Topic: You Can Have Any Super Power, But...

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm David Duchovny... the catch... I have no personality, attitude or acting ability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXsc5vg-C4

[RomeoSvengali]

I love nature so much that I'm a... Ecosexual... the catch... well, just look...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-niI1Gijdk

[RomeoSvengali]

I can read lips... the catch... I'm not very good at it.

"Yeah, I was big in Japan
I was king of Ping Pong
Yeah I was bad at tuba
And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9tgLnI0fFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ge4_stUpqs

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm a Scarecrow... the catch... I can only talk or sing in scat

♪Oh, skiggy hoogy leggy hoogy skiggy maggy ho booten beaten bahtin scootin’ bootin’ bay. Scoot it, babit, doobiedo, bootie day woogie haggie bootie boh, bootie- duty -day♪

♪Maaa, leggy, haggy, saggy, skeeggy,haggy, hoogie, loogie, hoogie, skeegy, haggy, boh- booty -day. Scoot it, babit, ohhhh, scooty, booty, babit. Ohhohhhohh♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgdxG-2fQNU

[RomeoSvengali]

I'm a dinosaur... the catch... I just want to give people a big hug, but they all run away from me... I guess for some, it brings back flashbacks of Godzilla or Jurassic Park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmxQSwwTRqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1i6LEJyyBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KyfFf5VDQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rIgVECzkuk