The Adventures of Mark Twain (1985)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAS1-lCF3yM“The man with an idea is a fool, until the idea succeeds.”
“Boys! Tom, Huck and Becky Thatcher”
“How does he know are names?”
“These must be those classics everyone talks about.”
“What are classics?”
“Something everyone wants to have read but nobody wants to read.”
“We’re gonna crash!”
“Like hell we are!”
”Frog overboard!”
“Hang on Homer!”
“Hard on the Starboard! Spin her! Spin her! Spin her!”
“We’re heading for the rocks!”
“No, not that way!”
“Turn Becky!”
“Starboard! The other way! The other way!”
“What? Oh no!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAVCwW9neY“We had you all tide up.”
“That? Oh, no, no, that was just a little Writer's Block, that's all.”
“Supposing we do die? Is there truly a heaven or a hell?”
“Huh? I don't know about that. I don't wish to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.”
“We missed it”
“Lets catch it!”
“Aye-aye!”
“Don’t be afraid! Providence protects children, and idiots. I know it's true. I've tested it.”
“We’re gaining on her!”
“Tom! Sound out!”
”Now stand by Huck!”
“Marrrrkkkk Twaaaiiin!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwGelHvg-o“Hang on!”
“Ok!”
“Yahoooo!”
“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody, if he can help it.”
“Let me see, there are a number of things I want to say to you before I go. [Clears throat]
Always obey your parents.”
[Dark side]... “when they are present.”
“Be respectful of your superiors.”
[Dark side]... “if you have any.”
“Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.”
[Dark side] “I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.”
“It's time.”
[Dark side] “I'm still considering whether to go. I haven't seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.”
“Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one. Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.”
“The human race, in all its poverty, has only one truly effective weapon: laughter. Against the assault of laughter - ha-ha-ha-ha! - Nothing can stand.”
“Well this was one adventure Mr. Twain wouldn’t get around to writing. So I figure to get it all down before I forgot a single thing.”
The Adventures of Mark Twain by Huck Finn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPK6Xuq2rII
