“I’m sorry but it was laundry day and I had to wear my daughter's socks”
“And the hat?”
“I lost a bet”
“Oh and try to remember that objects are solid and you can’t pass through them”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6_i5bt4wGQ
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Mystery Men
“He who questions training, only trains himself in asking questions.”
“Work well on your new costumes. For when you care for what is outside, what is inside cares for you.”
“To summon your power for the conflict to come, you must first have power over that for which conflicts you.”
“But until you lean to master your rage-”
“Your rage will become your master?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuUopTPgjOI
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Star Trek II
There are still a few lines from this film that I like
"Slow to one-half impulse power. Let's be friends."
"They're requesting communications, sir."
"Let them eat static!"
"There still running with shields down."
"Of course! We are one big, happy fleet! Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."
"Khan!"
"You still remember, Admiral. I cannot help but be touched. I, of course, remember"
"Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know who it was who had beaten you."
"Enterprise can wait. She's not going anywhere!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaVIIoRKBlk
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
"Thrór's love of gold grown too fierce and sickness had begun to grow within him. It was a sickness of the mind. And where sickness thrives, bad things will follow. The first they heard was a noise like a hurricane coming down from the North; the pines on the mountain creaked and cracked in the hot, dry wind. It was a fire-drake from the North. Smaug had come! Such wanton death was dealt that day, for this city of Men was nothing to Smaug. His eye was set on another prize. For dragons covet gold with a dark and fierce desire. Erebor was lost."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgW7PRN-ADI
"No, Gandalf, 'tis not. A dark power dwells in there. Such as I have never felt before. It is the shadow of an ancient horror. One that can summon the spirits of the dead. I saw him, Gandalf. From out of the darkness, a Necromancer has come."
"Now, the Necromancer, are you sure?"
"That is not from the world of the living."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAVDlaf0ap8
"Well, don't stop now. Tell us what the Woodsmen say."
"They speak of a Necromancer living in Dol Guldur, a sorcerer who could summon the dead."
"That's absurd. No such power exists in this world. This Necromancer is nothing more than a mortal man. A conjurer dabbling in black magic."
"And so I thought too, but Radagast had seen..."
"Radagast? Do not speak to me of Radagast the Brown. He is a foolish fellow."
"Well, he's odd, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life..."
"It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms! They've addled his brain and yellowed his teeth!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvbBRpoeyw8
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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it. The way is shut, now you must die."
"I summon you to fulfill your oath!"
"None but the King of Gondor may command me!"
"That blade was broken!"
"It has been remade."
"Fight for us and regain your honour. What say you? What say you?"
"Ach! You waste your time Aragorn. They had no honour in life and they have none now in death."
"I am Isildur’s heir. Fight for me and I will hold your oaths fulfilled. What say you?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r622O7Kh4B4
"You have my word! Fight and I will release you from this living death! What say you?"
"Stand you traitors!"
"We fight!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYoNf25KVVo
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You know, the Khan thing has two movie references now! LMAO.
LoTR's - what took you so long! ;D
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Lord of the Rings
"You cannot hide, I see you! There is no life in the void... only... death"
"Build me an army, worthy of Mordor"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlVtk92HPo
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The Dark Crystal
"Another world, another time, in the age of wonder."
"For this is the way of the Skeksis. As they ravage the land, so, too, they learn to draw new life from the sun. Today, once more, they will replenish themselves... cheat death again. Through the power of their source... their treasure... their fate... the Dark Crystal. But today, the ceremony of the sun gives no comfort. For today, an emperor lies dying. Today, a new emperor must seize the throne."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o1USbrTE4E
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Legend (1985)
"Every wolf suffers fleas. Tis easy enough to scratch!"
"Give it to me boy!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VMWNnFoi2g
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death an image of the splendor of the kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjRDfD09a-U
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The NeverEnding Story
"They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn't hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed."
"No you didn't fail. I'm the one who failed, I was the one who was chosen to stop the nothing. But I lost the Auryn, I can't find my luck dragon, so I won't be ableto get past the boundaries of Fantasia."
"Listen, the nothing will be here any minute. I will just sit here and let it take me away too. They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VxGRWPh28
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Awakenings (1990)
Dr. Sayer: You told him I was a kind man. How kind is it to give life, only to take it away?
Eleanor: It's given to and taken away from all of us.
Dr. Sayer: Why does that not comfort me?
Eleanor: Because you are a kind man. Because he's your friend.
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Fire and Ice (1983)
"Don't hunt for death, boy. It finds us all soon enough."
"If you're gonna kill the Ice Lord, boy, you better learn to live with pain."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3T0kIPgDY
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The Adventures of Mark Twain
"Hello"
"Who are you?"
"An Angel"
"What's your name?"
"Satan... what's the matter?"
"Nothing, just a sorry name for an Angel"
"I find you humans quite interesting, even though you are a worthless, greedy lot."
"I can do no wrong, for I do not know what it is."
"You murdered them!"
"Never mind them. People are of no value. We could make more sometime… if we need them."
"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you… are but a thought."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes
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The Adventures of Mark Twain
"Hello"
"Who are you?"
"An Angel"
"What's your name?"
"Satan... what's the matter?"
"Nothing, just a sorry name for an Angel"
Intresting and mysteruous quote) I like it. Thanks)
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Hehehehe! Someone made a music video out of that scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZ4lmyZAMw
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The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
"YAAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAAHA!"
"Once you cross that bridge my friends, the ghost is through, his power ends!"
"Next morning, Ichabod's hat was found, and close beside it... a shattered pumpkin. But there was no track of the school master."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmjJCkEPqMM
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Willow
"Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uOIhBgGw3c
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Merlin
"It's not exactly the way I remember it, master Merlin."
"Oh, no need to thank me. I just love happy endings."
"There's no more. That's the end of magic."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWhZ4mBtpss
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Lord of the Rings (1978)
"Long ago, in the early years of the Second Age, the great Elven-smiths forged rings of power. Nine for mortal men, seven for the Dwarf lords, three for the tall Elf Kings. But then, the dark lord learned the craft of ring making and made the Master Ring, the one ring to rule them all. With the One Ring, Middle-Earth was his, and he could not be overcome. As the last alliance of men and Elves fell beneath his power, he did not notice the heroic shadow who slipped in. It was Prince Isildur, of the mighty Kings from across the sea, who took the ring.
But because he did not destroy it, the spirit of the dark lord lived on, and began to take shape and grow again. But the ring had a will of its own, and a way of slipping from one hand to be found by another, so that it might at last get back to its master. And there, the ring lay at the bottom of the great river Anduin for thousands of years. During those years, the dark lord captured the nine rings that were made for men and turned their owners into the Ringwraiths. Terrible shadows, under his great Shadow, who roamed the world... searching for the One Ring. In time, the Ring was found. Two friends were fishing in the great river one day.
He used the Ring for thieving, and to find out secrets. His own people began to despise the wretched creature and to call him Gollum. Tortured and driven by the ring, he hid in dark caves... and a deep mountain. But the ring slipped off Gollum's finger, too. And so it was that Bilbo found it during his travels with the Dwarves."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT18OJEPU9Q
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Highlander
"From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries. Living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now."
"Here we are - born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong - fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvA3Cjpff-M
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Time Bandits
"Well, I mean what can I say? Thank you. Thank you, thank you all very, very much indeed."
"Oh don't men - What?"
"The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?"
"Who?"
"The poor."
"The poor?"
"Oh you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor."
"Is that absolutely necessary?"
[Gibberish]
"What did he say?"
"He said yes, he's afraid it is."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=167IhlXnN2Y
"Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVOeWNwXZpE
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Highlander
"There is one called Connor among them"
"Remember our agreement, Murdoch. The boy is mine."
"It's begun! Death to the Macleods!"
"No one will fight me! They all run away."
"Mother of god!"
"Fight me!"
"There can be only one! Another time Macleod!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvyXxBOgVg
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Flight of the Navigator
"I know what your thinking, you're afraid they're going to take you away again, aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"I'm sorry I got into this mess."
"Goodbye Davey"
"I'm sorry, I don't belong here now, I love you. Take me with you, Max!"
"You know I can't take you, It's much too dangerous. You must stay with your family."
"That is my family, but it's not my home, my home is back in 1978. If I stay, those scientists will treat me like a guinea pig for the rest of my life."
"If you go back in time with me, you could be vaporized."
"I have to take that chance."
"It's very risky, are you sure Davey?"
"Yes, lets do it."
"All right, if that's your decision."
"Max? Will I ever see you again?"
"I don't know."
"We must start the journey. Hold on tight, Davey."
"I'm gonna miss you."
"I'm gonna miss you to... thanks."
"No big deal, really. Come on, let's get out of here."
"Compliance... Navigator... Good luck."
"See you later, Navigator! Ha-ha!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9y_lgKorg
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"Oh yes, they float, Georgie. They float. And when you're down here with me, you'll float too!" - Pennywise the Clown, IT
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Explorers (1985)
"Don't you think of anything worth whiled?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOadeWB40cY
"Yeah, open her up, lets see what see can do!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZp10uBMBDc
"It's gone."
"So most of the basement."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfychq4vpe4
"There's Lori's house."
"Who's Lori?"
"She's this gorgeous blonde."
"Where she live?"
"Never mind."
"I've got a great idea."
"Oh no, Ben no."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5kZZkNRDc
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Aliens
"What's going on?"
"There coming!"
"Where?"
"In the Tunnel. Here we go... A & B gun tracking and firing. Multiple targets."
"Look at those ammo counters go."
"B gun's down 50%."
"Man, it's a shooting gallary down there."
"60 rounds left on B. 40... 20... 10... B gun's dry, 20 on A. 10... 5... that's it."
"Jesus. They're wall to wall in there."
(thump, thump, thump)
"They're at the pressure door."
"Man, listen to that..."
"This is unbelievable! 20 meters and closing. 15..."
"How many?"
"Can't tell. Lots... D gun's down 50%, C gun's right behind it."
"It ain't stopping them. This s**t ain't stopping them!"
"150 rounds on D."
"Come on! Come on baby! Come on!"
"100 rounds!"
"Come on! Come on!"
"D gun's down to 20... 10... Dammit!"
"Wait! They're retreating. The Guns stopped them."
"You're right... next time they walk right up and knock."
"Yeah, but they don't know that. They're probably looking for other ways to get in. That'll take them awhile."
"Maybe we got them demoralized."
"Shut up!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQDy-5IQvuU
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Ghostbusters
"Alright, this chick is toast!"
"Grab your stick"
"Holding it!"
"Heat 'em up!"
"Smokin!"
"Make 'em hard!"
"Ready!"
"Let's show this prehistoric bi**h how we do things downtown. Throw it!"
"Nimble little minx, in't she?"
"We better go full stream"
"Aim for the flattop!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Yx4dhulh0
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Mad Max
"My god what happen?"
"I don't know, man, I just got here myself."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5QYYlfXQFk
"Kicker in the guts Barry."
"She's the last of the V8s!"
"Shut the gate on this one Max your a chucks guts!"
"She's the last of the V8s, she sucks NITRO!"
"He's in a coma man!"
"He loves it!"
"O.K. How the hell did you get all this together?"
"Just happened Max you know, a piece from here a piece from there..."
"So easy?"
"Yeah"
"C'mon Max you, you've seen it you, you've heard it... and ya still asking questions?"
"When do we go for a ride?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQzkdK2ha0
"What's that?"
"Crazy about you"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML4tkCWGhVU
"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go!"
"You're mad, man! You think I look silly, don't ya? Ha ha... Don't bring me on this, man! Don't do this to me! Please, sweet Jesus, I was sick!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2x8RhadlpA
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Mad Max 2
"My life fades, the vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the man we called Max. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When the world was powered by the black fuel, and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel.
Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.
On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Max, the warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything, and became a shell of a man. A burnt-out, desolate man. A man haunted by the demons of his past. A man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n29c-q3_8Q
"I got it! I got it!" [the fingers on his right hand are cut off and everyone laughs]
"Quite it! Quite it! No more games! No more games!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFuzGU1wXq8
"And so began the journey north to safety to our place in the sun. Among us we found a new leader: The man who came from the sky, the Gyro Captain. And just as Pappagallo had planned, we traveled far beyond the reach of men on machines. The juice, the precious juice, was hidden in the vehicles. As for me, I grew to manhood and in the fullness of time, I became the leader, the Chief of the Great Northern Tribe. And the Road Warrior? That was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now, only in my memories..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcK8FLGx0fo
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Heavy Metal
"Death... Death! Death to all who oppose us!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSi7Rtw-4Gs
"To the Council Chambers!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__NN16uoXk
"To defend: this is the pact. But when life loses its meaning and is taken for naught... then the pact is... to avenge!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmT79zMFh8s
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Waterworld
"If I let you out you're taking us with you!"
"... Sure"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orgbJEoA7ak
"Maybe he doesn't answer to Chuck. Call him Charles, Charles!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJpr-bB1sg
"It does look like s**t... and it feels like cold s**t!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOWckOfARBE
"Happy now?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQF83kf-a4
"You should have stayed underworld!" Click! Click!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar5SjZMq-rE
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Moved to Favorite TV quotes
http://www.gambitguild.com/GGForum/index.php?topic=4308.45
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Trinity Is Still My Name
"When the lead hits you, it will hurt less with a little whisky in your gut."
"Oh yeah, give the gentlemen a double, that way you won't feel a thing."
"Get going."
"You like to see that again? It's hard to catch the first time."
"Cut it out."
"Did you get it?"
"... So you think it's going to end here huh?"
"Yeah, I think so."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmVLHXn3H4
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Quigley Down Under
"This ain't Dodge City... and you ain't Bill Hickock."
"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IfWXjRLCDc
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Tombstone
"You must be Doc Holliday."
"That's the rumor."
"You retired too?"
"Not me. I'm in my prime."
"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F3wYMkpovo
"Don't any of you have the guts to fight for blood?!"
"I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUnXWNO17s
"Well... I didn't think ya had it in you."
"I'm your Huckleberry... why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
"Fights not with you, Holliday."
"I beg to differ sir. We started a game we never got to finish... Play for Blood, remember?"
"I was just fooling about."
"I wasn't."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
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Scrooged
"It's Lee Majors! The Six million dollar man."
"Santa, is there a back way out of this place?"
"Of course there is, Lee, but this is one Santa that's going out the front door."
"And Lee, you've been a real good boy this year."
"Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's Workshop, and only Lee Majors can stop them."
"Eat this!"
"The Night the Reindeer Died."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFmgjwptic
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Invasion U.S.A.
"They make it so easy, don't they, Nikko?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITEod2_WHoU
"If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrFmuAN50BA
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Hard Target
Commando
"Yeah!"
"How does it feel to be hunted?"
"Come over and find out! C'mon, throw away that chickens**t gun. You don't want to pull the trigger. Put a knife in me. Look me in the eyes, and see what's going on in there when you turn it. That's what you want to do, right? Lets party!"
"Hunting season... is over."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7OnHvfzGY
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Enter the Dragon
"What was that? An exhibition? We need emotional content. Now try again!"
"I said emotional content. Not anger! Now try again! With me!"
"That's it. How did that feel to you?"
"Let me think"
"Don't think, feeeeel! It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Do you understand? Never take your eyes off your opponent, even when you bow... that's it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yKf9bhXMbU
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The Mask Of Zorro
"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Yes, pointy end goes into the other man."
"... yeah... this is going to take a lot of work."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWZf7-DVCVQ
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The Big Lebowski - "This is What Happens When You F*** a Stranger in the A**!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PztgWdMEJdg
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"You lost today kid, but it doesn't mean you have to like it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28sQaaMDpZU
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Shorty! Chau chi lan tsu tsa tsa!"
"Hang on lady we're going for a ride!"
"Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, is he nuts!"
"He no nuts, he's crazy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7kHsZGk6E
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Sleeping Beauty
"Now shall you deal with me oh prince, and all the powers of HELL!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmM-XX8atlQ
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Full Metal Jacket
"Sir, does this mean Anne Margaret's not coming?"
"... Joker, I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people."
"Yes, sir."
"And Joker, you will take off that damn button. How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol?"
"Sir? Permission to go with Joker?"
"Permission granted."
"Sir, permission not to take Rafterman with me?"
"You still here? Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you. You're responsible for him."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpO0OV4mfvo
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Clue
"You see, like the Mounties, we always get our man!"
"Mrs. peacock was a man?" (Slap! Slap!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPoVr7JcWkc
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Star Trek Into Darkness
"Mr. Spock."
"Mr. Spock."
"I will be brief. In your travels, did you ever encounter a man named Khan?"
"As you know, I have made a vow never to give you information that could potentially alter your destiny. Your path is yours to walk, and yours alone. That being said, Khan Noonien Singh is the most dangerous adversary the Enterprise ever faced. He is brilliant, ruthless, and he will not hesitate to kill every single one of you."
"Did you defeat him?"
"At great cost, yes."
"How?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT8npGLg2g8
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The Enforcer
"On the floor motherf***er!"
"This is my best sports jacket."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlUywv1HBOk
Sudden Impact
"Go ahead, make my day"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSAyz5c3JmM
The Dead Pool
"You forgot your fortune cookie."
"What!?"
"It says... you're s**t outta luck."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_bnDeqYQg
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Gandhi 2
"Don't move, slime ball"
"Gimme a steak, medium rare"
"Hey, baldy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ega5Rcct2s
Conan the Librarian
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbdoO7uCkk
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Highlander
"At last, the gathering."
"Hi, I'm Candy."
"... Of course you are."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S784Hn_1ivQ
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
"Speak English?"
"Does a nightingale sing?"
"He move like a baboon... with two clubbed feet!"
"Place your hands behind your head... I did not say keep them there. Your reflexes are pitiful! The seasons move faster."
"Jesus!"
"Concentrate! This is no time for prayer!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_lKShbp3nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsnXmKzEaM
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Lethal Weapon
"It's Sgt. Riggs' arrest. I take full responsibility! The son of a b***h killed two of our men!"
"Come on Riggs! Come on!"
"Break his neck!"
"Whaaaaa!"
"Eat this!"
"Break his f***ing neck!"
"Get that s*** off my lawn!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJ2-xczWDc
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Death Wish 2-3-4
"You believe in Jesus?"
"Yes I do."
"Well you're gonna meet him."
"It's my car."
"Now you gonna die."
"We hear shots, what happen?"
"I send them a message."
"Now what the f**k are you doing here?"
"I was making a sandwich."
"Who the f**k are you?"
"... Death!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=884cOJR_QGQ
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Death Wish 2-3-4
"You believe in Jesus?"
"Yes I do."
"Well you're gonna meet him."
"It's my car."
"Now you gonna die."
"We hear shots, what happen?"
"I send them a message."
"Now what the f**k are you doing here?"
"I was making a sandwich."
"Who the f**k are you?"
"... Death!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=884cOJR_QGQ
i remember one of the Death Wish films maybe 5 is there a 5? where he shoots a guy and the guy gets up and reveals he is wearing bullet proof armor he say's "bullet proof (o)" before being shot by a rocket :) ......that happened right? i didnt just imagine it?
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That's Death Wish 3
"Bulletproof a**hole!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXQp-HzLaE
"holy f**k he's a zombie!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A
And yes, there was a 5th Death Wish film... as bad as 3 and 4 were... 5 is unwatchable.
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North by Northwest
"Oh, you're that type."
"What type?"
"Honest."
"Not really."
"Good, because honest women frighten me."
"Why?"
"I don't know. Somehow they seem to put me at a disadvantage."
"Because you're not honest with them?"
"Exactly."
"The moment I meet an attractive woman, I have to start pretending I have no desire to make love to her."
"What makes you think you have to conceal it?"
"She might find the idea objectionable."
"Then again, she might not."
"Think how lucky I am to have been seated here."
"Well, luck had nothing to do with it."
"Fate?"
"I tipped the steward $5 dollars to seat you here if you should come in."
"Is that a proposition?"
"I never discuss love on an empty stomach."
"You've already eaten."
"But you haven't."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97zYEaJqy_s
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure
"Hey, man! You're new to this turf. We don't take kindly to strangers comin' around here!"
"Huah!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhMz_ER-9h4
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Don Quichotte
"Poor master... see what you get when you follow your fantasies."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP4MufHl3D0
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The Last Unicorn
"If I could, I would change her into some other creature, some beast too humble for the Bull to be concerned with. But that would take a real magician with real magic, and I can't pretend anymore."
"But you do. You have magic. Maybe you can't find it, but it's there. You called Robin Hood, and there is no Robin Hood. You have all the power you need if you dared to look for it... please, it's not fair!"
"Run! Run now! ...Run!"
"Schmendrick!"
"Magic do as you well! Magic do as you well!"
"The Red Bull came for a unicorn, so she had to become something else. The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger…"
"You are an idiot! Do you hear me? You've lost her! You've trapped her in a human body! She'll go mad!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvRrKcEhD4
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is — and love."
"Come then, come with me!"
"I will."
"You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?"
"Well, men don't always know when they're happy. But I — I think so. And you?"
"I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am no longer like the others, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I now I do. I regret."
"I am sorry, I have done you evil and I cannot undo it."
"No. Unicorns are in the world again. No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy — save one. And I thank you for that part, too. Farewell good magician. I will try to go home."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEeAMdNpUU
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The Princess Bride
"You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will."
"Not to 50!"
"Fezzik, Fezzik, listen, do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now."
"The man in black?"
"His true love is marrying another tonight, so who else has the cause for ultimate suffering? Pardon me, please, it's important... Fezzik, please?
"EVERYBODY MOVE!"
"Thank you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk3cJVW1gMo
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father... prepare to die. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die... hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father... prepare to die... Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father... prepare to die!"
"Stop saying that!"
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!"
"Offer me money."
"Yes!"
"Power, too, promise me that."
"All that I have and more. Please..."
"Offer me anything I ask for."
"Anything you want!"
"I want my father back, you son of a b***h!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that have been rated the most passionate, the most pure - this one left them all behind."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUEdyXoMkgA
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Crocodile Dundee II
"He's got Mick!"
"Mick!"
"If Mick want his clothes back, he can climb down there and get it his bloody self."
"What?"
"Mick's clothes, we swapped with that bastard, so we could flush the other fella out. Plan was working till you turned up and shot Mick."
"... That's... not Mick?"
"Course not, there's Mick over there. Mick's bloody lucky you can't shoot straight, Wal."
"You ready to go home?"
"I am home."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9l_rOFLMA
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Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey
"A hit, you have sank my battleship!"
"Excellent!"
"You must play me again!"
"What!?"
"Um, best 2 out of 3."
"No way!"
"... Yes way."
"I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick."
"Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!"
"I said Plum!"
"No way, you said Mustard! Can we go back now?"
"Best 3 out of 5."
"I don't believe this guy!"
"Best of 7?"
"DAMN RIGHT!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA5ryowAyLk
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
"Oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxHnXajIex4
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Army of Darkness
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s**t... and Jack left town."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj563ViG7Qg
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Predator
"We're are a rescue team, not assassins. Now, what do we got to do?"
"In a part of the world where there are no rules"
"We pick up their trail at the chopper, grab those hostages, and bounce back before anyone knows we were there."
"What do you mean we?"
"deep in the jungle where nothing that lives is safe,"
"You lose it here, you're in for a world of hurt."
"Show time kid."
"Knock, knock."
"An elite rescue squad"
"You're bleeding man."
"I ain't got time to bleed."
"is being led by the ultimate warrior."
"We need the best, that's why your here."
"But now,"
"What's got Billy so spooked?"
"There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man."
"they're up against the ultimate enemy."
"Holy mother of god."
"Nothing like it has ever been on earth before."
"She said the jungle, it just came alive and took him."
"We cannot see it,"
"No blood, no bodies, we hit nothing."
"but it sees the heat of our bodies and the heat of our fear."
"Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us."
"It kills for pleasure,"
"He was skinned alive!"
"it hunts for sport."
"It's killing us one at a time."
"We're all gonna die."
"But this time, it picked the wrong man to hunt."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9AT3tQGbIk
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Predator 2
"It landed in the world's most forbidding jungle. It came for the thrill of the hunt. It chose us as its prey, because of our intelligences and violent nature."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPlSNCoUNXE
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Aliens
"Any questions? What is it, private?"
"How do I get out of this chicken s**t outfit?"
"You secure that s***, Hudson!"
"Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. A**holes and elbows! Hudson, come here, come here."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-GF1bnlLWY
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Robocop
"You crossed my line of death!"
"You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile!"
"Pakistan is threatening my border!"
"That's it buster - no more military aid!"
"Nuke'em! Get them before they get you!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSSVt7Mfkk
Robocop 2
"MagnaVolt, the final word in auto security. No embarrassing alarm noise, no need to bother the police... and it won't even run down your battery."
"MagnaVolt... Lethal Response!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w39o6eSI06Y
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The Paper Chase
"You won't find it in the casebook Mr. Brooks, it's just a hypothetical... I am waiting Mr. Brooks."
"Mr. Brooks, did you read this martial?"
"Yes I did read the martial, I memorized the facts, I have a photographic memory-"
"A What?"
"A photographic memory."
"... Would you repeat that?"
"A photographic memory."
"A photographic memory is of absolutely no use to you Mr. Brooks, without the ability to analyze that vast mass of facts between your ears! Did you hear me Brooks?"
"Yes sir."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rFRBWq2puw
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Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Del... why did you kiss my ear?"
"Why are you holding my hand?"
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows!"
"Aaaaaa!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2pu0m9iTo4
"What the hell you driving here?"
"We had a small fire last night, but we caught in the nick of time."
"You've got no outside mirror?"
"No we lost that."
"You have no functioning gauges?"
"No, not a one. However, the radio still works. Funny as that may seem, with all this mess that the radio's the only thing that's really working good and it's as clear as a bell. Don't ask me how."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKtFIgmoqoI
"Del, what are you doing here? You said you were going home, what are you doing here?
"I, uh... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for 8 years."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJzNNpUFsU
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The Thing
"I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed whatever it is."
"Bennings go get Childs."
"Mac wants the flamethrower!"
"Mac what's the what?"
"That's what he said, now move!"
"Damn it!"
"Stay back!"
"Mac what is it?"
"NO! Mac no!"
"Get you're ass over here! Burn it! Damn it Childs touch it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgFKdWcKXY
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The Enforcer
"Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off, you can, but don't do it with me."
"That's it, Callahan! You just got yourself a 60-day suspension!"
"Make it 90!"
"180! Give me your star."
"Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain."
"What did you say?"
"I said stick it in your ass."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c910pWbp5JY
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Dirty Harry
"Drop the gun creep! Hehehe! I'll blow his brains out! Hehehe! Drop the f***ing gun! Hehehe!"
"Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Your thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfkoFA7UCY
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Dredd (2012)
"Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dreed."
"Let him talk"
"In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma is not the law... I'm the law. Ma-Ma is a common criminal; guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as Slo-Mo, and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you Ma-Ma... judgment time."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRim15-yOs
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Gone in 60 seconds (1974)
"I should have read my horoscope this morning."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1gWTgxYwk
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
"Garbage day!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
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best line from the movie
Remy le Beau : Do i owe you money?
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The Monster Squad
"Rudy, question."
"Shoot."
"Know any virgins?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTlKU9BEGos
That would make an interesting Pepsi commercial
"Pepsi, know any virgins?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dflQmHPiafc
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The Jackal
"Well, Lamont, gonna have to speed test it now."
"Mmm, speed test."
"So... run..."
"Hehehe! What do you mean?"
"I mean run, now... run to your right! ...Get up, get up! Alright good, stop there! Just stop there! Turn around! Hold out that pack of cigarettes! Don't be afraid! Stand very still! Stand still! [blows Lamont's right arm off]... I told you it was off. Move over by the car! Quick, before you pass out!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXdB_AYiDs
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The Princess Bride (1987) UK Version Film Trailer
"What's it about?"
"It's about this beautiful girl named Buttercup and her true love Wesley. Since the invention of love there have been seven truly great romances. Wesley and Buttercup's was easily in the top three."
"Hold it! Hold it! Is this a kissing book?"
"Wait, just wait."
"Surrender!"
"Death first!"
"You think it's easy to hang onto a good relationship?"
"Wesley!"
"This guys Wesley has to climb up the cliffs of insanity."
"Inconceivable."
"Duel to the death... battle a giant."
"Inconceivable."
"and wrestle a very large rat... and all this in the first two chapters!"
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."
"There's a miracle man."
"What? What?"
"Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?"
"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed."
"An evil genius."
"You're that smart?"
"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons."
"Did I mention there was a giant?"
"Yes grandpa."
"Alright, alright."
"There's also a major case of revenge going on here."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"And maybe just a little bit more romance."
"Do we have to hear the kissing part?"
"Someday, you may not mind so much."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iu_rGIexYA
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The Last Unicorn
"No, can it truly be? Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been?"
"Don't you talk to her that way!"
"I'm here now."
"And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!"
"... Can you really see her? Do you really know what she is?"
"If you had been waiting to see a unicorn, as long as I have..."
"She's the last unicorn in the world."
"It would be the last unicorn that came to Molly Grue. It's all right, I forgive you."
"Well, it's time for us to go now."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvWmJREROY
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"Im supposed to pay rent......but i dont"
"were Werewolves not swear wolves"
What we do in the Shadows, i highly recommend this mockumentry about 3 vampires living in a house together in New Zealand
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Sleeping Beauty
"It's incredible! 16 years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere?"
"Yep, yep, uh, everywhere, we all did."
"And what about the town? The forests? The mountains?"
"Yeah, we searched mountains, uh, uh, uh, uh forests, and, uh, houses, and uh- Let me see, uh... and all the cradles."
"Cradle?"
"Yep, yep. Every cradle."
"CRADLE?! Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby."
"Fools! IDIOTS! IMBECILES!!"
"Oh, they're hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil. My pet, you are my last hope. Circle far and wide. Search for a maid of 16, with hair of sunshine gold and lips red as the rose. Go, and do not fail me."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JPuJXKYB-U
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Bean
"Oh Jesus, oh God, oh, oh Jesus, God oh, Marry mother Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth!"
"I've just got to calm down, ok, ok, give me one more look at the painting... oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGnIRV4bVy0
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Beetlejuice
"I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll... Chew on a dog! ARH-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlj-btwi6o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlj-btwi6o)
"We've come for your daughter Chuck, WAAHAHAHAH?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcf227lWEek (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcf227lWEek)
"Go ahead…make my millennium!"
"Hey Adam, nice move!"
"Adam, why did you build that?"
"I didn't!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U4a_Pyw47Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U4a_Pyw47Q)
"I'm the ghost with the most babe."
"This dead thing... it's just too creepy."
"Could you help me get out of here?"
"I wanna get in."
"... Why?"
"Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and s*** like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell."
"Turn around and look behinde you!"
"Hi, how are you?"
"Beetle!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz15PudXkXM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz15PudXkXM)
"Sounds like Lydia got an A on the math test. Jeez!"
"... He likes it."
"HEY! Sorry didn't see you sitting there."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVN-5-I5iBo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVN-5-I5iBo)
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Ghost
"Hey!"
"Get off my train!"
"No!"
"Show me how you do that! I wanna learn and I'm not leaving till you teach me!"
"Get off!"
"No!"
"Get off!"
"... you stubborn a**hole!"
"Hehehe! What are you doing? The hell you think your doing? You're trying to move it with your fingers. You can't push it with your finger, you're dead. It's all in your mind. The problem with you is that you still think you're real. You think you're wearing those clothes? That you're crouched on that floor? Bulls**t! You ain't got a body no more son. It's all up here now. You want to move something, you've got to move it with your mind. You gotta focus, you hear what I'm saying!"
"How? How do you focus?"
"I don't know how you focus... you just focus."
"How did you do that?"
"You take all of your emotions, all your anger, all your love, all your hate and push it way down here into the pit of your stomach, and then let it explode like a reactor, pow!"
"Hahahahah!"
"Don't laugh!"
"Way to go, kid."
"I did it! I did it!"
"Way to go."
"From your gut, like I told you. Give it time. What else have you got?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bajOUNg9_ms
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Major League
"S**t, I've been cut already?"
"Who the hell is that?"
"Get him a uniform."
"Yeah, would I bulls**t you about something like that?'
"You better, if you wanna make this team."
"Well you may run like Mays, but you hit like s**t."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH3I-IE0Xhw
"Okay Vaughn. They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son."
"Nice velocity."
"Sounded like it."
"How much?"
"96."
"Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody."
"Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball, don't give me this Olay bulls**t."
"Jesus, this guy hits a ton, how come no one else picked up on him?... Oh."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBaNdHqC_Yo
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First Blood
"John Rambo, a drifter, just passing though their town."
"Morning! Headed north or south?"
"North."
"Jump in, I'll make sure you're headed in the right direction."
"You got some place I can eat around here?"
"There's a diner about thirty miles up the highway."
"Is there a law against me getting something here?"
"Yeah, me."
"They knew he was innocent."
"I'm starting to dike you, a lot!"
"And they didn't give a damn."
"John Rambo, one man who's been pushed too far."
"You're finished! You've gone as far as you're gonna go!"
"He was hunted, trapped!"
"And forced to fight back."
"Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
"Teasle you and all your men couldn't handle him before and what makes you think you can handle him now? Because god knows what damage he's prepared to do."
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare."
"Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"
"You send that many, don't forget one thing... a good supply of body bags."
"Sylvester Stallone, this time he's fighting for his life."
"First Blood"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqLKlxY3Eo
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Assassins
"Look uh, I am how you say, dead tired, so save the chick chat for someone else."
"You can't shoot me through the glass. Bulletproof, so I get out, pow! You got me, no... so, now what?"
"Let me see, you rolled some cabbie, then waited for the right call. That's genius, man. And then you got the balls to sit there and bull**t with me, no way I could've done that, no way."
"Drive, number 13 looks tired. Maybe she needs to rest. Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN-3Xawxg0A
"F**k! S**t! Motherf***er! F**k! S**t!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_WDcXy2j4
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Rocky
"Hey, you got something for me?"
"There was some guy from Miles Jergens came by lookin' for ya. They're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo Creed."
"You're putting me on, when were they here?"
"About an hour ago."
"Hey, they must be lookin' for sparring partners for Creed."
"I already said that before, you dumb Dago!"
"You know, I been coming here for six years and for six years you been sticking it to me. I wanna know how come."
"You don't wanna know."
"Yeah, I wanna know how come."
"You wanna know?"
"I WANNA KNOW!"
"Okay, I'll tell ya! Because you had the talent to become a good fighter! And instead of that you became a leg-breaker for some cheap, second-rate loan shark!"
"It's a living."
"It's a waste of life!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYsTMfcwXKk
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American Pop
Zalmie should have been a star
"The kid's a genius!"
But there were complications
Benny could have been famous, but life got in the way
Tony had a brush with success
"You the one who writes the songs?"
"Don't you know I'm nothing without you!"
But had to let it go
"I want you to play one of my songs."
So it was up to Pete, to grap it, hold it, and make himelf heard
"Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves"
One family
"It's the music I love."
4 generations
"This isn't work, this is play."
In love with the sound of American Pop
"Purple haze, all in my brain"
Ralph Bakshi, the creator of Fritz the Cat and Lord of the Rings now takes modern animation a quantum leap forward with a motion picture of incredible beauty and remarkable power.
"Don't you want somebody to love, don't you
Need somebody to love, wouldn't you
Love somebody to love, you better find somebody to love"
Whether you dance to it, drive to it, sing with it or swing to it. If you can crank it up, plug it in, or switch it on. If it assaults your senses, rocks your body, or touches your soul... it's American Pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEbGULbKCU
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The Wild Bunch
"Come on get it, ya bastards!"
"Bi**h!"
"Come on you lazy bastard!"
"Give 'em hell Pike!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMxGFco57Y
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Aliens
"Guess she don't like the cornbread, either."
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Platoon
"Hey King, you know I can't stop thinking about that ambush man. I just feel like I... I could done-"
"F**k that... it don't mean nothin'. Ain't no such thing around here as a coward. You done the best you could. Next time... you do better."
"History man... history."
"I think I'm starting to feel that stuff."
"You getting there Taylor!"
"I'm glad I ain't going with them. Somewhere out there is the beast and he hungry tonight."
"You been smoking too much of this s**t. Gotta control that, bring a man down."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO7KuOLVMk0
"Nah, it's not just me. It's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted. People like Barnes just go on making up the rules any way they want. So what do we do? Sit in the middle and suck on it. We just don't add up to dry s**t, King."
"Whoever said we did, man? All you got to do is make it outta here... and it's all gravy. Every day, the rest of your life - gravy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NHuuuklYQ
"I gotta didi man, look I'll send you a postcard, as soon as I get me some. I'll send you some new tapes too man. That new guy Jimi Hendrix, whew! You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm ok."
"Remember now take it easy, don't think too much, don't you be no fool."
"GOODBYE MOTHERF***ER!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO7KuOLVMk0
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The Enforcer
"What?"
"You're being transferred to personnel."
"Personnel? That's for a**holes!"
"I was in personnel for ten years."
"... Yeah."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvG3R-xOMzE
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Forrest Gump
"Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up."
"Get down! Shut up!"
"So we did. Now, I don't know much about anything, but I think some of American's best young men served in this war. There was Dallas, from Phoenix, Cleveland, he was from Detroit, and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from."
"One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rain there is. Little bitty stingin' rain... and big ol' fat rain. Rain that flew in sideways. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath."
"Get that pig up here, God damn it!"
"Forrest, are you OK?"
"Forrest! Run, Forrest!"
"I gotta find Bubba!"
"Then Bubba said something I won't ever forget."
"I want to go home."
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was gonna be a shrimpin' boat captain, but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdcFF5ePajc
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Apocalypse Now
"Never get out of the boat! I gotta remember! Gotta remember! Never get out of the boat!"
"Chef, what happen, how many is it?"
"A f***ing tiger!"
"What?"
"Tiger?"
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were going all the way."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFvAaO9j8M
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Demolition Man
"That's right. You see, according to Cacteau's plan. I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to, okay pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cacteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other option: come down here, maybe starve to death."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMI_26oljqs
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Forrest Gump
"Now, me, I was scared, but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad."
"Come on! You call this a storm?! Blow, you son of a b***h! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! You'll never sink this boat! AAAAhahaha!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZH9ebAZouk
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Tango & Cash
"Okay, let's do it."
"10-4, 20 William 12. We have you are eastbound, pursuing tanker truck. Backup is available. Air Unit 3 is in the area."
"I can see it but I can handle this myself!"
"This is Air Unit 3. Forget it, Tango. We'll take from here. Drop back!"
"God damn it I've been on this case for 3 months! Alright, I'm going around!"
"We're out of our jurisdiction Tango, Sheriff and CHP are on the way. Whatever you goona do, do it now... and good luck."
"Thanks, over."
"Glad you could drop in. You like jewelry?"
"F**k you!"
"I prefer blondes. Do the honors."
"Ray."
"Hey captain."
"What the hell is going on here?"
"I'm just letting the locals do their thing."
"You blew out the window of this truck."
"I noticed."
"You got two guys laying on the road."
"I noticed."
"Federal highway and we're out of our jurisdiction."
"That's true."
"So what the hell is going on?"
"I heard a rumor about this truck."
"What about this truck?"
"It's not a truck."
"It's a gas truck."
"No, it's a major moving violation."
"He thinks he's Rambo."
"Rambo...is a p***y."
"What do you know, it's snowing! Anybody want to get high?"
"I'll be damned!"
"Not bad for a city guy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsGq4_19p6Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsGq4_19p6Q)
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Geronimo
"You were right to fight the White-Eye. Everything they said to me was a lie."
"You helped them... I will hate you forever."
"There are so few of us left... we should not hate each other. She has the coughing sickness. She will die soon. Maybe the baby, too. No one knows why the One God let the White-Eye take our land. Why did there have to be so many of them? Why did they have so many guns, so many horses? For many years, the One God made me a warrior. No gun, no bullets, could ever kill me. That was my power... Now my time is over. Now, maybe, the time of our people is over."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9ayskmzLw
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Paths of Glory
"I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man and you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TggLQHVcV_U
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Beyond the Mind's Eye
"You are now entering a world inside the essence of your imagination... look within your dreams, they can take you Beyond the Minds Eye."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKJzZQ9Ln-Y
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My Science Project
"Dust it off Mikey! Dust it off!"
"I'm movin!"
"Come on! Dynamite! Dynamite!"
"Dynamite!"
"Vinnie you know what you're doin'?
"Yeah, sure Mikey, we do it all the time back in Brooklyn!"
"Uh Mikey, come on I thought your G-Toe had more meat under the hood than this!"
"Go, baby! Go! Go Baby! Go! Go!"
"Come on, baby. Come on!"
"Hit the blower!"
"OK, hold on!"
"Whoa! Now we are talking hyperspace!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tv6Bd_4KVY
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Cop
"Don't... even think about it... get up!"
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Aren't you going to read me my rights? Cuff me? Take me into custody?"
"Why, so you can sit in a comfortable cell, let your smart-ass lawyer cop an insanity plea, is that the idea, hmm?"
"What's it to you Hopkins? You're a cop, you gotta take me."
"Well there's some good news and there's some bad news... the good news is you're right - I'm a cop and I've gotta take you in. The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a f**k!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCL__BBD6c
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Big Trouble in Little China
"It's gonna take crackerjack timing Wane."
"Total concentration. You ready, Jack?"
"I was born ready!"
"It's all in the reflexes."
"China is here Mr. Burton."
"What does that mean? huh? 'China is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means! All I know is this Lo Pan character comes from out of thin air in the middle of a goddamned alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires, cutting everybody to shreds... and he just stands there, waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him?! With light coming out of his mouth?!"
"Hey, I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
"We may be trapped!"
"Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGwsdaeQo
"Ah, s**t!"
"Peasant magic."
"You never could beat me, Egg Shen."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dME9-07ZvJI
"Won't solve anything, Dave. Too many people around here have been droppin' like flies already and where's that gettin' us, huh? Nowhere. Fast. Nah, you know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
"Who?"
"Jack Burton! Me! Old Jack always says, what the hell."
"Good knife. Goodbye, Mr. Burton."
"It's all in the reflexes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGwsdaeQo
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The Naked Gun
"It's ok, normally you would not be going 65 down the wrong way of a one way street. Apply the brakes. Now put it in reverse."
"Ya dumb broad!"
"Stephie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger... very good, well done."
"Nothing to see here!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6A6t55qXk
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Fifty Shades of Drebin
"There's really not that much to know about me and look at me."
"Mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack? A man's got to go comfortable."
"To what do you owe your success?"
"Uh, I carry a big gun."
"It must be really boring."
"I can't seem to straighten it out. I may have yanked it too much, maybe."
"Then don't."
"It was like a dream, there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face."
"Nice beaver."
"and a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room."
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible."
"Enlighten me then."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCDMufbYWo
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The Fifth Element
"So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?"
"... Thrilled." [echo]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQEwaRVhWcc
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Dr. Strangelove
"Well, I, I would hate to have to decide... who stays up and... who goes down."
"Well, that would not be necessary, Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition [involuntarily gives the Nazi salute and forces it down with his other hand]. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do, ha, ha. But ah, with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years."
"But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief-stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?"
"No, sir... excuse me [punches his right arm]... when they go down into the mine, everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! [involuntarily gives the Nazi salute agian, forces it down with his other hand and they fight each other] Ahhh!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iesXUFOlWC0
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Addams Family Values
"Children, why do you hate the baby?"
"We don't hate him, we just want to play with him."
"Especially his head."
"Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you?"
"Yes."
"Do you think when a new baby arrives, another child has to die?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's just not true. Not anymore."
"It's just sibling rivalry. Gomez, do you remember what we were like? I hated you!"
"I despised you."
"I choked him till he lost consciousness and had to be put on a respirator."
"I tied him to a tree and pulled out four of his permanent teeth."
"When he was asleep, I opened his skull, and removed his brains!"
"You did?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Brother!"
"Brother!"
[Gomez throws Uncle Fester against the wall and throws knifes around his body]
"Children, you see?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnsMLY7iVZM
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Addams Family Values
"It works on cats!"
"Such alterations can become permanent."
"Permanent?"
"Those golden curls?"
"Those rosy cheeks?"
"That smile?"
"These terrifying changes are most often the result of a troubled family life. Separations--"
"Separations? You mean..."
"Fester!"
"Bingo! This kid knows that something is not right around here. Unless Fester comes back, we're talking dimples."
"Not in this house!"
"He could stay this way for years. Forever. He could become... a lawyer..."
"I won't listen!"
"An orthodontist..."
"Mama, stop!"
"... President."
"Please! I beg you! Take me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00r70GUszcQ
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Highlander
"Hello pretty."
"Ever play chicken?"
"Excuse me!"
"Sing along."
"SHHHUUUUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUUUP!"
"SHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUP!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtU5Ow61dxk
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In the Line of Fire
"What do you think I ought to do here Frank?"
"Make sure the body doesn't wash up on shore."
"I want you to pop him for me, okay? You see I think maybe you're with him."
"Look you came to me, remember?
"So pop him, show me I'm a**hole."
"I'm just a businessman."
"So pop him... and let's do some business."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhF5CFFW4s
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Aliens
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
"You're just too bad."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYkxCzBszOQ
"Hey, Bishop. Do the thing with the knife."
"Hey, what are you doing, man?"
"What are you doing?"
"Don't move."
"Quit messing, Drake! Bishop! Hey, man!"
"Do it, Bishop."
"Hey, not me, man!"
"Yeah, you. Don't move."
"Trust me."
"Aaaaggghhhhhh!"
"All right, knock it off."
"Thank you."
"Enjoy your meal."
"That wasn't funny, man."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT0epw9P7-o
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The Thing
"I'm going to hide this tape when I'm finished. If none of us make it, at least there'll be some kind of record. The storm's been hitting us hard now for... 48 hours, we still have nothing to go on. One other thing, I think it rips through your clothes when it takes you over... Windows found some shredded longjohns but the nametag was missing, they could be anybody's. Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired... there's nothing more I can do, just wait... R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7hyzPIbp0
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Mad Max: Fury Road 80's Style Trailer
"In the not too distant future, there will be no civilization, there will be no heroes. In the not too distant future, there will only be mad men."
"It is by my hand! You will rise! On this world!"
"The only weapon, 600 horsepower of fuel injected vengeance."
"Mad Max, the maximize force of the future."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC951npS6Uc
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Magnum Force
"This is a 44. Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6XbwwbJ1g
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Firefox
"Must think in Russian, think in Russian."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky-uzsw0kqw
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Night of the Comet
"You're crazy!"
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a f***!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_B3-sA3HdA
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Terminator DVD Menu
"Cyberdyne systems, Terminator online"
"Lock on target"
"Terminator online"
"Online"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smvZEQUtsSc
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It's a Wonderful Life
"Get me... I'm givin' out wings!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcB4XXGr1us
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Eeyore Quotes
"End of the road. Nothing to do, and no hope of things getting better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQI0E1WCLMU
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Blade Runner
"One-one-eight-seven at Unterwasser."
"That's the hotel."
"What?"
"Where I live."
"Nice place?"
"Yeah, sure I guess, that part of the test?"
"No, just warming you up, that's all."
"Oh. It's not fancy or anything."
"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-"
"Is this the test now?"
"Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-"
"What one?"
"What?"
"What desert?"
"It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical."
"But how come I'd be there?"
"Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling towards you-"
"Tortoise, what's that?"
"Know what a turtle is?"
"Of course."
"Same thing."
"I've never seen a turtle... but I understand what you mean."
"You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon."
"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?"
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping."
"What do you mean I'm not helping?!"
"I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon?... They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about... your mother."
"My mother?"
"Yeah."
"Let me tell you about my mother..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE_x3UC1f3o
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Scary Movie 2
"Hey! Would you shut the f**k up and let me sing!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djgxGAzyJs4
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American Pop (1981)
"Pizza man! We deliver!"
"Hey mooco man, what'd you got for us?"
"Oh man, do we need you!"
"Hey if anybody's got blow in this town, my man will."
"You got the coke daddy-o?"
"What'd do I look like man, a soda fountain?"
"Hey, what else you got there?"
"Songs!"
"You scoring songs now too?"
"Giving them away, a song announced!"
"By who?"
"Me!"
"You can keep the songs man."
"I will keep, the coke too!"
"Wait! Wait! Don't go away!"
"Come back here!"
"What is it Pete?" [Echoing]
"I have been running and fetching for you bunch of punks for 3 years now and I don't wanna be no candy man, no more!"
"You want more money?"
"It's not the money man!"
"Fine we'll get someone else!"
"Do it!"
"No wait!"
"Oh come on!"
"Alight Pete, what'd do you want?" [Echoing]
"I want you to play, one of my songs!"
"What? You mean record it?"
"Dig it!"
"No way man!"
"Mhm."
"Hey, look man, we'll listen to one."
"One?"
"Just one."
"Ok... ok."
"Pass'em out turkey."
"Hey, don't hurt yourself."
"I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants, points, hardly reknown
She was a black hair beauty with big dark eyes
Points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-PGUQgfld0
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The Wrong Guy
"Where you from?"
"Oh that doesn't matter, the real question is, where am I going?"
"Oh where you going?"
"Can't say."
"You know, I really appreciate what you did, but you probably shouldn't be picking strangers up off the highway."
"Oh, well, you know, normally I wouldn't, but I'm a very intuitive person, see, and there was something about you when you were standing out on the road that I trusted. You seem so... safe."
"Mm-hmm."
"Well, no, safe isn't the right word. You seem more, uh, like, um, harmless, innocuous, feeble, weak."
"Thanks, thanks."
"No! No it's me!"
"Really?"
"It's these damn eyes! There too sensitive to chemicals... and filthy towels."
"We can't afford any ice!" [Sobbing]
"... There, there... there, there."
"Gee, sure sounds like you folks could use some help around here."
"Yeah!"
"Well I better be going."
"Oh, this cracker is so filling, I don't think I could eat another bite."
"I will never forget these past 4 hours."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqvJ9Pp1a-w
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Remember me Eddie? When I killed your brother, I TALKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4B_jDp0ffI
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
"Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!"
"Faster, faster, faster, faster!"
"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?"
"Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing!
For the rowers keep on rowing!
And they're certainly not showing!
Any signs that they are slowing!" [INTENSE SCREAMING]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMFNQDtGin8
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
"What about the wedding? What was she wearing?"
"Don't torture yourself Frank, just put her out of your mind."
"I can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy? Do you know anything about him?"
"Not much. Just that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had."
"Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
"Well it's hard to tell."
"A roaming gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover..."
"Frank, get a hold of yourself!"
"No way for a man to die."
"You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I want to go."
"Frank! This is terrible!"
"Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband is gonna be all right. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind."
"He's right, Wilma, but I wouldn't wait till the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards."
"What I'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
"Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense."
"Wilma, I promise you, whatever scum did this, not one man will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. Let's grab a bite to eat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gob9NlqF7A
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is getting us nowhere. If we do nothing else this week, we must conceive at least one terrorist act that will show all the world that the United States, the great Satan, is but a paper tiger - a weak nation, a weak people, a people ripe for destruction. Cowards, no longer willing to fight, Ahhhh!"
"I knew it!"
"YEEEEAAAAAH!"
"Hey, who are you?"
"I'm Lt. Frank Drebin! Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nW7XvTYn0
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Dark City
"Shut it down! Shut it down forever!"
"You'll rise to greater heights than that my boy. One day when you're older, you'll understand."
"Remember."
"That's it, John. Practice makes perfect. Now, remember what I told you. Never talk to strangers."
"John, remember.'
"You're probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories. It's because I have inserted myself in them. They were fabricated to teach you about the Strangers. Give you a lifetime of knowledge in a single syringe."
"You will survive, John. You'll find strength within yourself. And you will prevail."
"Remember."
'Hi, Uncle Karl."
"Johnny!'
"Getting the hang of it, John. Maybe one day I'll be working for you."
"Here's the machine the Strangers use to amplify their thoughts, the machine that changes their world. You must take control of it. You must make the machine yours. I know you can beat them, but you must concentrate."
"Something's wrong."
"There is no time for romance John. The world can be what you make it."
"What have you done?"
"You have the power to make anything happen... but you must act, now!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E8s7UPlykQ
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The Terminator (1984) Future war Mono SDTK
"Still have to be careful because the HKs use infrared... but there not too bright. John taught us ways to dust them, that's when the infiltrators started to appear. Terminators were the newest. The worst."
"Reese, DN384."
"Right, let him in."
"Terminator! Terminator!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4ckHJ4dZA
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Léon: The Professional
"I don't give a s**t about sleeping, Leon. I want love... or death. That's it."
"Love or death. Get off my case, Mathilda. I'm tired of your games."
"It's a really great game, Leon. It makes people nicer, starts them thinking. The kind of game you love. If I win, you keep me with you. For life."
"And if you lose?"
"You'll go shopping alone. Like before."
"You're gonna lose, Mathilda. There's a round in the chamber, I heard it."
"So what? What's it to you if I end up with a bullet in the head, huh?"
"Nothing."
"I hope you're not lying, Leon. I really hope that down deep inside there's no love in you. Cos if there is just a little bit of love in you for me, I think that in a few minutes you're gonna regret you never said anything. I love you, Leon."
[at the last second, Leon pulls the gun away as it goes off]
"I win."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxEVIpoue0E
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Cliffhanger
"IF YOU WANT ME! I'M IN HERE!... I'm in here!... I'm in here!"
"You're making it too easy for me."
"No bullets b***h!"
"Now I'm going to ask you just three times, where's the money?"
"Sissy, you hit like a sissy."
"Wrong answer, motherf***er!"
"Get up! Now I'm going to ask you for a second time, Where. Is. The money?"
"Burned it!"
"WRONG ANSWER!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjpC3ULiYJM
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Predator
"Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here!"
"Over here, over here, over here."
"Turn around, turn around."
"Hahahahaha!"
"Turn around, turn around."
"Over here."
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Anytime......... anytime."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubjvigZCdH4
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Escape from New York
"In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises 400%. The once-great city of New York becomes the one maximum-security prison for the entire country. A 50-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline across the Harlem river and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. All bridges and waterways are mined. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison, only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple: Once you go in, you don't come out."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBWC2p_T738
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The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
I'm feeling blue
Just thinking of you
I get out of bed, wish I was dead
And I hope you do too
So I have givenup, I've thrown in the towel
I've taken all the pills the law will allow
And so I'm feeling blue, what else can I do?
A noose or a gun would get the job done.
"Sir?"
"Give me the strongest thing you've got."
[signals for a bodybuilder]
"On second thought, how about a black Russian."
"Very well sir." [looks at camera, shakes head]
I guess I'm just scawred.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_LwhHXoF_U
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Evil Dead II
"Gotcha, didn't I, you little sucker!"
"Old double barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come! See if we don't..."
[Ash falls on a broken chair and everything in the room, including Ash, starts laughing]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOpcdJ_V5_M
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Groundhog Day
"Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large coke."
"And some flapjacks."
"Too early for flapjacks?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhEwkNIcHUg
"Are any of you up for adoption?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-fyMqpuE0k
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The 'Burbs
"God damn it!"
"That piece of scum barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn! If I find one more, just one, I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut!"
"Smells like there cooking a god damn cat over there!"
"Well you're gonna pick up the mess because you are a garbage man."
"There goes the god damn brownies!"
"Whoa, about a nine on the old tension scale there, Rube."
"What have you got in the cellar hair klopek!"
"You keep a horse in the basement?!"
"You've had that in your trousers all day?"
"Hey, hey, hey Rumsfeld! Dude! What are you doin with a gun?"
"Shut up and paint your god damn house!"
"You got a lawsuit on your hands mister."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myFjQ6QHg2o
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Westworld
"Hold it!"
"Oh no... come on, not now, not you again. It's too early."
"Let me do it this time. Your move."
"I'm shot!"
"What?"
"I'm shot..."
"... John?... oh my god."
"... draw."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmuZWN6tGM0
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Evil Dead 2
"No!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Noo!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Nooo!!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Noooo!!!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Nooooo!!!!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Noooooo!!!!"
"Hail!" "Hail!"
"Nooooooo!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sid_jtqrtww
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Evil Dead II
"...Groovy."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIJTvEo4N4Q
"Hey, I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"
"Swallow this!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI981r9y9Ok
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The Three Amigos
"Hey, look at the two little sissies!"
[the two Germans shootup the place]
"This town is getting to rough for me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHzw3pXSBtc
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Home Alone
"I know I've heard that name Snakes before."
"Snakes? Snakes, Snakes, I dunno no Snakes."
"Snakes... lets get out of here."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re3MIrFE7ow
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Firefox
"Mother 1 never made it, well let's just say we gave it one hell of a try. [beep, beep] Missile cruiser, contact deadhead."
"Can't take evasive action, I'm too low on fuel. I'm going in, let's see what this baby can do."
"Now you've come, homing device just activated. Estimated 140 miles out, you see'em picking up infrared detection beams, they've got me locked on."
"Coming in at 20 feet, open system armed, rear defense system engaged, I hope it burns up the sky. There she is, picking up choppers now, I think I'll take one out."
"4 missiles launched... 2 of them... boy is this a machine."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5DsLow4SVQ
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Golgo 13: The Professional
Leonard Dawson is the richest man in the world. Power people make enemies, if an enemy becomes a problem, someone calls the professional, code name Golgo 13.
"Target, former Nazi SS captain, an art muller."
"I'll take the job."
He never kills for sport, he never misses the mark and he never gets involved
"Can't you let this one go?"
But this time, it's personal, the hunter has become the hunted. Because this time, he's the target.
"We found Golgo 13, he's preparing to shoot sir!"
"Go see if we've got him this time."
"We had him cornered, he was wounded and he was nearly captured."
"The next time either he dies, or you die."
"I wanna know who's really behind all this."
"Did you find out who ordered it?"
"I will not tolerate it a third time, do you understand me, the next time you fail is when you all die!"
"We have only one enemy, Golgo 13!"
"Kill him."
"GOOO!"
How long can the professional survive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFN-UYEVGg
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The Perfect Weapon
"Nobody home assh**e!"
"Expect us."
"Give me your money sucker!"
"You heared the man!"
"I'm gonna cut you motherf***er!"
"Is this what you want? Huh? You want this? You want my money? You want it, take it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q73_kg531lU
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The Outsiders
"You and the quite kid the one's who killed the Soc right?"
"Yeah?"
"Good going kid, Curly always said you were a good kid. Curly's in a reformatory for the next 6 months."
"The odds are about as even as we can get, you stick close to me kid."
"Don't you know a rumble ain't a rumble without me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HstGq5w9cVU
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Tall Tale
"Who are you?"
"I am a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and I wrassle--"
"You got a name, don't you?"
"I'm gettin' to that. I'm the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode North, South, East or West of the Rio Grande. I'm Pecos Bill."
"Yeah, and I'm Santy Claus."
"Friendly cuss, ain't he, Widow Maker?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO7hVfRi8Ro
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Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country
"I can see you Kirk!"
"Chang."
"Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in out time. Once more unto the breach, dear friends."
"In range?"
"Not yet, sir."
"Come on. Come on!"
"She'll fly apart!"
"Fly her apart, then!"
"Captain! She's packing quite a wallop. Shields weakening."
"Shields up! All right, now we're giving them something else to shoot at."
"Bones, where's my torpedo?"
"Bet you wish you'd stood in bed."
"I am constant as the Northern Star."
"I'd give real money if he'd shut up."
"Where's that damned torpedo?"
"She's ready Jim, lock and load!"
"Fire!"
"To be, or not ...to be."
"Target that explosion and fire."
"Fire!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSqCJ-UGYns
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Starman
"I must go."
"Take me with you!"
"I cannot."
"Please!"
"You will die there."
"I don't care!"
"I care. Now, tell me again how to say goodbye?"
"Kiss me... and tell me you love me."
"I love you."
"I'm never gonna see you again am I?"
"... No."
"I love you."
"Tell the baby about me."
"I will."
"What should I do with this?"
"The baby will know... goodbye Jenny Hayden."
"Goodbye."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJsCfnuytEk
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk requesting security access. Computer, Destruct Sequence One, code one, one-A."
"Computer. Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineering Officer. Destruct sequence two, code one one-A, two-B."
"Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, acting science officer. Destruct sequence three, code one-B, two-B, three."
Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Awaiting final code for one-minute countdown.
"Code zero, zero, zero... destruct, zero."
Destruct Sequence is activated.
"Kirk, your time runs out."
"All set?"
"Aye sir."
"Commander, Klingon vessel. We are energising transporter beam. Now!"
"Transporter stand by!"
"My Lord, the ship appears to be deserted."
"How can that be? They're hiding!"
"Yes sir. But the bridge appears to be run by computer. It is the only thing speaking."
"Speaking? Let me hear."
"Nine... eight... seven... six... five..."
"Get out! Get out of there! Get out!"
"...one..."
"My god, Bones. What have I done?"
"What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSKXugQrP0
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Star Trek IV: The Vogue Home
"May fortune favor the foolish? ...Warp speed, Mister Sulu!"
"Warp two... warp three."
"Steady as she goes."
"Warp four... warp five... warp six! Warp seven! Warp eight!"
"There, heat shields at maximum!"
"Warp nine! Nine point two! Nine point three!"
"We need breakaway speed!"
"Nine point five! Nine point six! Nine point seven! Nine point eight!"
"I'm OK! I'm alright!"
"Steady!"
"Now, Mister Sulu!"
"Admiral, there be whales in here!"
"Admiral I should have never have left him there."
"I have no control, sir!"
"The mains are down, sir! Aux. power is not responding."
"My god, Jim, where are we?"
"But it is the human thing to do."
"Spock, you're talking about the end of everybody on Earth."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65nSJrF-zgw
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Dracula: Dead And Loving It
"I was just telling moth-- what was that?"
"What?"
"You just grab something from the table."
"I did not."
"Yes you did, I saw you, you, you put it in your mouth. I think it was an insect."
"Oh that was a Raspberry."
"Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries."
"Well it must have been a raisin, yes, it fell off the muffin. There, see, one is missing."
"There, you did it again!"
"What?"
"You, you just put a bug in your mouth, I-I-I think it was a spider!"
"I did not."
"Yes you did."
"I did not."
"Yes you did."
"I did not."
"Yes you did."
"I did not."
"Yes you did."
"I did not!"
"I tell you I saw you snatch a spider right out of the air and eat it!"
"Oh! Dropped my fork."
"Dropped it? You flung it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKbr8arXVJM
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Tron
"I've got a little challenge for you Sark, a new recruit. He's a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner. Train him for the games, let him hope for a while, then blow him away."
"You got it. I've been hoping you'd send me somebody with a little bit of guts. What kind of program is he?"
"He's not any kind of program, Sark, he's a User."
"A User!?"
"That's right. He pushed me in the real world. Somebody pushes me, I push back. So I brought him down here. What's the matter, Sark? You look nervous."
"Well, I...I was just... I don't know, a User, I mean... Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!"
"No one User wrote me. I'm worth millions of their man-years."
"What if I can't?"
"You'd rather take your chances with me!? Want me to slow down your power cycles for you?"
"Wait! I need that!"
"Then pull yourself together! Get this clown trained. I want him in the games until he dies playing. Acknowledge."
"Acknowledged, Master Control."
"End of line."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jUImuByIgA
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Scrooged
"Will you look at that! Where did they come from? Hey, you! Beat it!"
"Please?"
"Gilles, will you look at those filthy little creatures?!"
"Oh, Claire, Claire. They're just children."
"Please, darling. Don't tell me. I wasted 20 years of my life on those pathetic little creatures like those. Finally, thank God, a friend said to me, "Scrape 'em off, Claire. If you want save somebody, save yourself."
"... I'm sorry, Claire..."
"That was a lousy thing to do."
"Who's in there? What the hell are you saying? What? That I've died? Why are you showing me this stuff? I can't do anything dead. Why the hell you bother to show me this stuff? James help me. No, oh! Please don't let them burn me, James! Jimmy, don't let them burn me! Please don't let them burn me! I'm in here! Oh, God! Don't let them do it! Don't let them do it! I'm in here. No! I gotta live! I wanna live! Oh, God! I wanna live! I wanna live! I wanna live!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfIF4SF21NQ
"I'm alive! Holy S**t! What a break! I'm at work!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_4NFqnlrA
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Wrong Bet aka Lionheart
For Lyon, life has no mercy
"I never give up my family."
"I need to see my brother!"
"He needed you and you weren't there."
"Just give me one week to get the money for them, one week!"
"Your time was up in the desert!"
"No rules here man, anything goes."
"That 500 thousand won't goes as far as he thinks."
"Check it out Dorothy, we ain't in Kansas no more."
"I like the way you fought the other night."
"Who you betting on?"
"LIONHEART!"
There is no choice, he must win. Jean. Claude. Van. Damme. Wrong Bet! Van Damme, there all betting against him. Wrong Bet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRwZYiRR7MQ
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Dirty Harry/The Naked Gun
"Oh, Drebin!"
"Sir?"
"I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the South side, understand? That's my policy."
"When an adult male is chasing a female... with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
"That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of ''Julius Caesar'' you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HUAgp9Qxbo
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The Enforcer
"What do you want to be a cop for, anyway? Why aren't you married and having kids like everybody else?"
"Why aren't you?"
"Nobody in their right mind's asking."
"I make up names for things, for instance, you're Cold, Bold Callahan with his great big .44. Every other cop in this city is satisfied with .38 or 357, why do you carry that cannon?"
"So I can hit what I aim at, that's why. A 357 is a good weapon, but I've seen 38s careen off windshields. No good in a city like this."
"I see, so it's huh, it's for the penetration?
"Does everything have a sexual connotation with you?"
"Only sometimes."
"Want to go have a few beers?"
"Ok."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_1Ox9SvStE
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The Living Daylights
"Why didn't you learn the violin?"
"What happen?"
"Salt corrosion."
"What is this?"
"I've had a few optional extras installed."
"Amazing, this modern safety glass."
"Time to leave!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SedgdXlr4A
"Glad I insisted you brought that cello!"
"We've nothing to declare!"
"Just a cello!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QZuOQZ1HC4
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City Slickers
"Value this time in your life, kids. This is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your 20s are a blur. 30s, you raise your family, you make a little money... and you think to yourself "What happened to my 20s?" 40s, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud, one of your old girlfriend's from high school becomes a grandmother. 50s, you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a "procedure", but it's a surgery. 60s, you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. 70s, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale. You start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you'll have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. You spend most of your time in malls looking for the ultimate soft yoghurt and muttering "How come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The 80s, you'll have a major stroke, you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can't stand but who you call "Momma". Any questions?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PgbhbkSnbc
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UHF
George Newman, he starts where the others stop.
"Sex with furniture, what do you think?"
The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the mysteries of Al Capone's glove compartment.
"A-ha! Roaaad maps!"
He blew the lid off of Satanism!
"Look all I was trying to say was--"
"Oh shut up you pinhead! You make me SICK!"
Sometimes shocking, always controversial, he deals with topics the other talk shows are afraid to touch! He pries! He pokes! He digs deep! He gets the answers, he gets the facts, and most importantly, he gets the ratings!
"Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk!" [he's hit from behind with a chair]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH46Gc8fiPA
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Innerspace
"Okay, Jack, this is it, the doors are unlocked, this is your moment Jack, it all comes down to this. You're not the same man you were this morning are you Jack? You're better, you're stronger, you're a man in control of your destiny Jack! Psych yourself up Jack! See yourself opening the doors Jack! See yourself jumping from the truck Jack! Your not gonna bag groceries all your life are you Jack?! Are you? See yourself being a hero Jack! Psych yourself up! Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo! Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo! Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo! Can you do it Jack?! Can you see it Jack?! Can you see it?!"
"Yes! I can see it!"
"No, not yet! Wait until it stops!"
"Come back here you fool?"
"Jack! Jack do you see that truck?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_2MdSl-quA
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Boogie Nights
"Todd... Parker!"
"Rockin' Reed Rothchild!"
"Aww man! Woo-Hoo! Haha!"
"Amazing party, man! F**kin' chicks everywhere!"
"You bet. Courtesy of Jack Horner, thank you."
"I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there."
"Michelle; I'll introduce you."
"Sure, introduce her to my lap!"
"Haha, did you just get off of work, man?"
"Don't dance Sunday nights."
"Right."
"Who's 'vette is that out in the driveway?"
"DIRK!... I'm so jealous."
"Wow... that s**t's jammin', man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4-10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a dualplane manifold, full f***in' race cams. Whoa!"
"Yep!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpo_BO5vFII
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Armed and Dangerous
"I wonder what there saying?"
"I used to be able to read lips."
Hello, Mike, I hear you lost your p**is.
Oh, yes. Yes, I did. Have you seen it?
Yes, I believe I saw it with the cocktail wieners.
Oh, thank you very much. I better go look in the kitchen then.
"Or, words to that effect."
"Yeah, I'm glad I asked."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQkKAD3jYx0
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Wicked witchcraft and althoooough I knooooow it's strictly taboooooooo! When--"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE
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Ghost
"Go ahead, search, you'll never find it. They're gonna kill you, Carl. You and Willie. You're going to be fertilizer. They're going to bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa, hehehe! Yoo-Hooo!"
[Sam moves the chair and Carl turns off the computer. Sam turns the computer back on and types in MURDERER]
"Who's doing that?! Who's doing that?!"
[Sam types in his name and repeats it several times]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXUVamewOlM
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The Enforcer
"You really are a dirty bastard, ain't you, Harry?"
"The dirtiest."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkTv7Sm95-Y
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Back to the Future
"Well, I guess that's everything!"
"Thanks!"
"Thank you!"
[Marty grabs Doc and hugs him]
"See you in about 30 years!"
"I hope so!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_ZG1jp2mic
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Superman
[Superman screams that echoes as he flies into the sky over the death of Lois]
"My son, it is forbidden for you to interfere with human history!"
"There's one thing I do know, son, and that is you are here for a reason."
"It is forbidden!"
"All those things I can do, all those powers... and I couldn't even save him."
"It is forbidden! It is forbidden!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0
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Batman Returns
"Yeah, go ahead, hit me."
[Batman punches him but the thug just laughs it off]
"Hehehehe!"
[Batman looks down, causing the thug to notice that Batman put a bomb on him]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoF8TfcJeo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoF8TfcJeo)
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Spies like US
"Drive-in is close."
"We're with the Ace Tomato Company."
"All this cloak and dagger stuff, the military love it."
"Christ, would you look at this place."
"Mr. Ruby!"
"Sir!"
"Mr Keyes!"
"Yes sir!"
"Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?"
"Two Pepsi to go."
"Now what?"
"Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi"
"You do it."
"This way gentlemen."
"Welcome to womp."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJF0UuyG_k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJF0UuyG_k)
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Spies like Us
"I'm sorry I'm late, I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end, and I found out I received nothing... broke my arm."
"Oh, uh, would you hold my wallet while I take the test, please. There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?"
"So where do I-"
"Sir down!"
"Oh god the pressure! I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't! I can't do it! I can't-what page?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL9-7AeFD5w
"Where did the pulse go?"
[the pulse hits an MTV satellite and makes a TV explode]
"Wow!"
"Excellent!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raWZraPHLqM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raWZraPHLqM)
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Armed and Dangerous
"Raise your right hand, repeat after me!"
"I!"
"I!"
"State your name!"
"State your name!"
"Here's your diplomas, fill it out if your name is not on it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6keYvv2AE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si6keYvv2AE)
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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
"Mighty Kali, mightier than thou am I. Make obeisance to me."
[the Kali statue comes alive and Koura gestures for it to come down from the shrine]
"Dance! Dance for me!"
[the Kali statue dances by moving it's legs and 6 arms]
"Stop!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZzfQNzKMk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZzfQNzKMk)
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Hellraiser: Bloodline
"For god sake!"
"Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541-B8omEXA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541-B8omEXA)
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II
"Ah, Kirsty. We thought we lost you."
"So sweet of you to come back."
"How can it send us back child, we're already here, and so are you!"
"I didn't open the box!"
"Didn't open the box." And what was it last time, "Didn't know what the box was?" And yet, we do keep finding each other, don't we?
"Oh, Kirsty. So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it."
"Perhaps you're teasing us. Are you teasing us?"
"I've come for my father!"
"Ahahahahaha!"
"But he is in his own Hell, child, and quite unreachable."
"I don't believe you!"
"But it's true. He is in his own Hell, just as you are in yours."
"And what about you?"
"We have no more surprises."
"We've always been here."
"But please, feel free, explore. We have eternity to know your flesh."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BHau2nbJo
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"Well, Marie, once again, my dear, you were as right as rain. I am, without a doubt, the biggest pain in the butt to ever come down the pike. I meet someone whose company I really enjoy, and what do I do? I go overboard. I smother the poor soul. I cause him more trouble than he has a right to. God, I got a big mouth. When am I ever going to wake up? I wish you were here with me right now. But I guess, that's not gonna happen. Not now, anyway..."
"You're gonna freeze to death out there!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxW1MKK79u0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxW1MKK79u0)
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Time Bandits
"Help us! Please! Help us! Come on!"
"Who is that?"
"Return what you have stolen from me! Return! Return the map! It will bring you great danger! Stop! Now!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut23WARAm7A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut23WARAm7A)
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Tango & Cash
"Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently... and I wish I could be as forgiving... but I can't because... this whole thing... f**king sucks! I mean this is the biggest pile of s**t I've ever seen!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5UmBY35yY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5UmBY35yY)
"You wanna cut my throat, go ahead! You wanna cut my f***in' head off and use it for a f***in' basketball!? You can bowl with the motherf***er for all I care! Just don't let HIM do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant J**KOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN j**koff!"
"You f**king wanker!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2w1qm_zIWg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2w1qm_zIWg)
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Airplane!
"Donations for Reverend Moon?" (punched in the stomach and throws him to the ground)
"Jews for Jesus?" (kicked in the stomach)
"Read about Jehovah's Witness?" (uses him to kick someone else) "How about Buddhism?" (throws him to the ground)
"Help Jerry's kids?" (shocked to see what's going on)
"Scientology?" (throws him to the ground)
"More nuclear power?" (elbows him in the stomach and karate chops him on the back)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo)
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The Three Amigos
"Jefe, what's his name?"
"That's Paco."
"Paco! Take off your hat! Hold it up! Higher!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9lFV_an3cc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9lFV_an3cc)
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Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
"Whoooooa! That one is me right?"
"Station!"
"Not bad, how's it going, Good Robot Bill?"
"HOW'S IT DOING?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySnqiYi40sI
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Whoooooa!"
"Not bad!"
"Greetings, my excellent friends."
"Do you know when the Mongles ruled China?"
"Well... perhaps we can ask them. Bill S. Preston Esq and Ted Theodore Logan, gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report."
"What?"
"How?"
"Bill."
"What?"
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsFMJQHbMs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsFMJQHbMs)
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"Chewie! Chewie! Chewie!"
[Chewbacca shouts at Han]
"All right, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back and give you a hand!"
"You're imagining things!"
"Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?"
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"
"I can arrange that! YOU COULD USE A GOOD KISS!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31CfXFbA-4w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31CfXFbA-4w)
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American Graffiti
"Ooohh."
"Later."
"Alligator."
"Anybody else in there wanna go for a ride? You got nothin' to fear. I'm as harmless as a baby kitten."
"I'll go! I'll go!"
"Judy's sister will go with you, is that alright?"
"Yeah, sure. Judy, her sister, her mother. Anybody, I'll take 'em all. Listen, we'll go up and stop at that light, it'll turn red by the time we get there. All right? If you ever get tired of going steady with somebody that ain't around... I'm up for grabs."
"So, you're Judy's little... ah s**t! How old are you?"
"I'm old enough, how old are you?"
"I'm too old for you."
"You can't be that old."
"Listen, listen I think you better go back and sit with your sister. Where are they anyway? Are they comin' back? This is a joke, right? This better be a joke, 'cause I'm not drivin' you around!"
"But you asked me! What's the matter? Am I too ugly? Judy doesn't want me with her, and now you don't want me with you. Nobody wants me. Even my mother and father hate me. Everybody hates me."
"Na, they don't hate ya."
"You throw me out, I'll scream!"
"Oh no, no, stay cool, everything's all right. We'll find your sister, Can't be too hard to find. S**t! Hey, get down. Hey!"
"Is this what they call "copping a feel?"
"What? No! Get up. Jesus."
"What's your name?"
"My name? Mud... if anybody sees you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKfkvvtqN0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKfkvvtqN0)
"You got two seconds to get your ass over in your corner!"
"Don't worry, I won't rape you!"
"Hey! You got a b***hin' car."
"Yeah, I know."
"In fact, your car's so neat, we're gonna give you our special prize. You want me to give it to ya?"
"Hey, sweetheart, if the prize is you, I'm a ready Teddy."
"Well, get bent, turkey!" [she throws the water balloon and it hits Carol in the face]
"Hahahaha!"
"Very funny! What a chop! Ha-ha! Quit laughing! Lets catch them at the light and you jump out and flatten their tires.
"Hey, wait a minute."
"Just do what I say!"
"All right, boss."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z1PBPrjZPQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z1PBPrjZPQ)
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The Driver
"How do we know your that good?"
"Get in."
"Alright! We've taken enough of this s**t!"
"Alright! Alright! Alright! We believe you! We believe you!"
"Enough! Enough! Enough we'll ya!"
"Alright for Christ sake!"
"For Christ's sake!"
"Easy, easy."
"Better get new plates if you plan on taking it out again, people might be looking for you."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tna4pz2qkXs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tna4pz2qkXs)
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The Outsiders
"I would drive but the breaks went out on my car, almost killed me and Kathy the other night. You ought meet her brother, now there's a hood. Boy he's so greasy, he glides when he walks. [Two-Bit gives the middle finger to a passing car] He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut, hehehe!"
"No jabs before the rumble. You know the rules, ape-face."
"Check, check out their pants! Hahahaha!"
"You boys waiting for a flood? I hear they stamp your face into gorilla cookies."
"You can't win. You know that, don't you? It doesn't matter if you whip us, you'll still be where you were before - at the bottom. We'll still be the lucky ones at the top with all the breaks. It doesn't matter. The Greasers will still be Greasers, and the Socs will still be Socs. It doesn't matter. Anyway, thanks, Greaser. Hey, I didn't mean that. I meant, thanks, kid."
"It's been nice talking to you, Randy. My name's Ponyboy."
"Now get the hell out of here."
"So what did Mr. Super Soc have to say?"
"He ain't a Soc. Just a guy that wanted to talk, that's all."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOh9tG1xYxc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOh9tG1xYxc)
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The Wanderers
''Leave the kid alone!''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XtwFA3gcY
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The Wild One
"Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
"What've you got?"
"Hahahaha!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4NkkAQllfo
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American Graffiti
"You're an ogre, just like my father. He won't let me stay out late, or play records, or anything."
"Your father won't let you stay out late?"
"No, he's terrible. Once I was out late at a party and didn't end until late. He called the cops. Can you imagine? He had the whole police force there."
"By the way uh, where is it that you live, Carol?"
"Over on Ramona, why? Oh, no! Uh uh. You thought I'd tell you where I live? Not me. Not old Carol. The night is young and I'm not hittin' the rack till I get a little action. What do you keep lookin' at? Who's that? You know him? He's followin' awful close."
"Grab on to something."
"Hey, man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!"
"You'd have to do a hell of a lot more than that to scare me!"
"I been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell you I was looking for you?"
"Hey I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' around here backwards!"
"You're supposed to be the fastest thing in the valley man. But that can't be your car! It must be your mama's car! I'm sort of embarrassed to be this close to you!"
"I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!"
"Field car? What's a field car?"
"A field car runs through the fields, drops cow s**t all over the place to make the lettuce grow!"
"That's pretty good. I like the color of your car, man. What's that supposed to be? A cross between piss yellow and puke green, ain't it?"
"You call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I'll bet you gotta sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!"
"At least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by!"
"Oh funny, you know what?"
"Your car's uglier than I am! That didn't come out right."
"......."
"Come on, boy! Let's go! Prove it!"
"Why don't you go out and try to win yourself a few races? Then you come on back and I'll show you a few things!"
"Oh race him, you can beat him."
"That's a tough-lookin' girl you got with you, man! Tryin' to pick up a few extra bucks baby-sittin'? Hey doll, come and ride with me... in about ten years!"
"Leave her out of this! This is just between you and me!"
"Wow, he's really fast, isn't he?"
"Yeah, but he's stupid."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OoxzYqgNY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OoxzYqgNY)
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The Wanderers
♪Oh, walk, walk, walk, walk
Oh, walk, walk, walk man
Oh how you tried to cut me down to size
Tellin' dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up, don't bother
The world isn't comin' to an end
(He said)
Walk like a man, talk like a man
Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth
So walk like a man, my son
Oh, walk, walk, walk, walk
Oh
Bye bye baby, I don't-a mean maybe
Gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin'
Oh yeah, just look who's laughin' now
(I'm gonna)
Walk like a man, fast as I can
Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world forget about it, girl
And walk like a man from you
Oh, walk, walk, walk, walk
Oh, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk
Oh♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OL7_Xa1Q48 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OL7_Xa1Q48)
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American Graffiti
♪Some enchanted evening
You will see a stranger
You will see a stranger
Across a crowded room
And suddenly you'll know
That she is the one♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxP65isXSXw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxP65isXSXw)
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Back to the Future
"He can't play with his hands like that, and we can't play without him."
"Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there's no music, they can't dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history!"
"Hey man, the dance is over. Unless you know someone else who could play the guitar."
"This is for all you lovers out there!"
♪Earth angel, earth angel
Will you be mine
My darling dear
Love me all the time
I'm just a fool♪
"George, aren't you gonna kiss me?"
"I, I don't know."
"Scram, McFly. Cutting in"
"Hey boy, are you alright?"
"I can't play."
"George!" [Marty looks at the picture and he can see himself disappearing, along with his hand]
"Hahahaha!"
"George!"
"Hahahaha!"
"George..."
"Excuse me." [George shoves him to the ground and kisses Lorraine]
♪That I'll be the vision of your happiness
Oh, Earth Angel
Earth Angel
Please be mine?
My darling dear [Marty comes back and both his brother and sister show up in the picture again]
Love you all the time
I'm just a fool
A fool in love with you♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPrPfkT82Pw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPrPfkT82Pw)
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American Graffiti
"Uh, this is my, ahh, cousin, Carol. Carol, Linda, Al, I'm kinda babysitting."
"Babysitting!" [Carol slugs John on the arm]
"Yeah, Jesus--watch it, will yuh? Been hittin' me all night. Kids will be kids, you know." [Carol struggles to hit him and spills her coke all over the car]
"Watch out--damn it! Why don't you grow up for for Christ sake! We don't get along too well, you know how it is. It's been like this--"
"You spastic creep!" [Carol runs off]
♪(I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love)
(Chapter one says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter two you tell her you're)
(Never, never, never, never, never gonna part) [John goes looking for Carol]
(In chapter three remember the meaning of romance)
(In chapter four you break up)
(But you give her just one more chance)
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, wWho)
(Who wrote the book of love)
Baby, baby, baby
I love you, yes I do
Well it says so in this book of love
Ours is the one that's true
(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the book of love)♪
"Hi cousin, how's your bod?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GLhXtUgUg4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GLhXtUgUg4)
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American Graffiti
"Are you the Wolfman?"
"No man, I'm not the Wolfman."
"I can't talk for the Wolfman, but I can tell you one thing, if the Wolfman was here he say "get your ass in gear". The Wolfman comes in here occasionally... bringing tapes, you know, to check up on me and whatnot. And the places he talks about that he's been... the things he's seen. It's a great big beautiful world out there. And here I sit... sucking on Popsicle's."
"Why don't you leave?"
"I'm not a young man anymore. The Wolfman gave me my start in the business, and I like it. I tell you what. If I can possibly do it tonight... I'll try to relay this dedication in... and get it on the air for you later on."
"That would be terrific. Really. Thanks."
"Hahaha! Rock on, baby. We gonna do it right here. Rock 'n'roll yourself to death. Oh, mercy! Give me some more! My, my." [Curt, with a grin on his face, can see that he really is The Wolfman]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99z-H_NEccU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99z-H_NEccU)
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Alien
"Get to a doctor when we back home."
"Right."
"Whenever he says anything, you say "Right", Brett, you know that?"
"Right."
"Parker, what do you think, your staff just follows you around and says "Right"! Just like a regular parrot."
"Yeah, shape up! What are you, some kind of a parrot?"
"Right."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0chNOvdA7A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0chNOvdA7A)
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Spaceballs
"I'm a Mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
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Innerspace
"I need some aspirin."
"What?"
"Please I'm begging you for some aspirin!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQdfykYnjSc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQdfykYnjSc)
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Tequila Sunrise
"How's our friend?"
"Fine."
"Fine?"
"Aside from a concussion, powder burns and being generally pissed off, yeah."
"Did my name come up?"
"Repeatedly."
"Yeah, they're probably talking about me right now."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRMDpWu2nCk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRMDpWu2nCk)
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The Thing
"Nauls, will you turn that crap down? I'm trying to get some sleep, I was shot today!"
"Oui, Bwana. Will do."
♪Very superstitious, writings on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout' to fall
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past
When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way
Hey, hey, hey
Very superstitious, wash your face and hands♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW4dVh_hHik (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW4dVh_hHik)
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Big Trouble in Little China
"What is that, huh? Sounds like..."
"Something breathing underwater."
"Yeah."
[Their attacked by some type of monster]
"You will come out no more!"
"What?! Huh?! What won't come out no more?!"
"Come on!"
"Damn it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSNiqt-zH4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSNiqt-zH4)
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OFFICIAL TRAILER - IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS - '80s HORROR DOC
The following film has been rated R restricted by the motion picture industries rating system. Showtime recommends children under 17 view this picture only in the company of an adult.
"Be afraid, be very afraid."
"The hell are we dealing with?"
"Evil."
"We have such sights to show you."
"It knows what scares you, it has from the very beginning."
"Sometimes, dead is better."
"Show me."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass!"
"Lets dance!"
"Groovy."
"I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering!"
"Fashion your seat-belts!"
"You looking for me?"
"Is he dead?"
"Not anymore."
"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires."
"Finger licking good!"
"It's showtime."
"There here."
"That's disgusting."
"Wolfman's got nards."
"Kick him right in the balls!"
"Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!"
"I realize you must have gone through hell."
"Gone? B***h we're still here!"
"Swallow this."
"It's time to join the club."
"Adiós!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_8WA44HwU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_8WA44HwU)
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Wolf
"Yo, you wanna loan us some money?"
"All of you?"
"Yeah!"
"We all need some money."
"Well, I got about a thousand dollars in my wallet, how much would you like to borrow, 5 dollars? 10?"
"Cut the bulls**t and give me the wallet!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MTjr6L8jPI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MTjr6L8jPI)
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Aliens
"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?"
"I like to keep this handy [cocks the shotgun], for close encounters."
"I hard that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i33DX9Wjd7E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i33DX9Wjd7E)
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The Gate
"In a time before the Earth, before the sun, before the light of the stars. When all was chaos and evil, forgotten gods ruled the darkness. But what was theirs now belonged to the world of light and substance, mankind. There is a passageway between are our physical world of light and pleasure, and their spiritual world of madness and pain. A gate, behind which the demons wait, wait for the chance to take back what was once theirs. The Gate!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D1Z8O9T6_w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D1Z8O9T6_w)
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Communion
"I must be a awake, is that what you mean?... I must be a awake."
"I am the dreamer. You are the dream."
"Look, the only thing that really matters here is what I'm about to show you. Boo!"
[the alien has it's mask taken off by another]
"That's not it. I didn't come all this way, for you to tell me that that's what it is. Is there something under that? Because I don't believe that one. It's like a... box, a Chinese box. You open it, and there is another one inside, and there is another one inside, you're not gonna let me see you who are you?"
"It is a Chinese box and you're not gonna be allowed to see it, OK? So, just get that clear."
"You are not gonna let us see you. That's a good idea."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojkdW5UC_BQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojkdW5UC_BQ)
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The Return of the Living Dead
"You can hear me?"
"Yeesssss!"
"Why do you eat people?"
"Not people, brains!"
"Brains only?"
"Yeesss."
"Why?"
"The paiiiinn!"
"What about the pain?"
"The pain of being dead!"
"... it hurts to be dead."
"I can feel myself rot."
"Eating brains, how does that make you feel?"
"It makes the pain, go away!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICP8DcYHf4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICP8DcYHf4)
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Heavy Metal
"Hey, she's tough."
"Maybe she wants to fight?"
"Maybe she wants to take us all on?"
"You'll find them over there, beyond the oasis, towards the green glow."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjvGonotgLU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjvGonotgLU)
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The One
"I am Yulaw! I'm nobody's bi**h. You are mine. I don't need to know you. You only need to know me. I will be The One!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rtDIo0QnOA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rtDIo0QnOA)
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Superman II
"Oh, God."
"Zod."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu_eNecYFlA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu_eNecYFlA)
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Terminal Velocity
"Oh, sh*t!"
"We finally got that tandem jump in!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBb1Dcd0GM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBb1Dcd0GM)
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National Lampoon's Vacation
"I think your all f***ed in the head."
"This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun."
"You'll be whistling "Zippity Doo Da" out of your a**holes!"
"Don't TOUCH!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3wNGUJZgU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3wNGUJZgU)
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Carlito's Way
"No room in this city for big hearts like hers... sorry, baby, I tried the best I could. Honest. Can’t come with me on this trip, though... gettin' the shakes now. Last call for drinks. Bar's closin' down. Sun's out. Where we goin' for breakfast? Don't wanna go far... rough night. Tired, baby... tired..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqDw22MyPrg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqDw22MyPrg)
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Starman
"Define Love."
"Love is, um... it's when you care... more for someone else than you do yourself. But its not just that its... its when someone isn't... a part of you, and when they..."
"What?"
"Scott is dead. He was killed in an accident. When someone you love... dies... oh s**t, s**t."
"Define s**t."
"Don't say that, it's not a nice word."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_xpp7rOUY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_xpp7rOUY)
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You must watch a lot of movies. LOL
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Well, not as much as you would think, if you were to compare me to people like James Rolfe (The Angry Nintendo Nerd) and Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic), now they've watched a lot of movies, far more than I have.
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*chuckles* I don't know who those guys are .... but I do love movies. As in, I could make it a hobby but I'm a tad too fussy as far genre's and things like that go.
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There just people who became famous on Youtube, I'm not subscribed to them but I've seen several of their videos. While I do like talking about Gambit and comics in general, but when I first came here I noticed that hardly anyone was posting in this section of gambitguild.com, so I thought that someone has to keep this section alive and I like posting my favorites lines from films, TV, and video games.
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All good. Your enthusiasm for this section is inspiring. It's nice to talk about other things even if I can't get any dialogue rolling for my other things I like when it comes to TV, Movies or Music.
I applaud your efforts. When I was contemplating (and still am) what I want to do here, I thought of you because you maintain these sections so well.
Wished we could talk about TV shows or movies more often. Is what it is. LOL
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Thank you Nekobaghira, I do my best and I appreciate you giving that some thought. Now, back to movie quotes
The Outsiders
"You'll never get me alive!"
"It's not loaded! Don't shoot!"
"Not Dally too!"
"He's just a kid!"
"Pony"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0tLCkEgrQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN0tLCkEgrQ)
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Soylent Green
"They're making our food out of people. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like cattle, for food. You've gotta tell them, you've gotta tell them!"
"I promise Tiger, I promise. I'll tell the Exchange."
"You tell everybody. Listen to me Hatcher! You've gotta tell 'em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA-hamZ0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA-hamZ0)
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ha ha! Soylent Green .... That is a pretty horrible film but some darn funny over the top acting. Charlton Heston was freakin' hilarious.
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I only watched the film once and that wasn't until the early 2000s.
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The Shawshank Redemption
"What the Christ is this happy horses**t?"
"He took the lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!"
"You'll be tellin' him about my baton up your ass!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Utop2U6Zgo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Utop2U6Zgo)
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This one is a fav of mine. The movie is ridiculous.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (Across the 8th Dimension
Buckaroo Banzai - "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don’t be mean; we don’t have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
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Tombstone
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yfr_Zj1iU4
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Tombstone
"You tell'em I'm coming and hell is coming with me you hear? Hell is coming with me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yh7Cdm2GgY
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Road House
"You are such an a**hole!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sedNlphvmHU
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Road House is one of my all-time favorite movies. I never pass up a chance to watch it when I see that it is on. The amount of memorable quotes in it is insane.
A few of my faves:
Pain don't hurt.
That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.
Be nice. . .
This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".
Damn, that hurts doesn't it?
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It was one of many martial art films that I would watch with my dad when I was younger.
Who can forget the classic line from that film
"It's my way or the highway."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQb6WOqnaW4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQb6WOqnaW4)
"This is our town and don't you forget it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCZStp0Z_xg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCZStp0Z_xg)
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This always makes me laugh. From Clue. And sometimes I can't help myself and think that in rl when some folks are telling a really long story. LOL
"To make a long story short"
"Too late"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCP2QQH4uuQ
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American Pop
"Hey, you little Pete?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, well I've got something for you. Hey he said not sell it all in one place. Oh, and he said to give you this."
"Did he tell you anything else?"
"No-- yeah, he said to say, goodbye."
♪Hell, hell is for children
And you know that their little lives can become such a mess
Hell, hell is for children
And you shouldn't have to pay for your love
With your bones and your flesh
No, hell is for children
Hell, hell is for hell
Hell is for hell
Hell is for children
Hell is for children♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyykG69Go8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyykG69Go8)
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When the f*** did we have Icecream? guess the movie win ....nothing
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GoldenEye
"Need I remind you 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws."
"I wouldn't think of it."
"Good."
"They always said the pen was mightier than the sword."
"Thanks to me, they were right."
"Don't say it!"
"The writing's on the wall?"
"Along with the rest of him!"
"Don't touch that! It's my lunch."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLSI7Dw5BIk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLSI7Dw5BIk)
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GoldenEye
"Use the bumper, that's what it's for!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs)
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Léon: The Professional
"And stop saying OK all the time, OK?!"
"OK."
"Good."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0of2YDMMS48 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0of2YDMMS48)
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Escape From Alcatraz
"There's always a possibility that some a**hole will be offended."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm--5KIGyw0
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The Sword of Doom
"Step forward and look to the West."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Usz3zLDcE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Usz3zLDcE)
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Tombstone
"Y'all killed two cowboys."
"Looks like we win."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFVeAeKqWM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFVeAeKqWM)
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The Specialist
"Where you going? Use the stairs, this one's full, get out of here, get a new shirt."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOePjj-M63Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOePjj-M63Y)
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Desperate Measures
"Yeah, and I need a martini and a b***job."
"Just a rat Frank, I just shot a rat."
"Hey fat boy up on six scratching your ass, you hear me? Lets go, move it! Hey shut the f**k up! It's good to be the king."
"If you can't eat it, drink it, f**k it or fire it, I ain't interested."."
"Nate, I cannot be killed. I'm immortal."
"What kind of car do you have?"
♪Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying about the way the things might've been
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud Mary keep on burning
Rolling♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDO-f-WkZ4Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDO-f-WkZ4Q)
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There is another new trailer for Godzilla, King of the Monsters. Yes, I'll put the link in its movie thread. But I did laugh at one comment made in the trailer.
"Unless we set Godzilla free."
"Oh yeah, sure. Lets bring him in for a beer." <--- now that is funny!
trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW3xYYJ6NoE
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
"I've got skills, I can trade them."
"Sorry the brothel's full."
"Of course he'll be desperate to clear his conscience."
"Sounds like a bargain."
"It's not. Let's Talk. Come inside."
"Leave your weapons here, it's the law."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywcKkb5buJI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywcKkb5buJI)
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Shane
"So you're Jack Wilson."
"What's the mean to you Shane?"
"I've heard about you."
"What have you heard, Shane?"
"I've heard that your low down Yankee liar."
"Prove it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-JL0ARJ7I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-JL0ARJ7I)
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¡Three Amigos!
"Anyone else with a comment?"
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ed065c6f-04bc-4f83-95e5-d1c4233dfcf1 (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ed065c6f-04bc-4f83-95e5-d1c4233dfcf1)
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Timecop
"I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you please give me the gold."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewj3wrIUR3s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewj3wrIUR3s)
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Outlaw Josey Wales
"Die'n aint' much of a livin boy."
"I had to come back."
"I know."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRlY46ttfE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRlY46ttfE)
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Crocodile Dundee
"Mick! Mick Dundee! Ooowweee!"
"What's up, lady?!"
"I got to talk to that man down the end! The one in the black hat!"
"Hey! Lady wants to talk to the guy in the black hat!"
"Hey, fella! [whistle] You in the hat! The lady down the end wants to see ya!"
"What does she want?"
"What does she want?!"
"What do you want?"
"Tell him not to leave. I'm not gonna marry Richard."
"Tell him don't leave! She's not gonna marry Richard!"
"Don't leave. I'm not going to marry Richard."
"Why not?"
"I don't know. Why not?!"
"Why not?"
"Tell him... I love him. I love you!"
"I love ya!"
"I love ya! I love--!"
"She loves me."
"Well?"
"Tell her... I'll tell her meself. I'm coming through."
"He's coming through!"
"He's coming through!"
"It's too crowded, we're jammed in like sheep."
"Up, up, up."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqUB_-RuZ0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqUB_-RuZ0)
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Total Recall
"Do you want to know the future?"
"What about the past?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-mU8dIhsYQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-mU8dIhsYQ)
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The Sandlot
"You in trouble, aren't you, son?"
"Yeah, well, uh, that was my stepdad's ball. I took it without asking, it was signed by Babe Ruth."
"George signed this?"
"George Herman Ruth? Yeah."
"I take it back, you're not in trouble, you're dead were you stand."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3xVj6sQmUQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3xVj6sQmUQ)
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Horse Feathers
"Let's have some action around here. Who'll say 76? Who'll say 1776? That's the spirit! 1776!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k8QcoLL0nE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k8QcoLL0nE)
The Great Escape
"What is it?"
"They're celebrating the revolution."
"It's the 4th of July!"
"What the devil's this?"
"Gentlemen, you're invited for free drinks at the wash tank."
"It's the 4th of July, a little present from the colonials."
"Down the British."
"Here, here!"
"Quite right too."
"And a little drink to Tom."
"And to getting home."
"Very well. We accept."
"Up the rebels!"
"Down the British!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0q2lAggHI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0q2lAggHI)
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Lionheart
"Don't fall in them damn skates, boy!"
"What is this, a dance, man? He's got on a damn skirt."
"Scotland."
"Scotland? Scotland's s**t. Kick his Scotland ass. It's not that bad, go up his dress, I'd like to see if he got any drawers on."
"Don't be shaking hands with him!"
"You got, man! Let go of him, Lion! He's gone! Let go of him! Hey, let him go, let him go, let him go. Let him go! He's gone! Let him go, Lion, come on! Yeah, that's right! Be ready with the cash, flash!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shxVCwq2OgQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shxVCwq2OgQ)
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Moby Dick
"The birds... the birds! He rises!"
"From hell's heart I stab at thee! For hate's sake! I spit my last breath at thee! Thou damned whale!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMPW4R727QQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMPW4R727QQ)
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Dragonslayer
"I want you to destroy the amulet... and me along with it. You brought me from the flames! You must send me back, you'll know the time, you must act while life is still in me!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC-erzWkXWc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC-erzWkXWc)
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Patton
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dObTXYa-_n4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dObTXYa-_n4)
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Navy SEALs
"God, I've got company up here."
"You're an American?"
"God! Come in God!"
"Your God doesn't help you now."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DII9AQZoUTo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DII9AQZoUTo)
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Platoon
"Hey, can I go with you?"
"No, I move faster alone."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BTKMyV3bI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4BTKMyV3bI)
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Predator
"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like... like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things- strange things. “El Diablo cazador de hombres.” Only in the hottest years this happens- and this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse... ”El cazador trofeo de los hombres” means “the demon who makes trophies of men”."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_n8zLA_dJg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_n8zLA_dJg)
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The Congress
"The city of Abrahama and Miramount Nagasaki welcome you to the Futurist Congress. We would like to remind you that Abrahama is a fully restricted animated zone."
"So, how does it look?"
"Oh my God, I wish you could see me animated, it's pretty sick. It's like a genius designer on a bad asset trip."
"How do you mean?"
"Oh my God, I don't know. I look like... a combination between Cinderella on heroin and an Egyptian Queen on a bad hair day."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPGhw4nACfk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPGhw4nACfk)
"Hi, so your here too here huh?"
"You and I are the only ones who survived."
"And who are all the rest?"
"Characters they invented."
"You see Robin, soon this whole structure will stop existing."
"Structure? What do you mean, Jeff? This, the Miramount Classic, the Miramount Hotel?"
"No, no, no. Not Miramount Hotel. I mean, this whole structure won't exist. The script writer, who needs his antidepressants, the ex-Russian story-board artist with the drinking problem, the animators always behind deadline, and those idiots who fall in love with their computer characters. Special effects people, they can all go to f**k themselves! Movies are old news, Robin. A remnant of the last millennium. As you will very soon find out upstairs, in the Futurist Congress Miramount Nagasaki is entering a new age, we're in the era of free choice."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9cFF_YwYas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9cFF_YwYas)
"Are there any doctors left in this world?"
"Yes there are."
"Where are they?"
"Up above."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMMI8HWhqEc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMMI8HWhqEc)
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The Congress
"How would you like it?"
"A bullet to the head. One. But quick. Quick as possible, I just want to get out of this hallucination."
"After all these years, it's time you knew that this is no hallucination. This is our lives, Robin."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBLsCUxqUXg
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
"V'Ger must evolve. It's knowledge has reached the limits of this universe and it must evolve. What it requires of it's god, doctor, is the answer to it's question, "is there nothing more"?"
"What more is there than the universe, Spock?"
"Other dimensions, higher levels of being."
"The existence of which cannot be proven logically. Therefore, V'Ger is incapable of believing in them."
"What it needs in order to evolve... is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic."
"And joining with it's creator might accomplish that."
"You mean this machine wants to physically join with a human? Is that possible?"
"Let's find out."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2B90xlDcp4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2B90xlDcp4)
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Christmas Vacation
"Later dudes, let her rip, hang ten... OHHHH SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdm_eA1Css (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdm_eA1Css)
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
"How you get into this?"
"It's a long story."
"Long ride."
"Well... after I left the Special Forces, I moved around a lot."
"Why you leave army?"
"I came back to the States and found there was another war going on."
"What war?"
"Kind of like a quiet war. A war against... all the soldiers returning. It's the kind of war you don't win."
"That why they pick you? Cause you like to fight?"
"I'm expendable."
"Expendable? What mean "expendable"?"
"It's like... if someone invites you to a party and you don't show up, it doesn't really matter."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwrMi_mX9Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZwrMi_mX9Y)
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A Bridge Too Far
"Look at him please sir, right now, I'll blow you f***ing head... right now!"
"I can give him a quick examination if you like."
"Thank you very much, sir."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAtA2NH6Xfg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAtA2NH6Xfg)
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Dr. Strangelove
"It's an obvious Commie trick Mr. President, we're wasting valuable time!-- [falls down but gets right back up and continues acting] Look at the big board! They're getting ready to clobber us!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMPeerDv-c (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMPeerDv-c)
"Target insight! Where in the hell is Major Kong?!"
"Yaaaaahhhhoooo! Yaaaaahhhhoooo!"
"Hey, what about Major Kong?"
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhooooooooo!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y)
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"Ben! Ben please!... Ben... Leia! Hear me! Leia!"
"Luke... we've got to back."
"What?"
"I know where Luke is."
"What about those fighters?"
"Chewie just do it!"
"What about--" [Chewie growls]
"Alright! Alright! Alright!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NottMSxCPHg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NottMSxCPHg)
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Conan the Barbarian
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1ov9ieOho
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Alice (1988)
"Hello Bunny!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rri69wKUUQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rri69wKUUQ)
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Beetlejuice
"That's the lost souls room, a room for ghosts that have been exorcised. Poor devils, that's death for the dead. It's all in the handbook, keep moving."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7GAvlREC0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D7GAvlREC0)
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In Search of Tomorrow - The Definitive 80's Sci-Fi Documentary (Official Trailer)
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
"What's gonna happen?"
"Something wonderful."
"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few."
"Or the one."
"Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?"
"E.T."
"All those moments will be lost in time... like... tears in the rain."
"When this baby hits 88 miles pre hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t!"
"SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?"
"It's time to start running!"
"Plissken?"
"Call me Snake."
"Do or do not, there is no try."
"I can handle myself."
"Yeah I notice."
"Here we go."
"LET'S PARTY."
"Dead or alive you're coming with me."
"It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear!"
"It's over prime!"
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
"The sleeper has awaken!"
"I'm the best chance you've got."
"My god, it's full of stars!"
"Stay frosty."
"Gordon is alive?"
"We came! We saw! We kicked it's ass!"
"Ludicrous Speed! GO!"
"Great Scott!"
"Light it!"
"Here we go."
"He say you Blade Runner."
"Tell him I'm eating."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqFZjWAnyo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqFZjWAnyo)
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes
"Taylor!"
"It's doomsday... the end of the world... help me!"
"You ask me to help you?! Man is evil! Capable of nothing but destruction!"
"You... bloody... bastard..."
"In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8fkrPP_0qA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8fkrPP_0qA)
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Jeremiah Johnson
♪Sunshine or thunder, a man will always wonder
Where the fair wind blows
Where the fair wind blows♪
♪And some folks say, 'He's up there still'
Jeremiah Johnson made his way into the mountains
He was betting on forgetting all the troubles that he knew♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsZE8MpQZI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsZE8MpQZI)
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Close Encounters of the Third Kind
To convince the 'folks' in Wyoming - a population of 28,000 people - that they must evacuate the quarantined top-secret area, planners discuss the fanciful possibilities: flashfloods, forest fires, viruses (dyptheria, unknown strains, bad water, the plague):
"Nobody's gonna believe in plague in this day and age."
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Blade Runner
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when... I was being so charming. I'm at a bar here now down at the Fourth Sector. Taffy Lewis is on the line. Why don't you come on down here and have a drink?"
"I don't think so, Mr. Deckard. That's not my kind of place."
"Go someplace else?" [Total Charge $1.25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlRFiiKiPJs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlRFiiKiPJs)
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Heavy Metal
"Very few escape my grasp. Even in death. My powers continue."
♪Drive it on up and let's cruise a while
Leave 'em very far behind
It's like you're runnin away on some high octane
Every time she reached the boulevard
Won't you take a ride, ride, ride
On heavy metal♪
"Come on dammit, fly this bucket and let's get the hell outta he!--"
♪♪It's the only way that you can travel
Down that road
Satisfied, fied, fied
On heavy metal
Baby won't you ride
Ride it until it explodes♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtH0ZF6u0Hc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtH0ZF6u0Hc)
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Taxi Driver
"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_Y)
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Heat
"Told you I'm never going back."
"...Yeah..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=426LibmHSWw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=426LibmHSWw)
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The Insider
"What got broken here doesn't go back together again."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQnEP6B86E
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Interview with the Vampire
"Then God does not exist?"
"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul and as far as I know, after 400 years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world."
"Then it is as I've always feared."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsntR4XK_N8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsntR4XK_N8)
"So a vampire can cry."
"Once, maybe twice in his own eternity. Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge on them."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7rVCeG3QqI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7rVCeG3QqI)
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Predator
" You're ghostin' us muthaf***a. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed you... real quiet... leave ya here. Got that."
https://youtu.be/nDw3E9EgW5I (https://youtu.be/nDw3E9EgW5I)
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Death wish II
Paul Kersey: Do you believe in Jesus?
Punk: Yes, I do.
Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him.
https://youtu.be/gK2VJBKHCsY (https://youtu.be/gK2VJBKHCsY)
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Wolf
"The demon wolf is not evil, unless the man he has bitten is evil. And it feels good to be a wolf, doesn't it? Power without guilt, love without doubt."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys-c3gmcEQQ
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The Adventures of Robin Hood
Prince John: You'll be sorry you interfered.
Maid Marian Fitzwalter: Sorry...? I'd do it again if you killed me for it.
https://youtu.be/f4c_pbp8Hvw (https://youtu.be/f4c_pbp8Hvw)
RIP Olivia de Havilland 1916-2020
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Interview with the Vampire
"Oh Louis, Louis, still whinning Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
♪Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyG0S_arq8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyG0S_arq8)
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Interview with the Vampire
"Claudia, Claudia! Now who will we get to finish your dress? These impracticalities, cherie! Remember, never in the home!"
"Claudia, what have we told you?"
"Never in the house."
"...Give me some room."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLJ2Qg7kInU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLJ2Qg7kInU)
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Twilight Zone: The Movie
"That's a enough of that noise huh, who needs it anyway, how about a little music?"
"Sure."
♪Let the midnight special♪
"Hey that's..."
♪Shine a light on me♪
"that's... I love Creedence."
"So, you had a big scare up there, huh?"
"Oh yeah."
"Wanna see something really scary?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVjdyfJIWs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVjdyfJIWs)
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The Thing
"Mayday, mayday, can anyone hear me, over? This is US station 31, you read me? Found something in the ice, we need some help down here, can anyone hear me? We found something, we found something, we found something."
Twelve men have just discovered something. For 100,000 years, it was buried in the snow and ice. Now it has found a place to live. Inside. Where no one can see it. Or hear it. Or feel it.
"I know I'm human, some of you are still human, this thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
"You guys gonna listen to Garry, he could be one of those things!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ftmr17M-a4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ftmr17M-a4)
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Alien
"What the hell's the matter with that box?"
"Dallas, you're gonna have to hold your position for a minute. I... I've lost the signal."
"What? You sure?"
"Look around, are you sure that it's not there? I mean, it's got to be around there somewhere."
"Check that out, Lambert. You may be getting interference."
"Dallas, are you sure there's no sign of it? I mean it is there! It's gotta be around there!"
"Am I clear Lambert? I wanna get the hell out of here."
"Oh, god, it's moving right towards you!"
"Uhh?"
"Move! Get out of there! It's moving towards you! Move! Dallas! Move, Dallas! Move, Dallas, get out! Oh no! Not that way! The other way Dallas!"
[Alien scream]
"Dallas?!"
"No!"
"Take it easy, Dallas?!"
"We found this laying there. No blood. No Dallas. Nothing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRXyWtv-huc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRXyWtv-huc)
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Predator
"He couldn't see me."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVqsBgOvBI
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The Terminator
"You're terminated, f**ker!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSXl_XKXZAI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSXl_XKXZAI)
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The Crow
"To hell with you, I thought you cared!"
"Sarah, I do care."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac4XZQLL2BA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac4XZQLL2BA)
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Planes Trains and Automobiles
"I've been spending too much time away from home."
"I haven't been home in years." [ecos]
"Del what are you doing here? You said you were going home, what are doing here?"
"I er... I don't have a home. Marie's been dead for eight years."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPjAUoPoTU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPjAUoPoTU)
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Scrooged
[Ghost of Christmas Past walks through the door but not Frank] "Hahahaha!"
"That was a great joke."
"I love that bit!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg-OfPPFO4
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Die Hard
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs. Now I know what a t.v dinner feels like."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phs3i0onDDg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phs3i0onDDg)
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A Christmas Story
"No! No, no, I want an official Red Ryder carbon action 200 shot range model air rifle!"
"You'll shoot your out kid, merry Christmas, Oh! Oh! Oh!" [foot to the face]
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvB6Ld1g8vA
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Lethal Weapon
[TV] "Good morning sir."
"Tell me, what day is it?"
"What da--" [TV is shot]
"Goddamn Christmas!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wJxoKwSAQ
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Full Metal Jacket
"Hey baby! You got girlfriend in Vietnam?"
"Not just this minute."
"Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"
"Yeah, we might party. How much?"
"Fifteen dollar."
"Fifteen dollars for both of us?"
"No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY."
"Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each."
"Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much."
"Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend."
"Okay. Ten dollar each."
"What do we get for ten dollars?"
"Every t'ing you want."
"Everything?"
"Every t'ing."
"Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XLUhlZa5fg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XLUhlZa5fg)
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Cube
"Hollyway, you don't get it."
"Then help me please, I need to know!"
"This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. No one is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big brother is not watching you."
"What kind of f**king explanation is that?"
"It's the best your gonna get. I looked and the only conclusion I could come to is that nobody is up there."
"Somebody had to say yes to this thing."
"What thing? Only we know what it is."
"We have no idea what it is."
"We know more than anybody else, I mean somebody might have know sometime before they got fired or voted out or sold it. But if this place ever had a purpose, then it got miss communicated, or lost in the shuffle. I mean, this is an accident, a forgotten perpetual public works project. Do you think anybody wants to ask questions? All they want is a clear conscience and a fat paycheck. I leaned on my shovel for months on this one. This was a great job!"
"Why put people in it?"
"Because it's here, you have use it, or you admit it's pointless."
"But it is pointless!"
"Quentin. That's my point."
"You make me sick, Worth."
"I make me sick too, we're both part of the system. I drew a box, you walk a beat. It's like you said Quentin, is keep your head down, keep it simple, just look at what's in front of you. I mean nobody wants to see the big picture, life's too complicated. I mean let's face it, the reason we're here, is it's out of control."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0)
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Total Recall
"What do you want Mr. Quaid?"
"The same as you, to remember."
"But why?"
"To be myself again."
"You are what you do. A man is defined by his actions, not his memory. Please, take my hand, now open your mind to me, please. Open your miiiiind, open your miiiiiiind, open your miiiiiiiind, open your miiiiiiiiind, open your miiiiiiiiiind."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbj4Te_guxY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbj4Te_guxY)
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Jurassic Park
"If I may, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You know you read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you want to sell it."
"Yeah, yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PLvdmifDSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PLvdmifDSk)
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Sorcerer
"It's the wrong road. This is the wrong road! Where the hell you goin'! We're gonna cross that bridge and your gonna guild me! Cause I can't do it alone!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPDO2weQXLQ
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Lean On Me
"I want all of you to take a good look at these people on the risers behind me. These people have been here up to five years and done absolutely nothing. These people are drug dealers and drug users. They have taken up space. They have disrupted this school. They have harassed your teachers, and they have intimidated you. Well, times are about to change. You will not be bothered in Joe Clark's school. These people are incorrigible, and since none of them could graduate anyway, you are all expurgated. You are dismissed. You are out of here forever. I wish you well."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbkHgx6YIo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbkHgx6YIo)
"When Dr. Napier came to me offering this job, I saw the lightning flash. I heard the thunder roll! I felt breakers crashing, swamping my soul."
"We are not in church, Mr. Clark!"
"I fell down on my knees and I cried, "my god... why has thou forsaken me?" And the lord said, "Joe, you're no damn good." No, no. I mean this, more than you realize. "You're no earthly good at all "unless you take this opportunity and do whatever you have to." And he didn't say, "Joe, be polite." Do whatever you have to, to transform and transmogrify this school into a special place, where the hearts and souls and minds of the young can rise. where they can grow tall and blossom out from under the shadows of the past, where the minds of the young are set free. And I gave my word to god. And that's why I threw those bastards out. And that's all I'm going to say."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKR_Tli5hbU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKR_Tli5hbU)
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The Fifth Element
"We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader."
"One more shot, and we start killing hostages!"
"That's the leader."
"Send someone to negotiate!"
"I-I-I-I've never negotiated."
"Mind if I try?"
"No, no, sure, sure, sure, we're sending someone in to negotiate!"
[Korben Dallas shoots him in the dead] "Anyone else want to negotiate?"
"W-W-W-W-Where did he learn to negotiate like that?"
"I wonder?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyxxLHfBwE)
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Bloodsport
"What the hell is a din mak?"
"Death touch."
"Vic, choose a brick."
"Okay, Frank. Uh, what about this one?"
"No!"
"Bottom one!"
[Smashes the bottom brick]
"Whoa! Yeah!"
"Son of the b***h. ls that good enough, guys?"
"We honor your invitation."
"No s**t, you honor his invitation!"
"Very good... but brick not hit back."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNibi-NWW4o
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Battle of the Bulge
"The truth... is that I'm a fool. I believed in you, but all that you believe in, is the war. You have the war, you like the war. And all I have are my sons and I don't want to lose them!"
"I am not responsible for your children."
"You are. You would make them soldiers."
"Yes, and they will fight."
"And they will die?"
"If necessary."
"Necessary for who?! For you?!"
"You are not only a fool, you are a traitor."
"And you are a murderer. You would murder my sons. You would murder my country. You would murder the whole world, to stay in that uniform."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLPYBKDypg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLPYBKDypg)
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Das Boot
[German language] "There's nothing more beautiful than a submarine... and a sailboat. There are no better lines than those of a sailboat. I sailed on a 3-master schooner once. Gorgeous ship. It had holds the size of a cathedral!"
"That burns some fuel, huh?"
"A**hole."
"Shi**y fog, damn it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rln5FWAFFoo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rln5FWAFFoo)
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Sling Blade
"What the hell you doing with that lawnmower blade?"
"I aim to kill you with it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lktUkX5MkQ
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Unforgiven
"The old horse is getting even with me for the sins of my youth. In my youth, before I met your dear, departed ma, I used to be weak and given to mistreatin' animals. This horse and those hogs over there are gettin' even with me for the cruelty that I inflicted. I used to be able to cuss and whip a horse like this. But your ma, rest her soul, showed me the error of my ways. I'll be back in a couple of weeks, you remember how the spirit of your dear departed ma watches over you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X0044_jxFo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X0044_jxFo)
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The Hunt for Red October
"I'll shake the man loose."
"Another torpedo captain. It went active the moment it was launched. It's acquired us and it's homing."
"Left full rudder. Ease off on your bow planes."
"I think he's got us. Way to go, Dallas!"
"Alright Chief, put us on the roof."
"Come on big D, fly!"
"That torpedo still active, it’s searching for another target now.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irma0VB01gc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irma0VB01gc)
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Re: The Hunt For Red October
I love that film. The only part I don't care for is when they get all broody in Maine.
Bart Mancuso - and Jonesy - my favorites in the film. The guy who plays Pelt made me laugh too.
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True Lies
"Hey, here they come!"
"Lime-Zero-One, got a tally on three trucks, eastbound on the bridge."
"Roger, Lime-Zero-One. You're clear to engage."
"Ringo is padlocked. In hot with guns."
"Let's get some."
"OK Marines it's time to kick ass, recommend you use your Mavericks to take out the bridge."
"Roger that. Lime flight, switch Mavericks."
"Two."
"Hey, these missiles won't set off those nukes, will they?"
"Negative. That's a negative Lime-Zero-One."
"Fire."
"Bingo!"
"Good shooting Marines."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkyYk1Jr-cg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkyYk1Jr-cg)
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The Enforcer
"Well Officer Moore, maybe you'll tell us all here about you're most important felony arrest."
"I've never made a felony arrest."
"Well, maybe you'll tell us about your best misdemeanor arrest, then."
"I've never made a misdemeanor arrest either."
"Then what the hell gives you the right to become an inspector, when some men have been on the street for 10 or 15 years?"
"The woman's place is in the home, is that what you're trying to say?"
"What do you think this is, some kind of encounter group? I want to know what she'll do when someone points a gun at her and says, hit the deck you son of b***h!'"
"You're just deliberately trying to fail this candidate, aren't you?"
"Well, if she fails out there, she gets her ass blown off."
"It's my ass! And my hard luck."
"Except, out there you'll have a partner. If you get blown away, he gets blown away with you. And that's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rcIJIWqYmo
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Con Air
"Considering my audience, I'm gonna make this very quick, very simple. This is the bone yard, this is the hanger, this is our plane."
"What's that?"
"That's rock."
"OK."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqR9bID5Tpc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqR9bID5Tpc)
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Falling Down
"Don't forget me."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oglIAdnJM